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>*HISSSSS* my stomach is growling for some loosh
>Need to infest a herd of tasty pigs
>That is an interesting twinkle, I'll go check it out
>Well my oh my, out of all the odds! A planet with Lyran refugees who devolved into 3rd density. I shall imprison this oasis and make them my cattle
>Hmmmm... have to find a way to strip them of their divine powers
>Oooh I know I'll persuade them to have their genetics modified. Hehehe I'll make them into pathetic servile plebs just like my serpent minions and cut their life span to just 2 digits
>The gene fiddling won't be enough, they still have that damn 6th sense. Mmmmm... that is right, I will hijack a planet and convert it into a broadcaster of frequencies that will nullify their sixth sense so that they will think the 3rd dimension is their entire reality.
>Now which planet... ini mine miney mo catch a tiger by the... Saturn.
>They can't make religions off a Saturn they can't see so I'll push that giant closer to earth and maybe include a few others like Venus and Mars to create a celestial light show. That should make them think it's god's work.