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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:30:48 No.18137552 View View Reply Original Report

its impossible to be an incel in summer in 2023
heat
everyone is naked and horny
please just go out and join in
please just have sex and stop shitting up /pol/ further with women threads and your inceldom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:33:06 No.18137553 Report

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>>18137552

FFS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:33:18 No.18137554 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:33:33 No.18137555 Report

Quoted By: >>18137558 >>18137560 >>18137565 >>18137568 >>18137574 >>18137577 >>18137578 >>18137581 >>18137592 >>18137595 >>18137604 >>18137616 >>18137618 >>18137619 >>18137625 >>18137629 >>18137630 >>18137635

I am fat
Autistic
Stutter
missing teeth due to a bad accident
Don't bathe
Have no personality
am 5'6"
have foot fungus
am mostly bald with a combover

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:33:58 No.18137556 Report

Quoted By: >>18137566

>>18137552
True
Even tweens want to fuck. I see plenty with their ass cheeks hanging out nowadays
How you can be virgin in this environment is beyond me.

Here's some advice: make male friends and approach groups of girls. You'll score in no time. Girls are a lot sluttier in groups. If you have drugs on you, even better - girls will easily spread their legs for some coke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:34:23 No.18137557 Report

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>>18137552
>please just go out and join in
>please just have sex and stop shitting up /pol/ further with women threads and your inceldom
please actually go outside because clearly you never leave your house considering you make this thread daily at times when a normal person would be out and about

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:35:50 No.18137558 Report

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>>18137555
>Is summertime
>has summer teeth
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:36:26 No.18137559 Report

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>>18137552
I know street rape is common over there for you animals but it's not normal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:36:38 No.18137560 Report

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>>18137555
Damn anon is really over for you, what keeps you going?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:36:45 No.18137561 Report

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>>18137552
Give men guaranteed access to subsidized surrogacy so that they have less reasons to do threads about women and inceldom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:37:19 No.18137562 Report

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Probably just a thread made by some dirty Arab that can’t think past vagina like the cuck he is. Ignore them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:37:39 No.18137563 Report

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>>18137559
>a village rapist talks about rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:37:50 No.18137564 Report

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Sex turns men into weak women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:40:15 No.18137565 Report

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>>18137555
wow he is literally me, except no autism, stutter, fungus or bald

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:40:24 No.18137566 Report

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>>18137556
>coke
no dude buy a vape pen and a cart
only roasties do coke

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:41:09 No.18137567 Report

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>>18137552
Random sex isn't going to solve anyone's problems. We've already had decades of this party culture since the 60s sexual revolution, and it isn't improving anything. Men want wives and children in a stable homogeneous community guided by their cultural and religious traditions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:41:32 No.18137568 Report

Quoted By: >>18137575 >>18137579 >>18137589 >>18137614

>>18137555
I am thin
Autistic
Mostly non-verbal
Have all my teeth
Bathe daily, sometimes twice
Have a personality
Am 5'4"
Nice soft clean size 6 feet
Long blonde hair

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:41:38 No.18137569 Report

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>>18137560
shitposting
t. also this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:42:03 No.18137570 Report

Quoted By: >>18137572

she looks like s little kid wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:42:50 No.18137571 Report

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>>18137552
Dear god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:43:18 No.18137572 Report

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>>18137570
See, even the little girls are in heat. What is your excuse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:43:58 No.18137573 Report

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It is not possible to have sex or any intense physical activity in this heat. Just drink coconut water and swim

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:44:02 No.18137574 Report

Quoted By: >>18137590

>>18137555
Lose weight and gain muscle
Socialize more
Just brush the ones you have
Fucking bathe
Again socialize more
If someone cares about your height they're not worth fucking, much less knowing, in the first place
Clean those feet up
Just shave it all off and wear a hat.
There you go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:45:01 No.18137575 Report

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>>18137568
are you a girl?
then again it doesn't matter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:46:04 No.18137576 Report

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>>18137552
Why does summer make you so horny?
I could literally cum 10 times a day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:46:23 No.18137577 Report

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>>18137552
>>18137555
We had this exact same thread with this exact same reply a few days ago.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:46:25 No.18137578 Report

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>>18137555

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:46:35 No.18137579 Report

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>>18137568
twink or femanon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:46:46 No.18137580 Report

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>>18137552
the 1pbtid filters don't even work....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:46:54 No.18137581 Report

Quoted By: >>18137582 >>18137587 >>18137588 >>18137591

>>18137555
I can fix you.

>shave head and grow beard
>scrub foot fungies
>deep clean shower. Start showering daily
>figure out an accent you can fake. Like greek or Russian or something
>buy Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, comfy sandals and a knockoff golden rolex
>take up cigar smoking
>Larp as some eccentric questionably rich expat, visit local bars if you have places like that in your area and trick zoomer sluts into thinking you're some rich foreigner. If you get stuck in conversation just say "WHAT DOES MEAN? WHAT DOES MEAN?" and make them repeat themselves over and over.

Once you fuck a few you'll realize it's nothing special and not worth the effort. Playing a role and getting into it is a great method for autists to get pussy and overcome social awkwardness. I have coached 4 of my rl friends with this and they've all scored. One is just shy of 400 lbs and he got a girl to suck him off at a college bar while her friends cheered her on. If you think you're hopeless then you are, it really is that simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:47:46 No.18137582 Report

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>>18137581
I can't grow facial hair and I have a weak jaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:48:38 No.18137583 Report

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>>18137552
>>434362455

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:48:39 No.18137584 Report

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>>18137552
>pls go out and breed, humans
nice try satan / ayylmao

The Red Barron

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The Red Barron Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:49:37 No.18137585 Report

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Never

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:49:48 No.18137586 Report

Quoted By: >>18137598 >>18137627

>>18137575
>>18137579
I have a penis :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:50:08 No.18137587 Report

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>>18137581
>nothing special and not worth the effort.
The act in itself is base, primal, primitive even.

What men want is a genuine connection with a woman that selflessly loves then. This was already hard to attain pre-feminism but now every other whore out there has broken pair-bonding from riding the cock carousel, leaving them unable to form genuine and lasting connections with men.

In short, the few breeding-age women we have are all doomed to be eternal whores.

The solution: White shariah keeping them in check under legal threat of harsh punishment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:50:26 No.18137588 Report

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>>18137581
>Once you fuck a few you'll realize it's nothing special and not worth the effort
This is the most important thing to remember, ya fags; you should be making yourself better for you not some dumb whore who cannot ride or suck dick well.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:50:35 No.18137589 Report

Quoted By: >>18137597 >>18137605

>>18137568
You sound cute I'll pay you 50 bucks for half an hour of cuddling, just don't get too handsy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:51:37 No.18137590 Report

Quoted By: >>18137594

>>18137574
>Again socialize more
>If someone cares about your height >they're not worth fucking, much less >knowing, in the first place
>Clean those feet up
>Just shave it all off and wear a hat.

>if someone cares about your height
>they’re not worth fucking much less knowing

Kek. Why even give advice if the end point is the same? “If some chick is irrationally mean, just ignore her and be alone”
That’s what that anon already does. I’m sure he’s tried shit you described before anyway, and his experiences already taught him to follow your advice anyway.
Ask me how I know you’re some roastie dispatched here for White man remoralization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:53:39 No.18137591 Report

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>>18137581
Shut the fuck up remoralization shill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:53:58 No.18137592 Report

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>>18137555
So, why don't you

Lose weight
Learn not to stutter
Implant teeth
Bathe
Cure foot fungus
Shave completely bold

?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:54:32 No.18137593 Report

Quoted By: >>18137948

>>18137552
sadly it's winter here satan

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:55:12 No.18137594 Report

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>>18137590
>I’m sure he’s tried shit you described before anyway

Yet somehow he's still an obese retard with pure hygiene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:55:39 No.18137595 Report

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>>18137555
Sounds very American

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:56:20 No.18137596 Report

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>>18137552
I fucked my bed earlier. Stuck my dick between the mattress and boxspring and used a sock within a sock within a sock to catch the semen and help things slide a little. Leaned on the mattress to adjust pressure. Do not neglect the dry fap; it allows you to truly appreciate the lubricated ones.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:56:28 No.18137597 Report

Quoted By: >>18137602

>>18137589
>I'll pay you 50 bucks for half an hour of cuddling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:56:46 No.18137598 Report

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>>18137586
based post thighs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:57:48 No.18137599 Report

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>>18137552

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:57:49 No.18137600 Report

Quoted By: >>18137621

>>18137552
Code number?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:58:52 No.18137601 Report

Quoted By: >>18137948

>>18137552
hail satan
But what about the sweat, and accidentally seeing a tranny dick.
I don't think I can handle seeing tranny dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:59:01 No.18137602 Report

Quoted By: >>18137626

>>18137597
You don't have to be salty double yankee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:59:08 No.18137603 Report

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>>18137552
>dude trust me it's auper ez to have sex in current year
People are having less sex than ever. Fucking boomers were having more sex than zooms zooms when they were the same age

Also, casual sex is degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:59:46 No.18137604 Report

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>>18137555
I'm 5'6 and balding i feel you bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:00:01 No.18137605 Report

Quoted By: >>18137609

>>18137589
We can cuddle for free but you have to let me cook you eggs afterwards, and you have to eat them all too. :)

exivo

exivo Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:00:06 No.18137606 Report

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Cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:01:09 No.18137607 Report

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>>18137552
I just went out and all I saw was fat women and old people. Where are all the cute 20-30 year old fit women with big boobies? Where are you finding women? As far as I can tell women barely even exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:01:41 No.18137608 Report

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>>18137552
Where's this heat you're talking about? It's 16C outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:01:58 No.18137609 Report

Quoted By: >>18137615

>>18137605
Sure but no promises on not hiding your steppy stool so you can get to the stove

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:02:21 No.18137610 Report

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>>18137552
rape all women. don’t even try to date, rape instantly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:02:35 No.18137611 Report

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>>18137552
You can't have my vrill, Satan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:02:43 No.18137612 Report

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>>18137552 ok satan, whatever you say

Sex is highly overrated
https://youtu.be/I5IiIdbXjnc?t=44

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:03:31 No.18137613 Report

Quoted By: >>18137620

>>18137612
>research sugg-
into the trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:03:35 No.18137614 Report

Quoted By: >>18137617

>>18137568
Are you a tranny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:04:29 No.18137615 Report

Quoted By: >>18137623

>>18137609
Then I'll just have to wear heels so I can reach without the step stool :P

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:04:53 No.18137616 Report

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>>18137555
it's over XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:05:00 No.18137617 Report

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>>18137614
No lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:05:07 No.18137618 Report

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>>18137555
Go out and run and do cardio along with going to the gym
Speech coach and psychologist
Dentist
Again, psychologist
Limb lengthening doctor
Foot doctor
Hair transplant Turkey

There, I fixed you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:05:15 No.18137619 Report

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>>18137555
>I am fat
Stop eating goyslop. Cut out sugar. Definitely no HFCS.
>Autistic
Start smoking. It evens out autistic tendencies.
>Stutter
Practice singing or learn monologs from movies/plays. You don't have to perform. It's enough to just exercise your speech centers.
>missing teeth due to a bad accident
A dentist is a good investment.
>Don't bathe
>Have no personality
That's on you.
>am 5'6"
I am too. It's fine.
>have foot fungus
A few drops tea tree oil in a foot bath daily.
>am mostly bald with a combover
Shave your head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:05:54 No.18137620 Report

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>>18137613
Don’t simp for these hoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:06:08 No.18137621 Report

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>>18137600
Bet this is some pedo thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:07:27 No.18137622 Report

Quoted By: >>18137948

>>18137552
No, Satan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:07:32 No.18137623 Report

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>>18137615
>Cooking with heels
Damn you have more perseverance and determination to be a womanly than any woman does

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:08:17 No.18137624 Report

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>>18137552
I have gyno and a small dick. Summer is literally the worst possible time for me because I can't hide my tits with a jacket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:08:24 No.18137625 Report

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>>18137555
6ft, pure white, english, university educated, not fat, good hair, good skin, 6.5inch cock, dress well, good family, had some money,

still a 31yo khhv
My problem is i can't talk to people, i'm shy and anxious like a faggot, and i literally don't ever leave my room so no one knows i exist and i am slowly rotting to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:09:26 No.18137626 Report

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>>18137602
how can a good moral upstanding 40k enjoyer sink this low

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:09:50 No.18137627 Report

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>>18137586
>I have a penis :3

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:10:12 No.18137628 Report

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>>18137552

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:10:47 No.18137629 Report

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>>18137555
ITS OVER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:11:34 No.18137630 Report

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>>18137555

>Im 5'11"
>Im thin and lanky
>Im autistic and mostly non-verbal
>I also have a slight stutter

It might be over for me. i dont look too bad but my awful social skills completely tank my chances of getting close to women, every time i try to talk i just have nothing to talk about, and sometimes even struggle to speak. If i try to hang out i mostly just stand there listening, but almost never speaking up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:12:32 No.18137631 Report

Quoted By: >>18137633

>>18137552
This was a few years ago before incel became such a ubiquitous term, but I was bored so I put the term into some search engines. There is at least one really big forum for self identified incels. It was all young men of a pretty wide racial gamut just lamenting about life, their problems, talking about various dating stats, marriage and divorce stats, sharing humor, etc. Typical forum things. There were threads where people would post selfies. Tons of short guys, tons of people with unfortunately facial morphology. Not everyone was hideously ugly, but tons of these guys felt like they were so ugly or short that they were unlovable. There were a couple threads where they had IRL meetups and while none of them were handsome they all just looked more less like normal people in a crowd.

There are obviously enormous ramifications if you're a 5'5 man with an asymmetrical jaw and a cock eye. Thats pretty much a curse from birth. Most of these incel types aren't in that situation though. Some of them are just depressed and have low self worth so they're more inclined to believe they're incurably ugly.
The mindset therein is the issue. We have a whole lot of men out there who are perfectly normal but have been made to believe they're worthless so they give up right at the starting line.

Thanks for reading my blog. Like and subscribe. Niggers.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:12:35 No.18137632 Report

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>>18137552

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:14:13 No.18137633 Report

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>>18137631
they're just the latest iteration of the ongoing trend to present oneself as a victim of society. "oppression olympics". there is no such thing as involuntary celibate while $20 hookers exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:14:27 No.18137634 Report

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Utopian pipedream

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:14:52 No.18137635 Report

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>>18137555
>>18137565
Yeah, literally me too except not fat or autistic, no stutter or foot fungus, still have all my teeth and hair, bathe daily and I'm 5'11".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SH3gJH8u Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:19:03 No.18137856 Report

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>>18137626
After a long day of work, checking up on the grandparents, telling people to thin their pants, calling people online niggers, that gw's paint pots are planned obsolescence trash, and doing a commission piece for someone's character
Sometimes you just want a little bit of human contact in cuddling, since miscegenation is a sin it should be done so with a White woman

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jyPEXgvR Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:32:32 No.18137948 Report

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>>18137612
>>18137622
>>18137611
>>18137601
>>18137593
>>18137584

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