Some folks are born made to post the 'jak
Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews
And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"
Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord
It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
I ate my onions, son
Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
Onions 4chan and one, one more!
Some folks are born VPN in hand
Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah
But when the SWAT men break down the door
Lord, the laptop password's gonna fail
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no janitor's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no FBI bum
Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs
From reading /qa/ board
And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"
They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Jacobson's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Cobson's son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I don't use 4chan to cum
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't on 4chan for fun
