>>15136857well obviously yoda walks into a bar, and who is by the bar in the bar? of course the faggot elton john, so yoda jumps into his ass like a green midget ninja and builds a little home in there out of spiderwebs and starts to hibernate, but of course because of all the mushrooms yoda is smoking inside of elton johns ass it all goes right into his bloodstream so he goes psychotic and jumps into traffic and they both die
