Hello everyone. I hope y'all are having a great day, because mine is not very good so far. Please excuse me for a bit, because I'd like to tell you about my misfortune and share my wonderful experience.
You see, a few days ago, I went to the hospital to get an Orchiopexy, an operation whose goal is to prevent testicular torsion, a very dangerous and painful condition. Fortunately for me, I never had the displeasure of experiencing such torsion, but still went through with the operation anyways to prevent it from happening, because signs showed that it could happen to me someday.
The details of the operation are not very nice, and a simple google search will tell you all you need about it, but it's a fairly minor operation, which only lasts about 30 minutes in which they fiddle with your private parts in order to fix everything up. All in all, nothing groundbreaking.
But it hurts, it really really hurts, and the pain is going to last for another 6 to 7 days, with me lying in bed and being almost unable to walk, my testies gently wrapped in layers of tissue to hold them gently in place.
Add that to the stomachache I got on Christmas, and one could say I've had pretty shitty holidays so far...
But one thing, however, is for sure: the next nut I'll have will be the nu of a lifetime.
