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Friendly doctor proctologist says that you should wipe only one or two times

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 18:58:20 No.19292455 View View Reply Original Report

doesn't matter that there is still shit left in ur anus, the excessive wiping could cause a fissure or piles. do you agree with this friendly doctor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 18:59:30 No.19292456 Report

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>>19292455
Jews rape kids have you thought about that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 18:59:33 No.19292457 Report

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>>19292455
Polska in the spirit of christmas starts a thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:01:22 No.19292458 Report

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>mfw the toilet cleaner is telling me how to clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:05:45 No.19292459 Report

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>>19292455
Fucking disgusting. Imagine having never had a father figure who taught you to wipe till there’s no poop.
People who do this are no better than dung covered livestock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:06:30 No.19292460 Report

Quoted By: >>19292517

>>19292455
the biggest problem with shitting is if it gets on your inner cheeks/hair you're fucked
when the poo only interacts with the butthole, 1-3 wipes is doable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:08:29 No.19292461 Report

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jews do oral circumcisions and want you to not wipe, this spreads the gutworms

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:08:53 No.19292462 Report

Quoted By: >>19292486 >>19292507 >>19292511

>>19292455
I have to wipe like 10 times because it smears all over my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:37:36 No.19292463 Report

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I take a quick shower after I shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:37:42 No.19292464 Report

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>>19292455
izzat sulu from star trek? he's a expert on anuses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:42:06 No.19292465 Report

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>>19292455
Anon you needed to watch a video to learn how to wipe your arse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:43:11 No.19292466 Report

Quoted By: >>19292487 >>19292493 >>19292497 >>19292512 >>19292513

>>19292455
I wipe until no poop
10 minutes later walking around
Feel slimey in my crack
Go to wipe
Shit just all over the toilet paper for like a good 3 more wipes
What The Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:44:49 No.19292467 Report

Quoted By: >>19292470

Get a bidet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:50:30 No.19292468 Report

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>>19292455
Why wipe when there are better, more efficient options?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:52:39 No.19292469 Report

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>>19292455
>Hairless asian has opinion for people with T
OK thanks chang

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 19:54:08 No.19292470 Report

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>>19292467
you still need to wipe with toilet paper first you unhygienic fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 20:00:19 No.19292471 Report

Quoted By: >>19292479

>>19292455
>uh oh, what do I see? A thread about American talking about wiping ass
>I must brag about bidets
>hey mutts we have a bitet in our houses
>no crap plastered on our butts
>feels so refreshing
>I used to sit on it while watching you fighting for some toilet paper in 2020
>how do you cope?
>well, you can't
>our butts are cleaner and our ladies pussy is always fresh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 20:38:45 No.19292472 Report

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>>19292455
i didnt learn how to wipe properly and i practically would shove my fingers in my ass with the toilet paper to get clean since i was a kid
now shitting is a nightmare

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 20:38:47 No.19292473 Report

Quoted By: >>19292502

>>19292455
>paper
You fucking savages don’t have a bidet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 20:57:07 No.19292474 Report

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Dirty dark brown 3rd world anus that doesn't like TP but uses a bit to pretend to be white.

Brown people rape kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 20:57:52 No.19292475 Report

Quoted By: >>19292478

>>19292455
use a wet wipe if it's that nasty back there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 20:58:59 No.19292476 Report

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>>19292459
If you got shit on your hand, would you wipe it off with a paper towel and call it clean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 20:59:29 No.19292477 Report

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>>19292455
you don't have a toilet bidet? how poor are you exactly, anon? My toilet cleans my anus with the power of 14 dog tongues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:00:25 No.19292478 Report

Quoted By: >>19292482 >>19292489

>>19292475
What do you do with the wet wipe? they can't be flushed even if they're "flushable", you really have a wastebasket in your bathroom filled with shitty baby wipes? really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:02:22 No.19292479 Report

Quoted By: >>19292491

>>19292471
we should tell indian posters about this space age technology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:04:10 No.19292480 Report

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>>19292455
People will bowel problems can't get away with wiping 2 times, it feels like you are wiping sticky chocolate

sage

sage Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:04:47 No.19292481 Report

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>>19292455
>experts say
Don't care...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:05:48 No.19292482 Report

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>>19292478
You don't empty out the trash every day?

sage

sage Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:07:43 No.19292483 Report

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>>19292482
Kek Who does that?
idk my maid does that shit for me^^

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:10:37 No.19292484 Report

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>>19292455
I wipe three times, then use a wet wipe to finish up, wipe with TP one last time to dry off. Never had and residue left afterwards. Never had any weird shit happen as a result. Been doing that routine for going on 20 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:10:38 No.19292485 Report

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I have NEVER had a skidmark on my underwear wtf
>wipe till theres nothing there
>use a dab of lotion on the TP to ease friction and get in there (and prevent toilet paper from ripping)
never had
this guy probably smells like shit and nobodt ever told him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:11:31 No.19292486 Report

Quoted By: >>19292488 >>19292503 >>19292515

>>19292462
Stop pinching early, let it drop out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:13:24 No.19292487 Report

Quoted By: >>19292501

>>19292466
Stop eating junk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:13:38 No.19292488 Report

Quoted By: >>19292490 >>19292506

>>19292486
thats not how it works
the whole shit doesnt finish coming out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:17:45 No.19292489 Report

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>>19292478
>they can't be flushed
Not my problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:21:46 No.19292490 Report

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>>19292488
Not always but if you pinch an individual loaf early youre just squishing it all inside and over your asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:22:25 No.19292491 Report

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>>19292479
Wow funny story. I never knew what a bidet, then I had to go to india on a business trip some years ago and discovered the joys of bidets over there.
Now all my toilets have bidets, truly wiping your ass with paper is the savage's way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:23:56 No.19292492 Report

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>>19292490
it really cant be helped for people with busted shitters
i take huge shits also where individual pieces are up to a foot long
but when everything stops moving it stops moving regardless of if i have half a piece of shit still hanging out of my ass or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:25:29 No.19292493 Report

Quoted By: >>19292501

>>19292466
Use wet wipe after the 3rd normal TP wipe. Once you wipe til clean with wet wipes, youre good to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:25:53 No.19292494 Report

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>>19292455
yeah but what if you get one of those pointy fuckers that just hand out a little that you can't shit it out you're going to have to just deal with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:26:35 No.19292495 Report

Quoted By: >>19292496

>>19292455
>>19292456
we used to have this stoned conversation as teenagers…do you wipe towards your balls or your back? It’s surprisingly divided and I consider the back wipers as disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:31:46 No.19292496 Report

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>>19292495
>not doing both
savages

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:32:51 No.19292497 Report

Quoted By: >>19292501

>>19292466
Maintenance wipe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:34:15 No.19292498 Report

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>>19292455
>maintain a shit caked arse hole
Doctors are archetypal midwits lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:36:41 No.19292499 Report

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>>19292470
No, you retard. The point of the bidet is you blast everything off then you wipe once or at most twice to dry everything off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:37:00 No.19292500 Report

Quoted By: >>19292514

>>19292455
if these is still shit in your ass after two wipes you probably have more to worry about than basic hygiene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:37:49 No.19292501 Report

Quoted By: >>19292516

>>19292487
I do eat junk
>>19292493
I only use baby wipes
(yes they flush fine)
>>19292497
So is this common with you as well?
It doesnt happen every time but like everry 3rd or 4th time Maybe it has to do with the food I eat

Laser Anon's Biggest Fan

Laser Anon's Biggest Fan Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:37:56 No.19292502 Report

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>>19292473
Nah, our countrymen literally smear shit all over their overweight asses, then declare themselves clean and do a victory lap around Walmart in their rascal scooters.

A 20 dollar ass sprayer can save you so much money in the long run. I have used 1 or 2rolls of TP over this last year thanks to my bidet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:38:01 No.19292503 Report

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>>19292486
Easier said than done

Prince Evropa

Prince Evropa Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:39:35 No.19292504 Report

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>>19292455
I have an attachable bidet. I really only wipe once or twice anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:40:25 No.19292505 Report

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As though the chinese wipe their bottoms.
How would that even help them catch rats to eat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:41:13 No.19292506 Report

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>>19292488
Sadly this is common especially as you age. You'll start getting to the point where you need to wipe throughout the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:41:41 No.19292507 Report

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>>19292462
Shave your butthole and experiment with different diets.
I remember not having to wipe at all, when i was on keto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:44:06 No.19292508 Report

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>>19292455
Take a shower after every shit like I do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:44:53 No.19292509 Report

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>>19292455
I recently bought a toilet brush. I didn't like it and went back to using toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:46:31 No.19292510 Report

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>>19292455
Proctologist should be all for bidets, not for wiping one or two times lol. You wouldn't wipe your hands with kleenex after you touch shit, the asshole shouldn't be any different

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:46:49 No.19292511 Report

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>>19292462
Same usually

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:47:27 No.19292512 Report

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>>19292466
Ohhhh sayyyy can you shaaaarrrtt
At the local Walmart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:48:08 No.19292513 Report

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>>19292466
shart in mart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:48:15 No.19292514 Report

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>>19292500
Seriously, the only days I have these messy shits are when I do some nasty goyslop binge. If you eat healthy and have a solid sleep schedule you should be shitting like a dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:49:13 No.19292515 Report

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>>19292486
What if you have like a couple more turds you can feel coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:52:28 No.19292516 Report

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>>19292501
You just think they flush fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2023 21:53:56 No.19292517 Report

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>>19292460
Hair?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BkAMjPik Tue 26 Dec 2023 09:46:54 No.19293651 Report

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>>19292455
Fuck bant

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