>>15814441SCENE: DARIA'S HIGHSCHOOL HOMEROOM CLASS
JANE: Hey, Daria. Do you want to scissor each other later and send pics to Tom to make him cry?
DARIA: I can't today. I'm doing court order charity work by helping the mentally handicapped.
JANE: Is it because you were walking around without a top and shouting 'free the boobs'?
DARIA: Yeah. It was either charity work or to be a registered sex offender.
NEXT SCENE: Retards containment class. Daria enters the scene.
RETARD'S TEACHER: Are you the new helper?
DARIA: Yeah
TEACHER: Great. Watch them while I drink in the teachers lounge.
Teacher leaves
BUTTHEAD: Hahahahaha. Hey, Bevisz look. It's Daria.
BEVIS:Hehehehehe. Oh yeah!
DARIA: I guess I should be surprised that you two are in the class...
BUTTHEAD: This class rules! Watch this. Hey, Jordan! Show Daria that thing you do!
A retarded fat spic throws his shit at Daria. It gets all over her.
BEVIS: Hehehehehe!
BUTTHEAD: Hahahahaha! Yonkers! That's a bullseye.
DARIA: That's not funny!
BUTTHEAD: Wanna see something funny?
BEVIS: Everyone smear the queer!
All of a sudden, the retards in class oo-oo-oo-ooing like chimps and they start jumping up and down on the desk. They all jump on Daria and rip her to pieces with their retard strength. Bevis and Butthead, the kings of the retards, sit their laughing knowing the power that lays in the palm of their hand.
