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>be romanian
>sell your soul to the corrupt socialists
>steal iron from abandoned buildings to survive
>also have 7 children or something i don't know
>they all beg on the streets anyways so more money for cheap alcohol
>beat your wife with a broom for being raped by the town rapist
>fuck your daughters instead
>teach your sons the way of the flimsy machete
>wage war against rival gangs to establish dominance over the abandoned buildings holding the sacred iron
>offer the local church protection in exchange for money
>live life in your expensive mansion, driving the latest Mercedes, but still drinking the cheapest alcohol
>life's good until you're too old to swing your rusty machete
>hand your golden cross necklace to your oldest son, and the wife beaters top tank to the youngest
>receive a bunch of free monopoly money from your favorite socialists
>vote for them because they are good people, and free cash also
>suffocate and die from a bag of sunflower seeds
