has r/banter ever been picking their big toe skin off with a toe nail clipper to eat when you notice something on the floor that almost looks like a mix of egg yolk and liquid brapbraps and your kind of hungry so you take a chunk of your toe skin and dip it into the egg yolk diarrhea thingy like a chicken nugget and bring it to your mouth to eat and the taste is like boiled celery so your heart drops because you realize "oh shit im allergic to celery" and your skin starts to turn orange like mr american man so you grab a cheese grater to grind away your surface skin and it really hurts but your also turned on so your wee wee gets hard and you realize you can masturbate by rubbing your wee wee on the cheese grater so you do that and your shaft gets shredded and it feels really good and the floor is now covered in strips of dick cheese which you put into your supper which is pickled turkey stuffed with baked spaghetti and it tastes really good but you have to add the finishing touches and insert your bloody mangled peepee into the rear of the pickled turkey and deeply embed it in the spaghetti and start to move your hips and your dick is scalding from the spaghetti and still in pain from being nearly destroyed by a cheese grater but thats okay because you cum in the turkey and mix it with the spaghetti and your eating supper while posting this but you also look like an oompa loompa because celery ??