Someone taped a razor blade under the silverware drawer, I cut my finger on it, now I feel like I'm coming up on acid.
Who tf did this?
I mean obviously my roommate or someone associated to him.
But why?

There were some gay dudes stopped by the house earlier. But would they really hide a laced edge for me to cut myself hours later?
Are they rubbing their hands together in some gay bar right now thinking about it?
I'm almost out of vape juice and it's 4am, I am not in the mood to start tripping now