>>15768769SCENE: Daria and Jane are in Daria's bedroom
DARIA: I should start a dream journal to find out why I'm such a faggot.
JANE: That's a pretty good idea. Here, take my bpd meds with some alcohol, weed, and sleeping pills. You'll be out like a light and I'll check on you later.
Daria does as she is told, like a submissive bitch, and falls asleep shortly. Jane leaves the scene. Bevis and Butthead enter the scene. They see Daria sleeping.
BUTTHEAD: Hahahahaha, whoa! Check it out, Bevis! It's, like, easy prey!
BEVIS: Hehehehe. Umm, how do we know she's actually, Butthead?
BUTTHEAD: Uhhh, I don't know. Let me check.
Butthead takes out his penis and slaps Daria without.
BUTTHEAD: Hahahaha, this is cool!
BEVIS: Hehehehe, let me try
Bevis starts eating out Darias ass. There is a lot of shit still left in Darias ass.
BEVIS: Umm, someone needs to teach this bitch how to wipe. It's starting to make me feel funny. I feel high!
BUTTHEAD: Yonkers, Bevis! You're doing jenkem!
BEVIS: Abbacoococokakakakekekwkboobaaa
CORNHOLIO: I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for her bunghole! How hoo haa haa!
Cornholio continues to eat Daria's shit covered ass
BUTTHEAD: Uhhh, save some for the rest of the class. Hahahahahaha.
Jane walks back into the scene
JANE: What the fuck is going on!
BUTTHEAD: Uhhh, hey, baby. Hahahaha. Wanna join in?
Jane pucks
JANE: Oh my God! I'm calling the cops!
CORNHOLIO: Are you threatening me?
Cornholio pulls out a gun and shoots Jane. Daria wakes up.
DARIA: Huh?! What's going on?!
CORNHOLIO: No witnesses
Cornholio shoots her
