*Drives into Drive In*

Oh hi there Chud I haven't seen you since high school. I moved to the Big City to get my degree. How's it going buddy ?

(CHUD ANSWERS)......

Oh you still live in your mom's basement ? Well that's cool I suppose
at least you don't have to pay rent like I do. Do you have a girlfriend ?

(CHUD ANSWERS)......

No ? I mean you never were a ladies guy but trust me eventually you will find a nice girl that want's to settle down with you.

Hey do you remember that time in History class when you debated with the teacher about the Holocaust and everybody made fun of you ?
I know you turned red in the face and had tears in your eyes. My friend Chad gave you a hard time for that one, shoved you into a locker. Crazy times huh ?

(CHUD STARTS VISIBLY TREMBLING)

Well I suppose I have to go now, take care buddy.
Hope that Bitcoin thing works out for you.