Welcome to Normies Gun Garage!
As you can see we have had to change our location since SOMEONE blabbed to all of /bant/ what I was doing here. That's okay though as I'll now be operating out of my central location somewhere in the middle of the Nevada desert.
No permits needed, we are a (you) only establishment and before you ask we don't care what country you're from.
All sales are final and may be subject to ridicule if you're being retarded.
Our specials today are Tuesday's specials with all AR-15's being half off and all M1911 style pistols are buy one get one.
Since I take no stance in the anime vs. frogs war I'll be avidly supplying all factions firearms to fight their respective battles so buy my big guns now or else your enemies might.
Those with no fun knowledge will be requisitioned a weapon after posting in this thread after a brief interaction to distinguish taste.
This facility is one of the largest weapons depots in the country.
Before we get started getting you outfitted to kick the hell out of those guys you hate with multiple flavors of hot leaded death we're going on a tour of the facility.
This is our showroom. We have all of our weapons on display in cases or on the wall.
Most of you are already familiar with this setting so we'll be moving on.