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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:30:39 No.19115693 View View Reply Original Report

My cashier crush at the coffee shop I frequent called me "dude", it's over isn't it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:32:51 No.19115694 Report

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>>19115693
That’s wild, I called this weird dude who comes into my coffee shop “dude” and he started sperging out how he is actually a woman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:33:16 No.19115695 Report

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>>19115693
You were too friendly with her. Or she might be having a hypermasculine don't give a fuck about my gf's needs type of bf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:33:53 No.19115696 Report

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>>19115693
She probably already has a black boyfriend. Time to move on, Maybe find a different coffee shop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:33:57 No.19115697 Report

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>>19115693
You waited too long to ask her out and now she has a crush on someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:34:02 No.19115698 Report

Quoted By: >>19115701

I call every dude I'm not gonna fuck dude, dude.
If I'm gonna fuck them its babes, honey, sweety.
captcha:TVG0D

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:34:39 No.19115699 Report

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I would feel hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:35:00 No.19115700 Report

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>>19115693
Yup it’s over. Just move on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:36:30 No.19115701 Report

Quoted By: >>19115709

>>19115698
YWNBAW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:36:38 No.19115702 Report

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>>19115693
LoL poor op.
If someone has a tip jar in front of them ..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:36:42 No.19115703 Report

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My dude it is just, getting started

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:37:10 No.19115704 Report

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might as well kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:38:01 No.19115705 Report

Quoted By: >>19115711

>>19115693
>has a crush
>hasn't told her
It is was already over for you anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:38:27 No.19115706 Report

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>>19115693
This is honestly the best thread created in the last hour on pol rn.
Lol
Go...look.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:41:09 No.19115707 Report

Quoted By: >>19115726

>>19115693
There are different dudes but if you feel like it is over it probably is. With women there is a balance of how attractive the dude is vs how much time they spend around a guy, so while Chad can fuck a random bitch he meets at the airport in a tiny bathroom in the back of economy, even the biggest sperg usually will get the chance to stick his dick in a chick he has known for years on end.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:42:39 No.19115708 Report

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:47:30 No.19115709 Report

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>>19115701
mad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 21:47:52 No.19115710 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:00:50 No.19115711 Report

Quoted By: >>19115730

>>19115705
to begin with, having a crush on a cashier that a thousand other men see every day is stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:07:26 No.19115712 Report

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>>19115693
Next time she calls you dude call her babe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:09:00 No.19115713 Report

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>>19115693
just date a femboy and show him off to her so she wants to kill herself. remember bros before hoes.
>inb4 homosexuality is frickin degenerate
every white woman on earth is dating a nigger, a pitbull and/or has an onlyfans, yet you don't criticize that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:10:32 No.19115714 Report

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>>19115693
she (correctly) assumes you're gay because you frequent a coffee shop, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:11:16 No.19115715 Report

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>>19115693
>it's over isn't it
always has been

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:15:36 No.19115716 Report

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>>19115693
Anon, I've had girls who have called me dude, friend, best friend, and at the same time tried to emasculate me and put me down. Those same women I also banged after enough effort.

You must be stoic. Women don't know what they want. Some are so fucked up that they'll hurt you just to see your true qualities.

You must ALWAYS smile and be friendly. Always be cool. Always be that guy who looks at her like she's the one. One day you're going to walk into that coffee shop and you'll be feeling good. You're going to ask her out for lunch or dinner somewhere. You're going to tell her you just want to talk to her more and this isn't enough. You will NEVER try to make a move until you've been aquatinted enough to where you're both seeing each other on a regular basis.

Your story with her is just beginning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:24:44 No.19115717 Report

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>>19115693
>crush
she works with men
she sees and serves thousand men a day
she gets all the validation and attention she needs from at least 500 of them
you dont even exist in her life except the millisecond you are handed coffee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:26:17 No.19115718 Report

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>>19115693
Just keep asking her for lesbian dating advice from now until she breaks and then you can say what the hell you were straight the whole time why did you call me dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:27:56 No.19115719 Report

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>>19115716
>after enough effort.
>effort
if a woman like a butterfly flies happily and readily with a joyful face and lands and sits on your cock and encourages you to be the best version you have to be and says she trusts and believes in you ... while you bang her doggy style

she isnt worth anything and is a waste of air, an oxygen thief in your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:28:43 No.19115720 Report

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>>19115693
Were you misgendered?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:29:59 No.19115721 Report

Quoted By: >>19115729

>>19115694
based bantz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:31:49 No.19115722 Report

Quoted By: >>19115727

>>19115719
sir please better english, icannot understand you post sir please correct grammar thank you sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:31:57 No.19115723 Report

Quoted By: >>19115724 >>19115725

>>19115693
I forgot to tip my gym receptionist crush last week (forgot to go the ATM) and now she doesn’t acknowledge my presence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:33:08 No.19115724 Report

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>>19115723
Give her a big tip and tell her to suck your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:33:45 No.19115725 Report

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>>19115723
She’s playing hard to get. Just have sex with her without asking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:34:59 No.19115726 Report

Quoted By: >>19115736

>>19115707
>even the biggest sperg usually will get the chance to stick his dick in a chick he has known for years on end.
Bro don't say shit like this it'll make me start talking to my oneitis again fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:37:55 No.19115727 Report

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>>19115722
i missed a not there

if a woman like a butterfly flies happily and readily with a joyful face and lands and sits on your cock and encourages you to be the best version you have to be and says she trusts and believes in you ... while you bang her doggy style

if she doesnt do the above

she isnt worth anything and is a waste of air, an oxygen thief in your life

any need for a relationship is a need for dopamine
if you get dopamine from food then all need for love and relationship is gone

the woman can be seen as how good of utility or a gaming PC is this woman?
Does she run the latest games ? if she does, shes to be kept

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:38:55 No.19115728 Report

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i don't know man this girl i knew used to always be like 'hey buddy' and i used to feel the same as OP but i asked her to hang out and i fucked her and stuck my finger in her ass so you never know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:39:42 No.19115729 Report

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>>19115721
fuck off newfag

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:41:17 No.19115730 Report

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>>19115711
What kind of retard incel logic is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:41:21 No.19115731 Report

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>>19115709
>tranny AND a nigger
No wonder you're trying so hard to troll, life trolled you and you want revenge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:43:09 No.19115732 Report

Quoted By: >>19115734

>>19115710
ask me how I know your wrist is 11cm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:46:24 No.19115733 Report

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>>19115693
Chill out dude

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herbs Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:46:32 No.19115734 Report

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>>19115732
Ask me how I know your nose is 11cm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:48:16 No.19115735 Report

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>>19115693
I'll be honest if a woman calls you dude I think she doesn't see you sexually
At this moment
never over until it's over

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:49:06 No.19115736 Report

Quoted By: >>19116137

>>19115726
Do it anon, you will probably be disappointed though but it is a relief in a different way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:54:10 No.19115737 Report

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>>19115710
I know irrelevancy is frustrating, but still, don't be that dude

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2023 22:57:06 No.19115738 Report

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>>19115734
i posted twice before your schizo brain could even comprehend what just happened.
even if i was jewish and my nose was 11cm, you probably couldn't even count to 11 on the measuring stick you absolute fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lBivaTRN Wed 22 Nov 2023 23:20:13 No.19116137 Report

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>>19115736
No I have a girlfriend now and I haven't talked to oneitis directly in over a year. She still has a boyfriend as far as I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOyO38Er Thu 23 Nov 2023 06:31:35 No.19117159 Report

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>My cashier crush at the coffee shop I frequent called me "dude", it's over isn't it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOyO38Er Thu 23 Nov 2023 07:00:15 No.19117224 Report

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>My cashier crush at the coffee shop I frequent called me "dude", it's over isn't it

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