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Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:00:50 No.14946982 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14946995 >>14946996 >>14947371 >>14948649

Bant. I have resolved to ask out my friend who told me she really likes me. But I have no idea how to. Please help me. What do I say to her? I want to be clear and straightforward. I am running out of time...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mbN2NKrW Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:02:28 No.14946993 Report

Quoted By: >>14947386

Oh, but we're all running out of time, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcjFiElc Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:02:57 No.14946995 Report

Quoted By: >>14947386

>>14946982
try peeing your pants

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vwzXa5IR Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:03:00 No.14946996 Report

Quoted By: >>14947386 >>14947909

>>14946982
How autistic are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wSp8Rpto Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:04:06 No.14947004 Report

Quoted By: >>14947386

Invite her to your private Minecraft server

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:06:25 No.14947371 Report

Quoted By: >>14947386

>>14946982
hi nch
did you not like the line I recommended you before?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:08:49 No.14947386 Report

Quoted By: >>14947971 >>14956008

>>14946993
Doesn't matter
>>14946995
Gross therefore no
>>14946996
I am undiagnosed... I mask very well!
>>14947004
I don't know whether she likes Minecraft. Probably not. She is not a child.
>>14947371
It was sweet but not good enough...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wSp8Rpto Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:09:13 No.14947909 Report

Quoted By:

>>14946996
Not autistic enough

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:18:41 No.14947971 Report

Quoted By: >>14948021

>>14947386
have you considered integrating it with a wall slam?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:24:51 No.14948021 Report

Quoted By: >>14948045 >>14948067

>>14947971
Remind me what your line was?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcjFiElc Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:28:08 No.14948045 Report

Quoted By: >>14948050

>>14948021
you are gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:28:57 No.14948050 Report

Quoted By:

>>14948045
I love who I love...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:32:32 No.14948067 Report

Quoted By: >>14948149

>>14948021
"You're absolutely gorgeous, baby. I like you, and I want you. Let's rock and roll."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:57:51 No.14948149 Report

Quoted By: >>14948178 >>14948187

>>14948067
It's too overbearing. And what does "rock and roll" mean in this context?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 02:05:27 No.14948173 Report

Quoted By: >>14948187

I am going to tell her she would save money on taxes if she married me. Then she will fall in love with me. Is that a good idea?

DirtyDoctorDan !!LuFKe+U1Elo

DirtyDoctorDan !!LuFKe+U1Elo ID:Wh/+eF0W Thu 14 Apr 2022 02:06:34 No.14948178 Report

Quoted By:

>>14948149
you think too much

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 02:10:10 No.14948187 Report

Quoted By: >>14948592

>>14948149
I don't know, but I don't think it matters. If her response is "what does rock and roll mean" that's probably a bad sign but you might be able to salvage it with a wink and a kiss or a devilish smile and a knowing laugh
>>14948173
probably not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:18:06 No.14948592 Report

Quoted By: >>14948598

>>14948187
Ok I did it fuck my heart is racing fuck fuck fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:19:21 No.14948598 Report

Quoted By: >>14948601

>>14948592
what, through a text message?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:20:12 No.14948601 Report

Quoted By: >>14948605

>>14948598
Yes it's almost midnight I'm in bed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:22:16 No.14948605 Report

Quoted By: >>14948607 >>14948609

>>14948601

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:23:51 No.14948607 Report

Quoted By: >>14948628 >>14948656

>>14948605
AAAAA it's been five minutes and she hasn't responded AAAAA why do I torture myself like this I am ruining my social life I am not suitable for living in a society. Also what the fuck did you mean by this??? I'm having a fucking panic attack fuck fuck fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:24:19 No.14948609 Report

Quoted By: >>14948613

>>14948605
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER, YOU KNOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcjFiElc Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:25:41 No.14948613 Report

Quoted By: >>14948617

>>14948609
i was trying to jack off earlier but i heard my neighbours arguing and i wasnt able to continue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:26:42 No.14948617 Report

Quoted By: >>14948621

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>14948613
Don't do that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcjFiElc Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:28:54 No.14948621 Report

Quoted By: >>14948627

>>14948617
dont do what

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:29:57 No.14948627 Report

Quoted By: >>14948634

>>14948621
Don't jack off. It's gross...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:30:04 No.14948628 Report

Quoted By: >>14948630

>>14948607
because you messaged her just before midnight
i mean she might even be asleep but now you're stressed out about it
i'd think you should ask her in person but if you had to do this zoomer thing why wouldn't you wait at least until morning

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:30:55 No.14948630 Report

Quoted By: >>14948635

>>14948628
All of my best thoughts come to me at midnight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcjFiElc Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:32:06 No.14948634 Report

Quoted By: >>14948637

>>14948627
its not gross youre gross for thinking its gross

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:32:18 No.14948635 Report

Quoted By: >>14948639

>>14948630
sounds like a great opportunity to sleep on them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:32:38 No.14948637 Report

Quoted By: >>14948641

>>14948634
were you trying to jack off to horsecock futanari

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:33:14 No.14948639 Report

Quoted By: >>14948645 >>14948655 >>14948657

>>14948635
If I wait too long then I lose them. Both the thoughts and the opportunities for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcjFiElc Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:34:37 No.14948641 Report

Quoted By: >>14948651

>>14948637
how did you know

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:35:31 No.14948645 Report

Quoted By: >>14948663

>>14948639
nch...
are... are you maybe a bit of an airhead?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fSQjI8YW Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:36:08 No.14948649 Report

Quoted By: >>14948663

>>14946982
I want to do this friend, want to come with?
Keep it simple anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:36:18 No.14948651 Report

Quoted By:

>>14948641
lucky guess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcjFiElc Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:36:55 No.14948655 Report

Quoted By: >>14948663

>>14948639
do you like horsecock futanari

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fSQjI8YW Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:37:08 No.14948656 Report

Quoted By: >>14948663

>>14948607
what happened? did she respond?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:exxm6M2s Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:37:19 No.14948657 Report

Quoted By: >>14948663

>>14948639
Write them down!
The others are right though in that she is most likely asleep. Do you have class or something with her tomorrow?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:38:20 No.14948663 Report

Quoted By: >>14948669 >>14948678 >>14948679 >>14948682 >>14948700

>>14948645
In what sense? I'm not stupid...
>>14948649
I do not understand what you are saying...
>>14948655
No shut up
>>14948656
No. Please stop reminding me. She is going to hide from me now.
>>14948657
I will probably see her in up to two days.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcjFiElc Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:39:26 No.14948669 Report

Quoted By: >>14948670

>>14948663
i dont understand why you are being mean to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:39:59 No.14948670 Report

Quoted By: >>14948680

>>14948669
You are saying gross things

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fSQjI8YW Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:42:17 No.14948678 Report

Quoted By:

>>14948663
Sorry I am stupid, what I meant is, tell her
>Hey X, I want to do this (any random thing, hopefully eating somewhere), want to come with?
If you have a next time, try that
>Please stop reminding me. She is going to hide from me now.
Don't be too hard on yourself anon, it literally means nothing. She may be busy, but if she actually rejected you, it's not that terrible. Just keep it friendly and forget about it, try again with another person when the time comes. You'll be fine

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rzPIyduz Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:42:21 No.14948679 Report

Quoted By: >>14948689 >>14948694 >>14948700 >>14950338

>>14948663
I don't think she'll hide from you, friend. Why don't you try something a bit sweeter. Do you remember the immortal classic God Must (Have Spent A) Little More Time On (You)?

Your love is like a river, peaceful and deep.
Your soul is like a secret that I never could keep.
When I look into your eyes I know that it's true:
God must have spent, a little more time,
On youuuuuuuu.

Isn't it beautiful? Make sure to add the extra u's. It lets her know how much u (her) means to u (you).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcjFiElc Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:42:36 No.14948680 Report

Quoted By: >>14948694

>>14948670
no im not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:exxm6M2s Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:42:44 No.14948682 Report

Quoted By: >>14948697

>>14948663
That's a long time to think things over. Sounds like you are just going to have to wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:exxm6M2s Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:45:01 No.14948689 Report

Quoted By: >>14948694

>>14948679
Dear God OP please don't do this

If worst comes to worst, just keep being friendly with her like you always have

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:46:26 No.14948694 Report

Quoted By:

>>14948679
I have suffered enough.
>>14948680
It is a matter of opinion. And mine is the one that matters.
>>14948689
Le friend zone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:46:57 No.14948697 Report

Quoted By:

>>14948682
I need her to text me back :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 03:47:34 No.14948700 Report

Quoted By: >>14950618

>>14948663
as in you're kind of absent-minded and forgetful and impulsive
>>14948679
ah that reminds of me some sing-songy type poem from some fantasy book but I can't remember how it goes
I remember there being a bit about time being like a river

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pkPEjHil Thu 14 Apr 2022 10:58:15 No.14950175 Report

Quoted By: >>14950618

How is it working out for you both, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zjN6Juaf Thu 14 Apr 2022 11:57:58 No.14950338 Report

Quoted By:

>>14948679
Trying to get a date not trying to suicide your social life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 12:44:20 No.14950618 Report

Quoted By: >>14950641 >>14953539

>>14948700
I'm not impulsive; you're impulsive.
>>14950175
She is ghosting me :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1GNIKCIv Thu 14 Apr 2022 12:55:27 No.14950641 Report

Quoted By: >>14950646 >>14952415

>>14950618
AW SHIT
you lost her chief

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 12:57:01 No.14950646 Report

Quoted By:

>>14950641
Maybe she just needs time to think of what to say...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Thu 14 Apr 2022 16:04:54 No.14952415 Report

Quoted By:

>>14950641
She is just nervous I think... Or maybe she wants to wait to see me in person

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Thu 14 Apr 2022 19:45:42 No.14953539 Report

Quoted By: >>14956204

>>14950618
not really

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao.

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:AnXByXeP Thu 14 Apr 2022 23:58:18 No.14955310 Report

Quoted By: >>14956204

bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pkPEjHil Fri 15 Apr 2022 02:12:00 No.14955858 Report

Quoted By: >>14956204

She may just be shy and/or embarrassed.

or she is actually busy fucking the shit out of this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ny97wUBs Fri 15 Apr 2022 03:01:16 No.14956008 Report

Quoted By: >>14956204

>>14947386
why isn't she a child

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Fri 15 Apr 2022 03:11:35 No.14956204 Report

Quoted By: >>14956519

>>14953539
Okay, she is scaring me now. She doubled down and asked if I wanted to marry her. I had to tell her no because we haven't even started dating yet... Maybe she is autistic. Why do all the girls I fall for end up being autistic? Am I autistic?
>>14955310
What?
>>14955858
I will talk to her tomorrow. But how do I bring up the notion of dating? It would be even more awkward if she actually wasn't interested. And then we were just hanging around uncomfortably...
>>14956008
There is no cause. It is simply the way it is...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Fri 15 Apr 2022 03:16:22 No.14956519 Report

Quoted By: >>14956647

>>14956204
you said you wanted to marry her before
why did you pussy out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Fri 15 Apr 2022 03:20:41 No.14956647 Report

Quoted By: >>14956681

>>14956519
She has to be in love with me and we have to know each other better first. I want to marry her after up to five years of dating.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Fri 15 Apr 2022 03:29:31 No.14956681 Report

Quoted By: >>14956688 >>14956859

>>14956647
then why didn't you say "yes but i want to date you for a while first" instead of just no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Fri 15 Apr 2022 03:30:56 No.14956688 Report

Quoted By:

>>14956681
Because I cannot tell whether she is actually interested in me in that way...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gc1ONfQv Fri 15 Apr 2022 04:05:13 No.14956859 Report

Quoted By: >>14957318

>>14956681
What should I tell her when I see her? How do I bring it up? I need your help. You seem to have a decent intuition about social interaction.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:smrHaolg Fri 15 Apr 2022 05:16:53 No.14957318 Report

Quoted By:

>>14956859
I don't really know what to tell you. My preternatural instincts do not extend to social interactions and you've created a scenario I have no experience with.

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