A liberal Buddhist homosexual titty monster nun and youkai lover was teaching a class on Buddha, a known atheist
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Buddha and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Laozi!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Taoist champion who had lived 1500 years of training and understood the necessity of Tao and Te and fully supported all decisions made by the Prince Shotoku stood up and held up a rock.
“How much is this rock aware of itself?”
The arrogant nun smirked quite youkai-like and smugly replied “The rock cannot be made aware of itself, you stupid Taoist
“Wrong. If you can teach the path to Nirvana to all things, as you say, then why can't you teach the rock to be aware of itself and achieve Nirvana by now?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and copy of The Heart Sutra. She stormed out of the room crying those buddhist crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all became Taoist that day and accepted Prince Shotoku as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Administraion” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Tao Te Ching was read several times, and Laozi himself showed up and showed the Tao across Gensokyo.
The nun lost her temple and was fired the next day. She died of the youkai loving plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Ziran
