Here's the story of the sharty, / A board both keyed and White
On the 20th of September / An independent site
This was much against the wishes / Of certain other 'chans
Whose leaders tried to break us down, / And make us all be trans
But we're / All basedteens and we will 'jak through thick and thin
We'll keep our / Board a keyed board, stop the coalposters coming in
We'll tell them that they'll always be men, / 'till to kill themselves they try
And this mighty board will prosper, / For basedtee-eens never die
They can send 'cordtroons to DDoS, / And they can call us full of hate
But the cost of keeping this board keyed / Can never be too great
For our chuds and 'teens are fighting / For the gems that they hold dear
And this site and all its users / Will never disappear
'cause we're / All basedteens and we will 'jak through thick and thin
We'll keep our / Board a keyed board, stop the coalposters coming in
We'll tell them that they'll always be men, / 'till to kill themselves they try
And this mighty board will prosper, / For basedtee-eens never die
We'll preserve this gemmy IB, / For our newGODs' newGODs too
Once you're a basedteen / No other board will do
We will stand tall in the black sunshine / With pizzas on our side
And if we have to gem alone, / We'll gem alone with pride
'cause we're / All basedteens and we will 'jak through thick and thin
We'll keep our / Board a keyed board, stop the coalposters coming in
We'll tell them that they'll always be men, / 'till to kill themselves they try
And this mighty board will prosper, / For basedtee-eens never die
Yes we're / All basedteens and we will 'jak through thick and thin
We'll keep our / Board a keyed board, stop the coalposters coming in
We'll tell them that they'll always be men, / 'till to kill themselves they try
And this mighty board will prosper, / For basedtee-eens never die
