hello /bant/ are there any secrets you have that you would never tell to your family or friends. you can post them here if you want. anyway this is a free thread but please be nice :)
Anonymous
ok so when i was 11 i had really bad stomach ache for a few days. i went to the doctor with mom. i went alone because i was a big boy right. after talking a bit with the doctor and checking and stuff he tells me "do you wanne have a intestine check". i was clueless but said yes anyway. ohh so i lied down on the bed. he told me to pull my pants and underwear down so i did. he went away for a bit and took gloves. he begun to go around with the finger and it was really sensitive. then finally he put the finger in and it felt really weird. his finger was inside me for about 30 seconds or something. then he pulled out. im not traumetised or anything. it was just weird. but i never told anyone because i thought of it as weird.
Anonymous
>>6277625 Is this how you became gay ritsu
Finanom
>>6277624 ritsu stop being gay
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Satanichia Internet Offence Force ID:xeulCaus Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:25:10 No. 6277643 Report >>6277625 Is this how you became gay ritsu
Anonymous
>>6277634 no i didnt relly become gay there. i was just confused.
>>6277637 i cant help it! :(
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Satanichia Internet Defence Force ID:7/w0orCF Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:25:46 No. 6277650 Report yes everyone calls me a tranny but im actually not one this is my dark deep secret
Anonymous
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>>6277643 no not really i think.
Anonymous
>>6277650 but not being a tranny can be good too anon. why do people believe that?
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Satanichia Internet Offence Force ID:xeulCaus Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:26:28 No. 6277662 Report >>6277649 tell us the story of when you became gay then
Anonymous
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>>6277662 ehhh i never had any gay feelings until i came on 4chan.
Finanom
>>6277649 yes you can
dumb idiot
Anonymous
>>6277624 I do have a few big ones but I'm not telling anyone
I'm too nervous
Anonymous
>>6277624 Nothing I would tell you.
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Satanichia Internet Defence Force ID:7/w0orCF Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:28:00 No. 6277679 Report >>6277661 i dont know
>>6277668 Ur a homo thats ur secret
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Satanichia Internet Offence Force ID:xeulCaus Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:28:35 No. 6277682 Report >>6277661 >why do people believe that? because he's a sataniafag and all sataniafags are trannies
Anonymous
>>6277667 no. i am stuck being gay now. there is nothing i can do.
>>6277668 oh its okey anon. you dont have to tell
>>6277672 umm thats fine i guess
Anonymous
>>6277686 Beat yourself to death with a rock please
Anonymous
>>6277679 maybe you are unlucky to look like one
>>6277682 ok
Finanom
>>6277686 post legs no homo
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Satanichia Internet Defence Force ID:7/w0orCF Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:30:04 No. 6277701 Report Quoted By:
>>6277682 Thats not true >:(
Anonymous
>>6277691 that sounds really bad anon
>>6277694 no i wont post legs. i have posted half my face and thats all i will do. sorry
Anonymous
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>>6277694 Post yourself with a rock lodged an inch into your cranium no homo
Anonymous
Fat, gay, degenerated, annoying, ugly, useless, worthless, smelly, idiotic, pathetic, bullied, attention whoring and blacked Norwegian
Anonymous
>>6277704 Yes but think about how much attention you would get if you went to the hospital after trying to beat yourself to death with a rock
Anonymous
Finanom
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>6277714 stop with those lies anon! :(
>>6277715 no i wouldnt get that much attention
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Satanichia Internet Offence Force ID:xeulCaus Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:33:04 No. 6277737 Report >>6277714 okay this is epic
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>6277625 That's child abuse ritsu
Anonymous
>>6277679 that's not secret
>>6277686 ehh I kinda want to but it's probably not a good idea
>>6277694 amei more like gaymei
Anonymous
>>6277737 this is not epic. he photoshopped it because he hates me.
Finanom
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>>6277756 dumb idiot
im straight
Anonymous
i used to impress my dad by catching lots of fish and bringing them home to eat but in reality it was just the hill billy kid giving me half of his catch since i never got any. though i never lied as i always said "we" caught them
Anonymous
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>>6277756 if its not you shouldnt do it anon.
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Satanichia Internet Offence Force ID:xeulCaus Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:36:01 No. 6277772 Report Quoted By:
kagari get?
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Satanichia Internet Offence Force ID:xeulCaus Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:36:10 No. 6277775 Report Quoted By:
now
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Satanichia Internet Offence Force ID:xeulCaus Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:36:19 No. 6277782 Report Quoted By:
kagar
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Satanichia Internet Offence Force ID:xeulCaus Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:36:29 No. 6277784 Report Quoted By:
stupid post delay
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>6277769 doesnt sound bad anon. also if i get the GET. i become God
Anonymous
mostly the horrible horrible ways i get off
Anonymous
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>>6277797 get off. like jerking off? thats fine anon. just dont hurt yourself or something like that. also if i get the GET. i become God
Anonymous
>>6277790 oo wrong thread
my bad
Anonymous
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Satanichia Internet Defence Force ID:7/w0orCF Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:44:03 No. 6277884 Report >>6277692 I look like a straight male though
Anonymous
>>6277884 you sure you do? maybe you look more feminine then you thought and people asumme you are trans or something
Anonymous
I rear ended a car because I was tailgating him closely to prevent some fag beside me who wanted over at the last second. It cost my boss about 1,300 dollars. I never told anyone the true reason I rearended that car.
Anonymous
I actually am a crossdresser. I own lots of women's clothes that I keep in a storage unit.
Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P
Anonymous
>>6277624 not much compared to the others, but i like hentai and never told anyone. is it socially acceptable amongst normals?
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Satanichia Internet Defence Force ID:7/w0orCF Sun 26 Aug 2018 18:48:16 No. 6277939 Report >>6277896 Not a chance, nothing about me gives out such an impression
Anonymous
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>>6277897 that must have sucked. im glad you are over it now
>>6277898 that is not so bad anon. i want to crossdress. but i guess its really embaressing
>>6277920 no he was already dead
>>6277923 hentai is good anon :)
Anonymous
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>>6277939 oh then i dont know. what about me? i want to get rid of my uncertain feelings of my looks.
Anonymous
>shit myself in Year 7 (aged 11) and fucking sat there for an entire lesson. Never got bullied for it or had it brought up by anyone. How the fuck that happened I have no idea. It has fucked me up mentally though
Anonymous
>>6278007 ahh i really feel sorry for you. i would have died on the spot if it was me.
Anonymous
>>6278018 I guess it could be worse. I kinda feel that I'd be less hung up about it if I did get bullied for it.
Anonymous
>>6278083 it was something you couldnt control. maybe just try to ignore it anon :)
Anonymous
>>6278101 I fucking could control it, my OCD meant I couldn't use public bathrooms so I used to hold it, sometimes all day. If I'd have gone during my break like a normal person disaster would have been averted and my entire life would be different
Anonymous
>>6278128 OCD. im sorry anon. i cant help you with stuff like that :(
Anonymous
>>6278139 Hey ritsu. How has it been going?
Finanom
>>6277760 Why does that mask look so puffy? Are you hiding a beard under there or is your face chunky?
Anonymous
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>>6278736 its going nice. sorry for the late answer :(
>>6278993 i dont have a beard. not that chunky i think. i dont really know why it looks like that
Anonymous
i am gonna go and take a shower so i wont repond for 1 hour or something
Finanom
Anonymous
>>6279461 It has been a couple days since I've lasr seen you Noranon. Everything alright?
Anonymous
>>6279534 no i dont wanne. i already have sent out one pic. no more please
>>6279677 yep its alright friend :)
Anonymous
>>6279743 I'm happy for you Noranon. How has your day gone so far?
Anonymous
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>>6279755 it has been umm the normal stuff. i overslept a bit though. but its good
Finanom
>>6279743 everyone has done it, including me
join us cool kidz
Anonymous
>>6277624 My big secret is that i don't really have any big secrets.
Anonymous
>>6279768 i really dont want to post pics of my body my face is enough :(
>>6279781 that is a nice secret
Anonymous
I'm 21 but this thread legit just resurfaced a memory of mine. When i was like 12 a young female nurse asked me to take my pants off. She put her hand on my penis and moved her hand up and down several times to "inspect my foreskin". I remember getting really bashful and trying my hardest not to get a boner.
Anonymous
>>6279823 i think you were molested. thats not okey thing to do :(
Anonymous
>>6279790 Thanks, i'm sure you have nice secrets too
Anonymous
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>>6279833 umm i dont know. but i hope i have
Anonymous
>>6279832 Hahaha holy shit. I'm fucking plastered right now. Smoking a cigar.
All of this just came back to me. I even remember coming back to school the next day, telling my friends, and we all laughed.
WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous
>>6279842 its ok. i dont think being fingered by a doctor or normal too. maybe it is but not for my age. lets just try to ignore stuff like that.
Anonymous
My political opinions are pretty heretical:
Anonymous
>>6279856 maybe you havent sorted things out right.
Anonymous
>>6279863 huh? what do you mean
Anonymous
>>6279865 your thoughts seem kinda chaotic.
Anonymous
>>6279855 Haha right on.
Sorry your doctor finger banged u
Anonymous
>>6279882 well i said yes to his question. didnt know he would put his finger up my butt. that was embarrresing
Anonymous
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>>6277751 oh thats probably true. im so sorry i didnt see your comment :(
Anonymous
>>6279870 I'm a chaotic guy
Anonymous
>>6279892 Lmfao i still remember getting a handjob from a nurse when I was 12 and not even realizing it. Man what a crazy world we live in
Finanom
>>6279790 what're you tubby or something?
Anonymous
>>6279904 thats maybe bad. but you make it sound like its good. maybe it is.
>>6279908 hehe i kinda did for some time. it wasnt really scary or traumatising as people say it is so maybe thats why i kinda ignored it.
>>6279912 im thin 18 bmi or something there.
Anonymous
>>6279926 I mean if a big scary black dude chased me down an alley way and fucked my ass, THAT would've ruined my life.
But, this nurse was just a whore. Nothing really bad happened to me. A harmless handjob from a crazy whore nurse. Also she was hot.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>6280001 are you drunk anon?
Anonymous
bahrem also sucks
Anonymous
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>>6280038 im a bit confused by this anon
C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll
I post on /bant/. Please don't say anything
Anonymous
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>>6280044 *says nothing*
jk its okey anon :)
Anonymous
>>6277625 um I don't know how things are in norway but if you're 11 I think they would still have to ask your parents before they do that kind of stuff...
Anonymous
>>6280080 he didnt ask my parents. he just asked me. um i think its only me and him that knows.
Anonymous
>>6280088 well was he an ugly doctor or a hot doctor
Anonymous
>>6280097 eh old 40 or something yearold guy. not really attractive.
Anonymous
>>6277624 I want to kill myself
Anonymous
>>6277624 someone painted hes nails brown
Anonymous
>>6280108 anon i have had that many times. just try to find good in life. i hope for your safety. i really have hope on you. please be better soon :(
Anonymous
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>>6280110 nail brown. why that?
Anonymous
>>6280103 ok yeah that's gross and weird then
sorry you had to experience that ritsu :(
Anonymous
I'm in a constant struggle between thinking Apu is cute and wanting to abuse him.
Anonymous
>>6280125 its ok anon. it wasnt bad or stuff like that. i was just surprised and it was weird.
Anonymous
>>6280112 Thanks anon :) I'm just in a really bad place because I moved across country for college and I don't have any friends and all my friends back home are chilling and having a good time and I'm stuck in my shitty apartment doing nothing and hate it and everything is super shitty
Anonymous
>>6280128 dont abuse anon!
>>6280134 yeah my parents moved me around as a kind so i constantly lost friends. til one day i never got any friends anymore. its hard but just try to keep living. there is still much more to life then friends even if its hard.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>6280141 >yeah my parents moved me around as a kind so i constantly lost friends. til one day i never got any friends anymore "Anon why don't you have any friends?"
"You should be around people your own age."
"Your mother and I are concerned."
Anonymous
>>6280132 ok
i wouldn't mind giving you an intestine check lole
Anonymous
>>6280141 Why shouldn't I abuse Apu? He's always crying, complaining about something, and can't defend himself. He's like a prime target.
Anonymous
>>6280149 i miss you so much anon. where did you go?
>>6280162 the questions. i remember them. also they always say. how are you anon? how has it been? are you okey?
Anonymous
>>6280168 hehe but im not that good looking so it would be gross for you
>>6280170 dont please. we want everyone to have it good here. /bant/ is a nice board.
Anonymous
>>6280031 Yeah
My story was real tho. I'm just drunk
Anonymous
>>6280172 i've been busy
also nice hair lad
Anonymous
>>6280183 oh ok. its fine though :)
>>6280187 you saw the pic of me?
Anonymous
>>6280192 yeah
i think you look nice
Anonymous
>>6280202 im a bit unsure about my looks. thanks. but im not that nice looking.
Anonymous
>>6280180 I've seen your pic you're cute desu
Anonymous
>>6280208 i dont know
i saw what i saw and you look pleasing to my eyes
Finanom
Anonymous
>>6280218 maybe... but i cant believe they did this. dont laugh please
>>6280222 pleasing to your eyes. im sorry but pleasing. isnt that too much.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>6280231 ops forgot to link to this
>>6277714 Finanom
Anonymous
>>6280242 no i wont post moar pics of myself!
Finanom
>>6280237 yah go back.
Im the board's favorite finposter
Anonymous
Finanom
>>6280244 community over rule. Post now
Anonymous
>>6280231 i'm not trying to lie to make you feel better
you do look pleasing to my eyes
Anonymous
>>6280248 i dont want to! :(
>>6280249 almost everyone or everyone has said i look cute or goodlooking. but i dont know if i can accept this. i dont think i look cute.
Anonymous
>>6280245 no i wont
you go back to wherever you came from
Anonymous
>>6280260 everyone says that because it's true
Anonymous
>>6280272 but what if people are lying. i really feel like im cute but my brain is playing tricks on me. it must be that
Finanom
>>6280261 you post the same shitty boring images everytime
atleast change up your images every once in a while
Anonymous
>>6280278 you are cute
>>6280279 i'm too lazy to get more images
Finanom
>>6280260 Do it
i'll give you something if you do
Anonymous
>>6280288 thanks i will just take it slow. you are cute too anon. your personality is very cute and i love talking too you.
>>6280300 i shouldnt though :(
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>6280260 Hiding your face with a mask is a pretty good way to get people to say you look cute, yeah
Anonymous
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>>6280315 im happy we can talk again
Anonymous
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>>6280318 i know. thats also one of the reasons i hesitate. people should stop doing it :(
Anonymous
>>6277714 i will make this my new bant profile pic
Anonymous
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>>6280332 stop it please :(
Anonymous
Here's my other secret:
Anonymous
Finanom
Anonymous
>>6280402 ehh what do i get? is it worth it
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Finanom
>>6280411 its a surprise
very worth it
Finanom
>>6280419 dont say that!
the evil r__shit tranny may post his whole collection of blackmail material he got on me
Anonymous
>>6280425 your welcome anon
>>6280431 i dont think i can do stuff like this
Anonymous
>>6280437 Now I'm eating peanutbutter on toast it's very good
Anonymous
It was me who plugged the toilet that one time
Anonymous
>>6280447 sounds good. i think i will eat a little too
Anonymous
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>>6280436 why do r__shits do this?
Anonymous
>>6280455 I took a shower but I still smell like cigar
Anonymous
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>>6280454 i hope it went okey
Anonymous
>>6277637 amei stop being gay
Anonymous
>>6280472 thats weird. why do you smell like cigar? were you smoking
Finanom
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>6280481 Yes I had a cigar with my whiskey
Anonymous
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>>6280483 thats okey. i think i am bi. i like girls and i like being dominated by men
>>6280490 maybe just waiting a bit then the smell will go away
DuckTits !inNFxPAp/Y
Two secrets: I'm a National Socialist (Nazi) and I watch anime.
Anonymous
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>>6280504 hehe anime and nazi is a fun combo :)
Anonymous
>>6280245 >>6280261 you are just similar faggotposters, and both of you should leave this board.
Finanom
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>>6280517 uh no
Im straight actually
dumb faggot mongol
Anonymous
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>>6280517 unbased and bluepilled
Anonymous
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why are there so many gay finns on my thread?
