>>5904160Well, I was really just making light of it but since you don't seem to like it, how about this?
Everyone important to me dies, and I have one important person left, but he's in good health and I already lost one to a car accident so I'm waiting to see what creative way the universe finds to get rid of him. I'm hoping it's not something boring like him crushing his own chest in while benchpressing or falling off a roof during work. Or maybe a car crash would work too. Classics never go out of style, after all.
