>>20166813I've been keeping everyone in the dark on this for far too long. It's time to spill the beans. They're gonna kill me for this, but this bombshell will be worth it.
This board's actually a secret research project being masked in layers of memes, shitposts, and ostensibly random behavior. That couldn't be any further from truth. Here's what we're dealing with here:
>2017In 2017, a few people from here got together and began making a language they call "Bantese," so named after the cover operation's title: /bant/ - International/Random [Post a Reply]. Look, here's some of the shit we're dealing with here
>Basic vocabulary>Flow (Human, Person)>n (and)>yan (yes)This language has been gradually refined over the years until it perfectly resembled English in all but meaning. As we speak, everyone in this thread has been transmitting messages between themselves in the most elaborate psychological experiment the world has ever seen. Right now, FEMA's working on finding ways to reproduce this experiment for subliminal messaging and brainwashing the masses. There's nothing I can do for you anymore. Take this information with you and run as far and as fast as you possibly fucking can. If you don't relocate RIGHT now, something's gonna happen and you're NOT going to like it.
This is the /bant/ whistleblower, signing off.
