I want to pick up various /bant/ posters and put them in a box only for me, me - nobody else but me.
You would all be in a one huge box, free to conspire against me, but you would learn to love my totalitarian rule.
I would forget about you, you would die and wither, thinking you did something wrong. In the end, you would be nothing but a shiny stone, a pebble to my liking.