It seems that a lot of poor people dislike this Board. That makes sense since a lot of these posts are for rich people only. But I'm a nice guy, so I'll personally explain the humor of this board to you losers; hopefully this insight penetrates your loser brains. Why listen to me? A few years ago I made a startup with my bros and now I'm a rich as fuck CEO Shitposting all day meanwhile you losers are still NEETS. Why do I love this board? It's funny as fuck - if you're rich.Take for example the thread in which alice has trouble remembering her orbiters' names. I saw a lot of losers on /bant/ complaining that the thread wasn't funny. To you loser Redditors: Did you actually think alice would bother to learn all your names? Did you subconsciously identify yourselves as one of the nameless Anons? Did it hurt your little feefees when Alice treated them like the losers they are? Well, if you were able to understand alice's point of view (i.e. if you were like me) you'd realize just how funny that post is. See, it's not just that alice has trouble remembering names, though that was pretty fucking funny. It's because those loser anons actually thought their names and hobbies were worth remembering. Really: "Memes. Anime. Touhou" Unrealistic? Your hobbies are more diverse than that? Sure, but even if your hobbies technically have different names, to someone like me you might as well be listing "Homosexuality" See, no one gives a fuck. You ever wonder why no one ever has actual basedshit like sex or having friends as their hobby? Truthnuke: it's because they're poor. Or how about the thread where anons get together to form a OC sesh. You ever wonder why Namefags get big attention to act gay half the time they're online? Here's a hint: it's because their posts don't fucking suck. The Anon nobodies' Memes "simon" and "borche" had more merit than anything you'll come up with in your entire lives. Still think the board's not funny? Reddit or /pol/ might to your speed.Stay salty :)
