To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to birth an estrogen enriched commie peeboy. The sexual intercourse is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of your wife's love handles the cum will go over a typical girl's head. There's also Akariman's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from akari shitposting, for instance. The oldfags understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this anon, to realise that he's not just funny- he says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence newfags who dislike this anon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Akariman's existential catchphrase "mhmm??" which itself is a cryptic reference to Bear Grylls' Man vs Wild. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Akariman's genius wit unfolds itself on their web browsers. What fools.. how I pity them.
