>>6084447Dubs was the only weapon that good r/banter users had to kill non-banter threads. Now they are gone because the powers that be thought it was a good idea. This made it easy for non-banter threads to last a lot longer than they normally would have if we all united and tried to get dubs in order to derail it and kill it.
Sure, there were some newfags here and there that would make threads just about dubs, but those threads were easily destroyed by mods. You know what isn't destroyed by mods? Homo loving dick threads, feel threads, FUCKING THREADS TALKING ABOUT REDDIT and general non-banter shit.
Dubs was all we had. Dubs is the one thing all of 4chan could really call its own, and no one else could take it away. Sure, reddit and 9faggers can steal our images like they always do, but they will never get dubs. The higher ups decided to take away dubs in the places that needed them most. The result? A new wave of cancerous crap. One unlike anything else we have seen before. So please, I say to those in power, and ask of you:
Bring back Patrick Bateman.
Because it's not just about the pleasures of doubles, and the shit threads that they kill, it's also a personal statement about the website itself.
HEY PAUL!
