Hail /bant/. Utter loyality to /bant/. Nothing against /bant/, nothing outside /bant/, everything within /bant/. I would give both of my eyes for /bant/. /bant/ the most magnificent. The sanctuary board. The center of imageboard culture. The greater-than-golden-age-/b/. The bastion of creativity and thought. The home of the ideal anonymous.
I would bleed for /bant/
I would give my life to saveguard /bant/
I would sacrifice my firstborn son so that /bant/ would live.
/bant/ will save western civilisation. /bant/ will bring spiritual redemption to humanity. Without /bant/, humanity would fall into an eternal darkness from which it would never recover
Align all your thoughts with /bant/. Do not dare to think ill of /bant/. /bant/ is absolute.