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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /qa/!
PINEJAK
VS.
TURTELLI
BEGIN!
Pinejak:
Is that an Italian on my ridge?
He must think there's pizza in my fridge.
You're like Obi Wan, dead and forced
The only people who like you are obsessed with horse!
You know I ain't a killer just don't push me
and don't you sit around and say it smells like cheese
I know how to fuck, marry and kill with my fingers
Better stop sniffing feet if you want to please her!
Turtelli:
It smell like cheese, no like a fart
You better learn that leebaiting is art
Marge I'm confused, about these fruitjaks
They seem to be aping Lee's panic attacks
Don't mind me, I'm just passing through
and also being a better meme than you!
Eating you up like you're spam
Soon you'll be wordfiltered just like fa m!
I'm the original, you're a copy
Now please excuse me while I get sloppy toppy!
Pinejak:
Don't forget, Turtelli I'm top slut
All of /qa/ wants to fuck my butt
The only reason to post you is a reaction
A predictable shitpost slowly going out of fashion
Soi dueling goes back hundreds of years
Before the birth of any leebaiting queers
Kiwifarms is over there, farty
You're not invited to my soijak party!
Turtelli:
Tay K Tay K, Pinejak
Just remember only /qa/ has your back
CC the way every board bans you
labels you as "spam", boohoo!
Anywhere I am, I summon Barneyfag
Soi outside of /qa/ is just a drag
Hell, even in /qa/, you are shit
Go back to [s4s], how about it?
