Holy shit I was coming back from picking up sugar from the store and this chick wearing the tightest pink booty shorts turned the corner and was walking ahead of me. Slowly walking and showing off every detail of her ass. Like I'm telling you it was insanely skin tight, you could see every nook and cranny. Basically looking at her bare naked ass
I seriously had to cross the street because I was getting a major chub which would have turned into a full on boner had she kept swaying her hips right in front of me
Can't even leave the house without seeing pornads godamn