>>1415135Me? me. Do you have any fucking idea who I am? My friends call me Papa John. My enemies call me Lil' Caesar. Why? Cause I make a mean ass pasta. Though, someone like you probably knows my true name... a name that hasn't been spoken here in a long, long time. I'm a ctrl+v connoisseur. A Copypasta la vista if you will. If you knew the half of what I'm responsible for...heh. I pioneered this industry. I blaze trails and blunts, spreading the dankness in my shadows darkness. Navy seals? All me. Almost every variation of it too. Deep in thresholds of [s4s] you hear an echoing cry "Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before?". That was me too. It's always me. I've been responsible for some of the best and the worst. I was behind the Pawn Stars trend, which I wholeheartedly regret. I'll tell you once- don't fuck with people like me. I'm so powerful in the memetic arts I can turn pure waifus into trash with a single flurry of my keyboard. One moment you have your pure maiden, one paragraph later she is known across the world as a dogfucker always and forever. I won't make any false claims. I don't have a pair of breasts to boing out at you. i don't have a team of spies across the globe tracking you down. All I have is a computer and a lot of free time, and thats all I need to change the world. I'm not just the ripples on the pond- I'm the one who threw the rock into the water. I sit here. I throw my rocks into this cesspool. Watch the ripples make their way to the edge of the pond. Your life and everything you hold precious to you is nothing to me but another stone to skip. You precious Cirno? I'll spare her, just cause I like her. But just know if you piss me off, I already have a notepad file with over 7000 characters about her doing some nasty shit that would make quite a wave. So who am I anyways? You already know. I'm not leaving, you'll know me when you see me, but I suppose this is sort of a farewell.
-love and waffles-
Katy, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
