>>4323087A man misses the 6:30 SEPTA to Center City after stopping at Wawa to pick up a morning sizzlie, and an italian 6" hoagie with a bag of Utz lightly salted chips and birch beer for lunch. Rushing his way to I-95, he pops both of his rear wheels in pot holes because PennDOT was being shitty with money again, this being due to the incompetency of the Commonwealth's legislature. He gets out of his Toyota Camry, but not before getting run over by a driver commuting in from New Jersey, who then immediately runs down a deer about 50 yards down the road. Triple A finally comes to pick up the broken down Camry. "Ey, yous wan' a ride down t'the Pepboys er di'yi gotta ride ulready?" the overweight stubbled towman asks. "N-no, I ulready gotta ride, my wife's, hehah.."
The man doesn't have a wife.
The happens everyday in our fine Commonwealth, god bless.
