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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:06:13 No.5345119 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5345152 >>5345206 >>5345227 >>5346045 >>5346117

If your dick is below 6 inches you are only allowed to bottom/get pegged

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V319rsZg Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:08:42 No.5345128 Report

Quoted By: >>5345157

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0TOcu8RWfvs

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Anonymous ID:1nwMVstW Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:11:45 No.5345152 Report

Quoted By: >>5345166 >>5345183

>>5345119
Why do homophobes say this? Just admit that you are uncomfortable with gays. I can't tell you how many aggressively straight males I've met, but I really don't give a fuck about them, you should practice the same type of mentality.

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:12:42 No.5345157 Report

Quoted By:

>>5345128
Based vocaroo anon with the big bepis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hR/IT3ke Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:14:42 No.5345166 Report

Quoted By:

>>5345152
what?

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:15:03 No.5345168 Report

Quoted By: >>5345183 >>5345217

>tfw six inch cock
No, I won't be posting pictures.

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:17:01 No.5345183 Report

Quoted By: >>5345194

>>5345152
This copypasta isn't even funny.

>>5345168
Post pictures

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:18:22 No.5345194 Report

Quoted By: >>5345231

>>5345183
Did someone say race war?
What about TOTAL WAR?

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Anonymous ID:X4/y4bes Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:20:25 No.5345206 Report

Quoted By: >>5345217 >>5345222 >>5345231

>>5345119
my dick is a respectable 5.8inc and i could kill all of you fags with my bear hands.

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Anonymous ID:BQrgwRKh Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:21:30 No.5345217 Report

Quoted By: >>5345276 >>5345314

>>5345168
>tfw 6.2 inch cock
you're my bottom now faggot

>>5345206
bet

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Anonymous ID:v0QZA1kc Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:21:52 No.5345222 Report

Quoted By: >>5345314

>>5345206
>5.8inc
>respectable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Jp0Emwb Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:22:41 No.5345227 Report

Quoted By:

>>5345119
>tfw 5 inches
I ain't mad.

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:22:58 No.5345231 Report

Quoted By: >>5345276 >>5345314

>>5345194
To battle!
Also post bepis pics, xo.

>>5345206
>5.8
>respectable
Sorry sweetiepateetie!

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Anonymous ID:gO19wveS Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:24:10 No.5345239 Report

Quoted By: >>5345274 >>5345279

I'm over.
Can't decide if that's good or bad though.
I only wanna cuddle desu so it don't matter.

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:28:14 No.5345274 Report

Quoted By: >>5345339

>>5345239
>I'm over
Fly me out to Norway right now.

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:28:52 No.5345276 Report

Quoted By: >>5345313

>>5345231
Nah. Not happening.
>>5345217
I'm someone else's bottom!

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:29:09 No.5345279 Report

Quoted By: >>5345339

>>5345239
>I'm over.
H-how long? OwO

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:34:29 No.5345313 Report

Quoted By: >>5345335

>>5345276
I'm really horny and bored. I think I'm gonna go to a club or something later.

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Anonymous ID:X4/y4bes Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:34:34 No.5345314 Report

Quoted By: >>5345347 >>5345351

>>5345217
>>5345222
>>5345231
>they fell for the size meme
>they don't know that most viginas are only 4.7inc deep

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:37:26 No.5345335 Report

Quoted By: >>5345418

>>5345313
Well, what kind of club or something did you have in mind?

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Anonymous ID:gO19wveS Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:37:46 No.5345339 Report

Quoted By: >>5345353

>>5345274
(｡･ω･｡)

>>5345279
Uh, around 6.4-6.7, depending on hardness.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Jp0Emwb Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:39:11 No.5345347 Report

Quoted By:

>>5345314
Hence why I don't care about my dick size as much. I"m adequate

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Anonymous ID:BQrgwRKh Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:39:57 No.5345351 Report

Quoted By: >>5345392

>>5345314
>implying I'm straight
>implying that dick is thin

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:39:58 No.5345353 Report

Quoted By: >>5345388

>>5345339
What gets you hard to begin with?(´・ω・｀)

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SHIT POST ID:wZDyXAm/ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:41:27 No.5345361 Report

Quoted By: >>5345418 >>5346100

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Anonymous ID:iCQNhpOS Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:41:41 No.5345365 Report

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Trust me when I say I have the biggie penis

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Anonymous ID:gO19wveS Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:45:32 No.5345388 Report

Quoted By: >>5345396

>>5345353
I'm not sure i want to say.
It feels a bit private, sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VA4YX/aQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:46:02 No.5345392 Report

Quoted By: >>5345409

>>5345351
thx for image retard

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:47:01 No.5345396 Report

Quoted By:

>>5345388
Heh, ok. No worries.

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Anonymous ID:iCQNhpOS Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:48:54 No.5345407 Report

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I got the PHAT DICK

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Anonymous ID:BQrgwRKh Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:49:11 No.5345409 Report

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>>5345392

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:49:47 No.5345418 Report

Quoted By: >>5345428 >>5345442

>>5345335
There's a popular dance club & rooftop bar really close to me. One of the two. I'll go with some friends.

Hoping I meet somebody, tbqh. I'm pretty sexually frustrated and lonely. I haven't gotten any action since New Years, and I've had 0 success with my crush lol.

>>5345361
LIKE YOUR MUM
HA!

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:52:07 No.5345428 Report

Quoted By: >>5345593

>>5345418
Sounds really fun. I've never been to either one of those kinds of clubs.
Nor any kind of club >.>

Why no success with your crush?
Also, care to greentext one of your sex stories? @_@

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SHIT POST ID:wZDyXAm/ Sat 02 Jun 2018 04:54:31 No.5345442 Report

Quoted By: >>5346100

>>5345418
But not as GAY as your face XD

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 05:17:07 No.5345593 Report

Quoted By: >>5345607

>>5345428
>Why no success with your crush?
Because he's dating this dumb mentally unstable chick (he's bi). I can't make a move on him if he's in a relationship.
She has broken up with him and then gotten back together again like 10 times now. I don't know why he puts up with her shit.

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 05:19:16 No.5345607 Report

Quoted By: >>5345674

>>5345593
Why do you have a crush on him anyway if he's likely dumb and mentally unstable himself to go out with a dumb and mentally unstable chick?

Does he know about your crush on him?

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 05:33:11 No.5345674 Report

Quoted By: >>5345685

>>5345607
I think a friend of mine has told him but I'm not 100% sure. Before he got with the dumb chick, he called me cute and would ask me to sit on his lap a lot. He could've just been joking around but idk.

And I like him because he has personality, good looks, loyalty and is seriously funny. He's everything I want in a bf. Also his accent's cute.

And sorry for late replies, I'm studying for my exam.

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 05:35:58 No.5345685 Report

Quoted By: >>5345787

>>5345674
Well, do you have plans on making your move when he (inevitably?) breaks up with her again?

Also, guys don't ask other guys to sit in their laps as a joke. That to me sounds like a come on.

I see, on the personality and exam fronts.

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 05:52:50 No.5345787 Report

Quoted By: >>5345809

>>5345685
I'm considering just being straightforward with him. Asking why he's still dating the basketcase, and telling him that I've got a crush on him.

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 05:55:18 No.5345809 Report

Quoted By: >>5345823

>>5345787
Sounds reasonable. I wish you the best of fortune
*kisses you good luck*

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Jelly !!E0qiNqWW5WC ID:Yf9CySJX Sat 02 Jun 2018 05:57:58 No.5345823 Report

Quoted By:

>>5345809
Thanks Cute, xo.

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Anonymous ID:FDxnAt9u Sat 02 Jun 2018 06:48:55 No.5346045 Report

Quoted By:

>>5345119
>6.3 inches
Nice.

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Anonymous ID:6x4ZZ7DW Sat 02 Jun 2018 06:55:10 No.5346060 Report

Quoted By: >>5346074

you're all gay homo
I will spank you all until your buns are red, as punishment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1UnbqzZ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:01:32 No.5346074 Report

Quoted By: >>5346083

>>5346060
but that's gay, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6x4ZZ7DW Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:03:22 No.5346083 Report

Quoted By: >>5346090

>>5346074
theres nothing gay about putting some cremepuff over your thigh, giving his ear a gentle squeeze and then turning his butt red

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Anonymous ID:k1UnbqzZ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:05:50 No.5346090 Report

Quoted By:

>>5346083
but if you have a creampie over your thigh, your D*cks might touch

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SHIT POST ID:DqXQezKo Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:08:33 No.5346100 Report

Quoted By: >>5346110

>>5345361
>>5345442
Wtf

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:11:26 No.5346110 Report

Quoted By: >>5346118

>>5346100
Wtf, that's not you?

honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/

honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:t9oorhAS Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:12:28 No.5346117 Report

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>>5345119
im true Siberian man because of cold im below 2 inches

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SHIT POST ID:DqXQezKo Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:12:37 No.5346118 Report

Quoted By: >>5346125

>>5346110

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:13:49 No.5346125 Report

Quoted By: >>5346151

>>5346118
Truly, a SHIT POSTer

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SHIT POST ID:wZDyXAm/ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:20:34 No.5346151 Report

Quoted By: >>5346162

>>5346125
Pretty crazy, right?

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:23:50 No.5346162 Report

Quoted By: >>5346165 >>5346170

>>5346151
Not as crazy as Smitty's Garage in Fayetteville, AR. Their burgers are excellent.

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Anonymous ID:k1UnbqzZ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:24:41 No.5346165 Report

Quoted By: >>5346180

>>5346162
>Smitty's Garage in Fayetteville, AR
how crazy are they

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SHIT POST ID:DqXQezKo Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:26:29 No.5346170 Report

Quoted By: >>5346180

>>5346162
This?
https://eatatthegarage.com/locations/the-garage-fayetteville-smittys/

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:27:54 No.5346180 Report

Quoted By: >>5346207

>>5346165
Top-notch burgers in all the parts of the state that I've been to. And for around $20, which is a big deal because you don't often get great burgers for such a low price.
At other restaurants, same quality burgers usually $25 dollars.
>>5346170
Das the one.

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Anonymous ID:6x4ZZ7DW Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:29:43 No.5346191 Report

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spank the gays

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SHIT POST ID:DqXQezKo Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:36:15 No.5346207 Report

Quoted By: >>5346212 >>5346237

>>5346180
>$25 dollars.
Fuck that I'll make my own burgers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1UnbqzZ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:37:28 No.5346212 Report

Quoted By: >>5346223

>>5346207
>doesn't spend frivilously on self
and i thought you were an american

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SHIT POST ID:DqXQezKo Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:40:11 No.5346223 Report

Quoted By: >>5346241

>>5346212
>He doesn't cook his own burgers and do some crazy sick combination with the ingredients
and i thought you were an american

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Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:SNz86fBQ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:43:15 No.5346237 Report

Quoted By: >>5346252 >>5346253

>>5346207
Same tbdesu. Besides, homemade burgers are better than most restaurant burgers.

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Anonymous ID:k1UnbqzZ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:44:04 No.5346241 Report

Quoted By: >>5346253

>>5346223
>doesn't get a drone to make the burger for him
and seriously thought you were american

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Anonymous ID:6x4ZZ7DW Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:46:58 No.5346252 Report

Quoted By:

>>5346237
you know whats good on a homemade burger
ketchup and one thin slice of white American cheese
also 2-3 very crispy/chrunchety slices of bacon if you have the patience

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SHIT POST ID:DqXQezKo Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:47:28 No.5346253 Report

Quoted By: >>5346260

>>5346237
>homemade burgers are better than most restaurant burgers.
I know right
Here what I put on my burger
Gouda cheese
Angus burger meat
Onion bun
Mayo ketchup mustard
and I toast the bread for a little bit of butter
>>5346241
>he doesn't know how to become an American innovator
okay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1UnbqzZ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:49:13 No.5346260 Report

Quoted By: >>5346266

>>5346253
>he doesn't know how to become an american innovator
drones are the future

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SHIT POST ID:DqXQezKo Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:50:36 No.5346266 Report

Quoted By: >>5346274

>>5346260
I just want Liquor and dirty whores
cuz I don't care no more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1UnbqzZ Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:52:25 No.5346274 Report

Quoted By: >>5346285

>>5346266
yeah, what do you want?

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SHIT POST ID:DqXQezKo Sat 02 Jun 2018 07:56:38 No.5346285 Report

Quoted By:

>>5346274
One billion dollars

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