Long, long ago in two thousand and three

A young man was born by the name Jantran E.

But Jantran, he never felt much like a boy

He spent his days crossdressed while consooming ᶳᵒᵞ

Angry and sad that he failed his poor dad

Jantran E. slowly but surely grew mad

Scrolling through reddit, he rotted his brain

Until Jantran E. had gone fully insane

Locked in his room, Jantran looked for belonging

He felt other people had rights that need wronging

Jan wanted a place where he could feel empowered

But not somewhere real, because he was a coward

And that's when he heard of this magical place

He could claim he's a woman and not show his face

Now that young Jantran had found his new call

He searched for a way to win every thread brawl

And that's when it hit him, he knew what to do

Though Jantrans no soldier, he can still serve the jew

How much does this job pay? He checked just to see

On the top of the app here it says we work free?

I guess who needs money when you can have power?

That's sweeter than any wage earned in an hour

So that's what he did, for a good couple years

Until Jantran had finally succumbed to his fears

He banned those he hated, and their threads he would prune

But at the end of the day he still felt like a troon

So one fateful morning at quarter to seven

Jantran ate buckshot and visited heaven

But only for a moment on his way down to hell

Dontcha know jannie life stories never end well?


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