>>15317888When I was in college, I was at the local smoke meet-up on campus and had an anon tell me a story about it
>be him>lanky tall scene kid>parents gone>big house >naturally has party>anyone can invite anyone so lots of randos >fat, ugly girl hits on him the whole night>dodges her advances left and right>night gets late and is about to become morning >guest leave or crash on the floor>the host crashes in his own room>fat uggo follows>still tries to get with him>he still says no one last time before he passes out>hours pass and he wakes up>while eyes are still close, he hears a noise>SloshSloshSlosh.wav>opens his eyes enough to peak>the whale is there fucking an empty beer bottle while watching him sleepI asked him what he did next and he said that he waited for her to leave before he actually got up. Says he had someone else clean it up without telling the poor soul. Mention that the fatty managed to fill up the empty bottle. I bursted out laughing when he said that.
