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>LOOOL PANSEAR VOTED NUMBER 1 WORST POKEMON!!
>WOOPER'S THE HECKIN GOODEST CHONKER BOI, STUPID UNOVAB-
*SLAP*
>DA FUCK U WUZ GON SAY JOHTIMMY?
>uh..erhh..I-I-
*Tyrone grabs johchud by the throat*
>LOOK ME IN DA EYEZ WHEN I IZ SPEAKING, PIGSKIN!!!!!
*SLAP*
>y-yes si-
*SLAP* *PUNCH*
>YES SIR!! YES SI-
*SLAP* *KICK*
>AAHHHHHH!!! YES SIRR!!! YES SIRR!!!
*chud starts bawling, his TJP (tiny johto penis) clitty is completely opened like a floodgate, leaking TJP sissy fluids*
*Tyrone picks up johtimmy by the throat, raising him to his feet then grabs johtimmy's soft malleable skull with both his hands, slightly lifting him up in the air until their eyes meet*
>LOOK HERE MUTHAFUCKA, IF IZ EVER CATCH YOU SAYING THE WORD, I WILL BEAT YOU TILLZ YOU PURPLE NIGGA. I WILL RAPE YOU TILLZ YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT!!!!
*Tyrone drops johtimmy to the ground, and unzips his pants. A massive BBC unfolds and two grapefurit sized balls flops out of his boxer briefs *
>DONTCHOOZ EVER DISRESPECT ME CRAKKKA!!!!
*Tyrone grabs his massive member and starts pissing on johtimmy 's head. Johtimmy is now curled up and crying in a ball as he is showered with warm nigger piss*
>DRINK UP BITCH NIGGA!!!!
*Tyrone kicks a puddle of pee and it sloshes into johtimmy's mouth*
>I SAID DRINK FOO!!!!
*KICK* *KICK*
>AHHHHHH NOOOOOO STOP!!! STOP PLEASE!!!
*johtimmy collapses and vomits a handfull of blood and teeth on Tyrone's Air Force 1's*
>NIGGA WATCHYOO DOIN!!!??? WATCHYOO JUS DO NIGGA!!!!!!! AWWWWW HELL NAWWWW!!!!
*PUNCH* *PUNCH* *KICK* *STOMP*
>N-NOO-NOOOOO AHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! HELLLP ME!!! MOMMMNY!!!! HELP M- ACK!!!
*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
*johtimy is now dead, his body is lying in a fresh pool of piss, blood, and grey matter*
*Tyrone starts jerking his BBC and busts a fat nut on johtim's caved in head*
>uhh shit nigga... SHIEEEET NIGGA, phew...
*spit*
>punk ass timmy bitch.
*Tyrone stomps johtimmys head one more time then empties johtimmy's pockets of his apricorn balls and leaves the scene*