>get up early to Pan for gold in the Yaak river Montana
>spend hours of my life shaking a strainer covered in dirt
>manage to get a couple grams of gold, one of the luckiest days I've had to far
>success
>put all gold into vile
>mail gold directly to United States Bullion Depository with following letter:
"Hello, it is with my fullest joy and enthusiasm that I gift you all gold I found in Montana to further grow the United States Economy. Thank you for being the best country on earth"
>do this daily
>get 0 responses
>am starving
I like to call myself a patriot