Chicks with dicks is not always gay. We can even prove it mathematically. Let's create something called a "straightness" factor. We will define this number to be the following: (Pairs of tits + # vaginas) / (Pairs of balls + # dicks)\ Thus, if we input a straight intimate coupling we get: (1 + 1) / (1 + 1)\ Resulting in a value of 1. We'll call this default straightness. As you can see, if you remove all women, there would be a zero in the top. Thus, we can say a result of zero is 100% gay. If we remove all men, the value in the bottom is a zero, resulting in an undefined or infinite value. Thus we say exceptionally large value is lesbian. If we take just a solo transexual MtF, we would have a pair of tits, a pair of balls, and a single penis. If we input these values into the formula above, our value is only one-half. Thus, it is not 100% gay. However, if we get into fictional material such as hentai - futanari - we can get farther away from 100% gay. A single "futa" would have a pair of balls, a single penis, a vagina, and a pair of tits. This results again, in a value of 1 from our formula, standard straightness. Of course, if you throw women into the equation we get further and further away from 100% gay. In fact, by throwing in a single woman into a pornographic film with a transexual, we get two pairs of tits, a vagina, a pair of balls, and a penis. If we input these values into our formula we get 3/2. This is interestingly enough treading into lesbian territory! As such, mathematically we can say that porn involving "chicks with dicks" is not always gay.
