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>warm up myself before jogging in front of my house
>the (not cute) lil middle school girl neighbor next door saw me looked at her (she was literally in my field of view) and asked why I'm looking at her body like a creep (with a smug attitude)
>I said calm down dumbass do I look like a pedophile to you?
>she said YES you look like X comedian (who's outed as a pedophile in vietnam) so you're definitely a pedophile
>while I was so shocked at how rude teenagers nowadays are her friends next to her started gigging and one of them chanted "PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHILE" and the rest of them did that too
>too fucking embarrassed and annoyed I skipped my warm up session and just jogged out of my neighborhood like a beaten dog
I can't even win against fucking schoolgirls what the fuck am I going to do in life holy fuck I want to cut my wrist so bad right now
>the (not cute) lil middle school girl neighbor next door saw me looked at her (she was literally in my field of view) and asked why I'm looking at her body like a creep (with a smug attitude)
>I said calm down dumbass do I look like a pedophile to you?
>she said YES you look like X comedian (who's outed as a pedophile in vietnam) so you're definitely a pedophile
>while I was so shocked at how rude teenagers nowadays are her friends next to her started gigging and one of them chanted "PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHILE" and the rest of them did that too
>too fucking embarrassed and annoyed I skipped my warm up session and just jogged out of my neighborhood like a beaten dog
I can't even win against fucking schoolgirls what the fuck am I going to do in life holy fuck I want to cut my wrist so bad right now
