someone make this. I'm retarded
Captain's log, star date 43127.5
Despite my best efforts, all attempts at dialogue with the mysterious race known as Jews, have failed. When Admiral Nogura asked me to take a temporary leave of absence to head up these negotiations, he told me it would be the most challenging assignment of my career. I must admit, having engaged in diplomatic relations with species as divergent as Klingons, Romulans, and even the Borg, I assumed he was exaggerating.
I soon learned that he was not. I have never, in all my travels throughout the Galaxy, encountered beings of such malevolence and ill will. Even the Borg build things, have some purpose for their existence. The negotiations having yielded no fruit, I have now returned to the Enterprise, and am fully prepared to do my duty as a Starfleet Officer to protect the lives and property of Federation citizens from the Jewish menace. I have ordered Lieutenant Commander Data to be deactivated to prevent any... moral confusion that the task at hand may present for his programming, and assigned Mr Worf to the ops position in his stead.
Computer, save log entry.
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Number One!
Sir?
Red alert. All hands stand to battle stations. Lay in a course for the Tel Aviv system. Maximum warp.
