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Anonymous ID:PgXZ1zaN Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:49:35 No.6192124 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6192212 >>6192231 >>6192322 >>6192369 >>6192985 >>6193992 >>6194203 >>6194212

I'll start:
>only have one testicle

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JZLL5qYA Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:51:52 No.6192136 Report

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>has hypospadius
>i pee and cum out the middle of my dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZHK+2rVv Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:57:42 No.6192162 Report

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>>6192136
you actually made me google hypospadius
fuck man that's gross af

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Anonymous ID:4vJrj22b Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:59:31 No.6192172 Report

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Anonymous ID:JZLL5qYA Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:02:14 No.6192188 Report

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>>6192162
Yeah I know man.

明かり akari 赤りあかり !!PfcppGG/dig

明かり akari 赤りあかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:ujwk4NWs Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:03:36 No.6192192 Report

Quoted By: >>6192199

>be me
>find qt trap gf(male)
>she's a huge femdom
>she asks me to suck her dick
>wrap lips around penis
>give her pee pee a nice munch
>Gf screams in pleasure
>feel the metallic taste of her semen in my mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GxEXU8xB Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:03:55 No.6192197 Report

Quoted By: >>6192203

I am AutisticYui
I am also Alice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZHK+2rVv Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:04:15 No.6192199 Report

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>>6192192
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YjlgbLYo Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:04:45 No.6192203 Report

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>>6192197
heres your (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hvrHDyJG Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:06:01 No.6192212 Report

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>>6192124
ok, ok

>be me 8-9 years old i dont remember
>i wasnt properly educated about the male body
>see werid dicks in the internetz
>why do their dicks look different than mine
>Go have a shit
>looking downward
>immediate curiosity
>for theb first time i realised i could pull my foreskin back
>little by little and with pain i reveal my dick for the first time in my life.
>Dickcheese.mp3
>fucking disgusting af!
> i realise it was there for years!
>disguts consumed my body and i was traumatised for the next week
the feeling was better before tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8zZhd6QU Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:06:12 No.6192214 Report

Quoted By: >>6192225 >>6192227

I'm a 17 year old idol (girl)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hvrHDyJG Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:07:59 No.6192225 Report

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>>6192214
with or without dick, just tell us

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Anonymous ID:JZLL5qYA Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:08:07 No.6192227 Report

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>>6192214
byoobs ang begenji blz

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SHIT POST ID:FkxZtsgX Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:08:23 No.6192231 Report

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>>6192124
I'm not white

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Anonymous ID:usJOHK1p Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:09:15 No.6192239 Report

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>>6192231
I trusted you too

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SHIT POST ID:FkxZtsgX Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:10:51 No.6192249 Report

Quoted By: >>6192253 >>6192257 >>6192261 >>6192275

>>6192239
I've been saying this for over a year and yet people still don't believe me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+EaYBg0b Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:12:00 No.6192253 Report

Quoted By: >>6192288

>>6192249
why does it matter

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Anonymous ID:usJOHK1p Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:12:18 No.6192257 Report

Quoted By: >>6192267 >>6192288

>>6192249
You’re posts are too good to not be from a white guy

明かり akari 赤りあかり !!PfcppGG/dig

明かり akari 赤りあかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:ujwk4NWs Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:12:47 No.6192261 Report

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>>6192249
I believe you

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Anonymous ID:8zZhd6QU Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:13:51 No.6192267 Report

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>>6192257

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Anonymous ID:AupJyEee Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:14:57 No.6192275 Report

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>>6192249
>We did this

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SHIT POST ID:FkxZtsgX Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:16:43 No.6192288 Report

Quoted By: >>6192302 >>6192344

>>6192253
>>6192257
>>6192275
I'm not white I'm Latino
>>6192261
Thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AupJyEee Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:18:58 No.6192302 Report

Quoted By: >>6192313

>>6192288
We did this was meant to stand for native and stuff you know
Since you are latino and that

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SHIT POST ID:FkxZtsgX Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:20:23 No.6192313 Report

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>>6192302
Noooooo I'm 100% native!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5ga4YG4A Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:21:36 No.6192322 Report

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>>6192124
Why do you have one testicle?

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Anonymous ID:PgXZ1zaN Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:24:49 No.6192344 Report

Quoted By: >>6192353

>>6192288
That's Chris O'Neill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PgXZ1zaN Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:25:49 No.6192351 Report

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>>6192322
when I was forming it flipped over and died and i got it removed when i was a baby

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SHIT POST ID:FkxZtsgX Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:25:57 No.6192353 Report

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>>6192344
It's a meme, dude.

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Normie ID:sXM5XVqL Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:28:46 No.6192369 Report

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>>6192124
Me too.
>As long as I can remember I've had an extreme amount of abdominal muscle control to the point of being able to do pic related

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Anonymous ID:PgXZ1zaN Wed 15 Aug 2018 23:29:43 No.6192379 Report

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>>6192353

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wcdYelHv Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:44:51 No.6192985 Report

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>>6192124
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aTkb589/ Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:45:19 No.6192993 Report

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>>6192985
stoooooooooop

Anonymous 2.0

Anonymous 2.0 ID:CePb6J/r Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:46:03 No.6192998 Report

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Big schlong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nxYAdYH/ Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:51:06 No.6193016 Report

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Stubby thumbs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KsLT8vKj Thu 16 Aug 2018 02:01:35 No.6193505 Report

Quoted By: >>6193672 >>6194185

>be me
>have a short temper
>have a lot of loved ones and friends die during childhood
>get a fuck ton of ptsd and other shit
>get bullied because my dad died when i was 12 so i have social anxiety too now
>everyone thinks im an autistic timebomb because everyone i love is dead but i still do really well in school
>fuck.ini

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Anonymous ID:gPRXNBK+ Thu 16 Aug 2018 02:25:10 No.6193672 Report

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>>6193505
Back to /r9k/ you depresso espresso

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Anonymous ID:DUvFQZMY Thu 16 Aug 2018 02:26:26 No.6193681 Report

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I'm a biological female and a p-patriot <4

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Anonymous ID:xeRJM7wm Thu 16 Aug 2018 02:56:46 No.6193902 Report

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I can only fap facing downwards but for some reason this means I can fuck for an hour straight and not ejaulate cos it doesn't feel good as fapping downwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mdmsT/0K Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:13:12 No.6193958 Report

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I have dextrocardia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJuFUc9v Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:20:48 No.6193992 Report

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>>6192124
I use to fuck hookers in Vancouver when i was
18 and i think i have std's

SaigonDreamin' !!dVWl1kUU855

SaigonDreamin' !!dVWl1kUU855 ID:DNuKEZvL Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:24:30 No.6194006 Report

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I go on /bant/but I'm heterosexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LESgp7bG Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:35:13 No.6194066 Report

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One of my ultimate comforts in life is shit posting and if I lose that, I might become legitimately depressed

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Anonymous ID:xeRJM7wm Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:56:36 No.6194185 Report

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>>6193505
lie down somewhere comfortable and breathe slowly while trying not to move as much as possible

If life were a game then meditating a lot can be said to increase your SAN(sanity) and willpower attribute. I hope this is bait though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gaO56HWa Thu 16 Aug 2018 04:00:28 No.6194203 Report

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>>6192124
>god lives in my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v8CMOhal Thu 16 Aug 2018 04:00:45 No.6194205 Report

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i'm circumcised :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DBkdTU+H Thu 16 Aug 2018 04:01:21 No.6194212 Report

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>>6192124
i'm not afraid of cia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2krn8PH8 Thu 16 Aug 2018 04:24:31 No.6194340 Report

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i go outside

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e8UdSaD6 Thu 16 Aug 2018 10:42:56 No.6196070 Report

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I'll think of something

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