Long ago in the before times, there was a land called /biz/ and it was inhabited by many tribes. There was /cmmg/ who coveted raw materials and products, /pmg/ who turned shiny metals into coins and other tokens of exchange, and then there was /smg/, the wisest of the tribes who obsessed over green and red candles, knowing that in two more weeks their predictions would come to fruition and digital confetti would fall from their Robin Hood accounts. Then there were the weaker tribes known as jeets. The jeets were scammers, trolls, and thieves, their threads were filled with begging, scamming, shitcoins, and no links. But overall, /biz/ was a happy place where they all liked to have fun and post anime girls to emphasize the importance and wisdom of their posts. But one day …