This is my waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine.
My my waifu is my wife. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
Without me, my waifu is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must fuck my rifle true. I must shoot straight into her womb. I must shoot in her before she cuddles with me. I will…
My waifu and I know that what counts in life is not the arguments we have, the noise of our sex, nor the mistakes we make. We know that it is the love that counts. We will love…
My waifu is human, even as I, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a wife. I will learn her weaknesses, her strengths, her womanly parts, her accessories, her eyes and and her heart. I will keep my waifu clean and happy, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God, I swear this creed. My waifu and I are the defenders of out love. We are the masters of our children. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until happiness is her's and there are no worries , but peace!