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Anonymous ID:2IeyIgi9 Thu 18 May 2017 15:35:07 No.563950 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>563962 >>564010 >>564083 >>565121 >>565417 >>565448 >>565498 >>565513

>be american
>get shot

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Anonymous ID:wrx+r8+E Thu 18 May 2017 15:35:54 No.563962 Report

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>>563950
niggers+guns=?????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HtYh1rg7 Thu 18 May 2017 15:38:03 No.563995 Report

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>be italy
>get denbts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r5FZBsHc Thu 18 May 2017 15:38:56 No.564010 Report

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>>563950
>be italian
>be fucking piece of shit that turns on their allies the second they start losing any kind of war
>mamma mia

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Anonymous ID:6Yt4k5Ib Thu 18 May 2017 15:40:02 No.564039 Report

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>>564010
study history again dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uUK92+OM Thu 18 May 2017 15:42:35 No.564083 Report

Quoted By: >>564319 >>564344 >>564378

>>563950
>Be Burger in America
>(U R WOT U EAT)
>Get hungry between second breakfast and lunch
>Decide to get a quadruple quarter pounder
>Hop on scooter
>Sparks flying everywhere because it drags along the ground
>"Rocket's Red Glare"
>Accidentally ride into designated shooting street
>Pigmentally Gifted Gentleman shoots me
>Clap "good shot!"
>Survive because of blubber but hurts like hell
>Still tip shooter
>drive scooter down to hospital
>wait in line
>get stitched up... and get stitched up, pay out of my own pocket
>proud to be a taxpayer whos money doesn't get spent on frivolities like healthcare, but important shit like the F35 Fighter Jet which will totally work, trust me
>still don't get that quadruple quarter pounder
>and it's nearly lunchtime!
>fml

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Anonymous ID:ARi/IlBs Thu 18 May 2017 15:43:17 No.564099 Report

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>be italian
>use tomato sauce as lube

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LBCpKj/1 Thu 18 May 2017 15:54:27 No.564319 Report

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>>564083
>Be Bomerang-Didgeridoo
>Can't build a good wall in the ocean to keep Indon out
>Barbie demands more shrimp
>Get killed by boxing kangaroodily-dooo
"Come see our big rock. It's a rock, and it's big."

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Anonymous ID:bE7+NUeW Thu 18 May 2017 15:55:33 No.564344 Report

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>>564083
>Be Australian
>Ground haress breaks
>Fall into the sun and die

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Anonymous ID:dyHa0PSq Thu 18 May 2017 15:57:23 No.564378 Report

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>>564083
>be ciggie
>touch road with bare feet
>3rd degree burns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uUK92+OM Thu 18 May 2017 16:01:28 No.564562 Report

Quoted By: >>565115 >>565188 >>565217

>>564319
>>564344
>>564378
>Be Australian
>Need to take a shit
>Open Dunny
>See a million redback spiders
>Hold it in
>see a Burger, a Swede, and a Leaf tourist
>They ask for directions
>"Where's Sydney, is it close by?"
>"Yeah Nah Cobber fucking oath it's further away than a footy kicked by a roo"
>stomach rumbles... sounds like digeredoo
>it's a digeridon't
>unleash torrent of backpiss (aust. for defecate) onto poor Burger, Swede and Leaf until they are dripping with shit

And that's why Australia is full of Sudanese gangsters

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Anonymous ID:2+w2u5jk Thu 18 May 2017 16:03:09 No.565115 Report

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>>564562

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Anonymous ID:Vq6Ge9t3 Thu 18 May 2017 16:03:29 No.565121 Report

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>>563950
>Be Italian
>Lose every major war since Rome fell
>It's ok because pasta and pizza

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Anonymous ID:bE7+NUeW Thu 18 May 2017 16:06:39 No.565188 Report

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>>564562
What? Can someone translate?

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Anonymous ID:dyHa0PSq Thu 18 May 2017 16:08:19 No.565217 Report

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>>564562

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Anonymous ID:Lp0rHVQ3 Thu 18 May 2017 16:12:28 No.565301 Report

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>be Australian
>Have big military
>Full automatic high caliber rifles
>Lose war against giant chickens

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zeKZv7rn Thu 18 May 2017 16:15:00 No.565366 Report

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>>565121
>implying we wuz Romans

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Anonymous ID:7ilgu/jb Thu 18 May 2017 16:17:20 No.565417 Report

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>>563950
>be italian
>get meatballs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaMON5bD Thu 18 May 2017 16:18:34 No.565448 Report

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>>563950
>be italian
>get spaghet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Lp0rHVQ3 Thu 18 May 2017 16:21:36 No.565498 Report

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>>563950
>Be tomato sauce
>Make giant bootlegging empire
>Get btfo by irs for not paying taxes

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Anonymous ID:xP44oMWB Thu 18 May 2017 16:22:43 No.565513 Report

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>>563950

>be mexican

>starts landscaping

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