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402th Happy day

Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:59:58 No.6573473 View View Reply Original Report

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a hat sounds nice~..

Say, Anon - it's been 4chan's 15th birthday already. When did you happen to come across this site for the first time and when would be the time you grew your roots in it~?
I can't say for sure, when I started visiting /b/ and /x/ once or twice a month, but I can safely say, that I've been visiting /bant/ ᶰᵉᵃʳᶫʸ everyday since early August o/

Also give me pics and ideas to pixel art them by hand.

Based videos for today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYu7Y52iiYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH8k-SUhUoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFS9rRTXue8
Thread's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AcoCvJ4ouE

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xXx_666_51PP3R5UPR3|\/|3_666_xXx ID:FB8dVt40 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:00:21 No.6573475 Report

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>>6573473
first

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DoROqvxD Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:02:50 No.6573482 Report

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saged

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:04:20 No.6573490 Report

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>>6573475
Hello Janky~
Quite a particular set of flags you've got there.. /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
>>6573482
>DoRO xD
I knew you are a comedian at heart, Aesthetics <3

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:06:34 No.6573497 Report

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>>6573473
ᴺᵒʳᵐᵃᶫᶫʸ ᴵ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʸᵘᶦ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵇᵘʳᵍˢ
Disclosure aside, this pic would be nice for pixel art
Like obviously not traced over, but I think you could do something really melancholic with a picture like this, especially in pixel art with a very basic wind sway animation maybe too
my friend showed my 4chan back in 2012 or something
told him it was dumb because there was just a lot of reading and writing
and dumb idiots arguing (i'd only had the internet for a year so i was still just playing browser games at most)
started posting kinda regularly maybe in 2014, on and off
s4s for maybe a few months before realising everyone was retarded and i couldnt actually have a conversation with anyone there
So I've been here for almost a year I guess, can't remember my first posts but they were a long time ago

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wI6RfyGW Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:06:46 No.6573498 Report

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>>6573475
checking this 1st

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wI6RfyGW Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:07:21 No.6573499 Report

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>>6573497
U POST YUJI????????????????????????? DIE YUJI SAKI FUCK U YUJI GIMP U FUCKING SLAPFACE CUNT FUCK YOU

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao.

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:5dX2kcvO Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:08:20 No.6573504 Report

Quoted By: >>6573543

hat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wI6RfyGW Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:08:46 No.6573507 Report

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yuji sakais mum is a prime cut of meat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:33DGKkw1 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:12:02 No.6573524 Report

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>>6573473
hello poland!

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:18:11 No.6573540 Report

Quoted By: >>6573543 >>6573948

remember to eat lots of food

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:19:51 No.6573543 Report

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>>6573497
Is that somebody's grave or an arranged piece of art?
Either of the options, looks pretty rad.
>you could do something really melancholic with a picture like this, especially in pixel art with a very basic wind sway animation maybe too
You think way too high of me.. /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
ᴵ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ 50 ˣ 50 ᶠᵘᶰᵏʸ ᶜᵃᶰᵛᵃˢ~
>you're from [/s4s/]
Who would've thought (゜▽ ゜)
>>6573499
>>6573507
Lole, sup Quaker o/
>>6573504
Uhh, ʷhat? ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ
Right, a birthday hat..!
Here you go~..
>>6573160 >>6573181 >>6573147 >>6572636 >>6573101 >>6573177 >>6573158 >>6573172 >>6570180 >>6402018 >>6572827 >>6572879
..all of the best arrangements, fresh from the catalogue <3
>>6573524
Aeiou dubs-id Runner ^-^
>>6573540
>Onions
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ᵒʰ ᵇᵒʸ, ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ⋅⋅

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:20:46 No.6573547 Report

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Oh shit I'm sorry. Sorry for what? Our daddy tought us not to be ashamed of our dicks, ‘specially when they are such good size ‘n all. Yeah I can see that, your daddy gave you good advice. It gets bigger when I pull on it. Mmhm. Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin. Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how to not rip the skin by using someone else’s mouth, instead of your own hand. Will you show me? I’ll be right happy to.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:20:50 No.6573548 Report

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>>6573543
Well, there is onions in rice so it makes sense

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xXx_666_51PP3R5UPR3|\/|3_666_xXx ID:FB8dVt40 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:21:27 No.6573551 Report

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>>6573490
im not janky >:(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zHZBus6l Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:21:40 No.6573552 Report

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>>6573473
Found out about this site around 2006 and started lurking around 2012

Bizaяяe

Bizaяяe ID:JMgy/EaW Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:22:39 No.6573554 Report

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>>6573473
Hey Yuuka, happy 4chan birthday
I probably started showing up around June of last year but mostly stuck to /tv/ and /ck/. I ended up on /bant/ since it was always in the updates at the top of the site ('new trial board added' - it's even still there)
Never looked back, this board is always great for a laugh or alleviate some boredom. And of course for the happy day threads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:33DGKkw1 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:24:07 No.6573556 Report

Quoted By: >>6573737

>>6573543
how you doing today poland?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:24:19 No.6573558 Report

Quoted By: >>6573589

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:25:14 No.6573562 Report

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>>6573543
Well I started off rude posting on this board after hating how clinical and autistic everyone on s4s was, but I made friends here so decided to switch gears after quite frankly a tiring amount of shitposting
still have my stints of shitposting and ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒᶰᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵇᵘᶫᶫʸᶦᶰᵍ ʳᵉᵗᵃʳᵈˢ but I try keep my posts relatively friendly nowadays
I think it was after the comfy threads that I realised you guys weren't so bad and retarded after all, ᵒʳ ᵃᵗ ᶫᵉᵃˢᵗ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ
>50 x 50
Is there much you can draw on that? I don't really know much about pixel art, be sure to post it next thread if you see me around or whenever you finish it

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:26:25 No.6573567 Report

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>>6573497
>>6573562
how do i unsubscribe from this blog?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU+l+2MK Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:26:45 No.6573568 Report

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>>6573473
I heard about 4chan 3 years ago from YouTube “most creepiest 4chan posts” and shit like that. I was always scared of someone coming from here and coming to my house and sacrificing me or something. Then one day I finally got the balls to go on /b/ and it was fun. My first post on there was a Dropbox link of all the hentai I had but no one cared lol. After months of only going on /b/ I decided to finally see what /pol/ was all about. Of course I got addicted to it. I started going on only /pol/ and /b/. Eventually I stopped going on /b/ and just /pol/. I became very political and formed strong opinions on many things. I also wanted to know more about the world so I decided to check out /int/ and /bant/. I now mostly use /pol/, /int/, /bant/ and sometimes /g/ because I’m into computer Engineering. I also occasionally go on /a/, /co/, and SOMETIMES /v/ when something big in those things come up that I’m interested in. I’m gonna start visiting /x/ because I like paranormal shit. But in the end, /pol/, /int/, and /bant/ are my favorite boards.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:27:55 No.6573573 Report

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Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:28:52 No.6573578 Report

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>>6573567
filter all of my images
ᵒʳ ᵐʸ ᶠᶫᵃᵍ

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:30:24 No.6573586 Report

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>>6573578
can you use a norwegiean proxy or a name for blogposting and make it easier?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RTFK++1A Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:31:00 No.6573588 Report

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>>6573473
I'm a complete newfag, got here in 2014.
Hard to believe that was 4 years ago now.
Been here on /bant/ since day 1, though I have taken extended leaves as /v/ is my main board.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:31:05 No.6573589 Report

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>>6573558
stfu shitaly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:31:26 No.6573590 Report

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I am most attracted to the anime race

Real women cannot compare to 2D pussy

Real women reject me because of my obesity and my poor social skills, but anime girls accept me for who I am

Society rejects us beause they do not understand. In fact they do not have the mental capacity to comprehend the sexual pleasures of a anime woman

I do not need affirmation from the corpreal, for the physical world is a tangled web of lies.

What you call "imagination" I call intelligence. The ignorance of the Catholic Church, too laughed at Copernicus' 'imagination' when he unveiled the heliocentric model.

As Jane Austen wrote, "what is essential is invisible to the eye"

If you are truly enlightened like me you will see that it is what exists in eternity, in the ethereal world that will give you true fulfillment. It is the plane inhabited by the gods and spirits, and it is the world in which my waifu resides.

Just as in the Platonic cave, what you see as a crude drawing is merely a facade. You are the caveman, merely glimpsing at the facade and taking it as a reality. I see beyond the representation. Where you see lines and cels, I see a goddess, I see Asuna-chan's true essence that lies in the eternal and immaterial. Keep pumping that mortal flesh, boy, while I commune in a higher plane of being

Yesterday, I had sex with my waifu, Asuna-chan from Sword Art Online. You may ask how this is possible. It was possible due to my sheer mental intelligence and brain capacity. I closed my eyes and directed my mental energies toward channeling Asuna-chan into the realm of the corpreal. It was my mind that bridged the gaps between dimensions and multiverses to allow Asuna-chan to cross over in to my reality

"I'm so glad I can see you, Sonico80085..." she whispered into my ear as she materialised before me in my mental and ethereal plane. "You expended so much mental energy just to see me..." I felt her gentle anime breath against my ear, she smelled like Sakura flowers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:32:04 No.6573593 Report

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"Konnichiwa, Asuna-chan", I said, "I daisuki you very much. I want you now"

Asuna-chan nodded meekly and pulled down her frilly pink panties to reveal her glistening womanhood, dripping with desire. I plunged straight in. We had the longest sex ever of 5 hours straight. I felt her soft anime skin against my belly, her nails digging against my back as I thrust ceaselessly, like Thomas Newcomen's 1712 Steam Engine if it was powered by the flames of passion. Soon, I came, and thick glopping semen burst out of my throbbing member into Asuna-chan

"Sonico80085... you're so kawaii" said Asuna chan "I hope we can do this again." I wished I could have stayed with her longer, but I had exhausted most of my mental energy and I had to say ggoodbye. The wormhole closed as my powerful mind decided to take a well-earned break, having used up 64.589% of its abilities.

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:32:03 No.6573594 Report

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>>6573586
well usually i only blog when im in happy day threads
and i dont really want a name
>filtered norwegians
ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:34:11 No.6573604 Report

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The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:34:36 No.6573606 Report

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>>6573594
if I can't unsubscribe i'm gonna leave nasty comments instead

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:36:16 No.6573611 Report

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>>6573606
mmmmmmm
ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:36:50 No.6573612 Report

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHITALY JUST DIE OKAY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:38:37 No.6573734 Report

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Hello

I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the Secret with you till further Notice, you have no need of knowing who i am, where am from, till i make out a space for us to see, i have being paid $50,000.00 in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employers, its one i believe you call a Friend, and also you , i have followed you closely with CCTV camera for one week and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the Accusation, do not contact the Police or try to send a copy of this to them, or Anyone because if you do i will know, ans Might be Forced/Pushed to do what i have being paid to do, beside, this is the first time i turned out to be a Betrayer in my job.

Now, listen, i will arrange for us to see face to face but before that i need the amount of $80,000.00 and you will have nothing to be afraid of. I will be coming to see you in your office or home determine where you wish we meet, do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation, my employer is in my control now, you will need to pay $20,000.00 to the account i will provide for you, before we will set out first meeting, after you have make the first advance payment to the account, i will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate you, which will be enough evidence for you to take to court (if you wish to), then the balance will be paid later.

You don't need my phone contact for now till am assured you are ready to comply good.

LUCKY YOU.

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:39:03 No.6573737 Report

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>>6573551
Maggy wouldn't say "n" word
>>6573552
Lurking, lurking.. but which boards~?
ᴬᶫˢᵒ
>Bus id
>>6573554
>>>/ck/
It's all the same shitpost, just about food =w=
>>>/tv/ sounds based though - I've heard many tales of that place~
But yeah, after discovering /bant/, it became all I need from 4chan.
>>6573556
Sore day with many changes - gotta accustom to new situations, ayy..
I'm not complaining though, it's probably for the better~
Oh, and ᵘʰᵐᵐ⋅⋅
I might have some problems making happy days from now on ʕ•ᴥ•`ʔ
I should be able to return home before 8 PM most of the times, but can't promise anything.
How are ya doing, buddy?
>>6573562
>wanting me to make a pixel art of anything that would take more than 20 - 40 min to make
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ You know, I really appreciate how well you think about me, but naah~..
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ heh.
>>6573567
>>6573578
Aaaaaa with such a speed, you will filter whole /bant/ in a week!
Did you un-filtred Norway already?
>>6573588
Cool, very coole.. ( ´ ▽ ` )b
Nice seeing people of different likings and mindset towards their favorite boards.
Seeing that /bant/ isn't just for some highly dedicated posters makes it way coozier~
Nices "+" in id o/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:39:58 No.6573740 Report

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“Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance."

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:41:11 No.6573744 Report

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>>6573737
Honestly I'm glad because I don't wanna have to wait then
quick! make the pixel "ᵃʳᵗ" and post!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:42:07 No.6573747 Report

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This is very much retarded and sick act.I don't know whats your background and wont care to but I seriously doubt your upbringing and surrounding and don't think its anything better than any roadside slum dweller or may be worst. This is very serious personal comments and for me you are the worst idiotic ratarded soul I have ever come across. I don't know your social stature but cant think of anything more than a stray dog and its time for you to be caged like the municipal corporation catch hold of stray dogs. I dare you share your contact details if you have guts to, I would anyways will get that legally and by all means but its an open challenge.Well, I know Street dogs can't be tamed by intellectual talks and will go on barking unless treated the way they should be treated.I could use more abusive language here which I very much feel I should have been because cases like you need to be dealt that way rather than these comments but again, one last time, I would ask you to remove this comment with immediate effect and I seriously mean it or deal with me in person if you have guts to..I will show you ,your family and whoever around you what is meant by real bashing and banging.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zHZBus6l Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:42:18 No.6573748 Report

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>>6573737
The main boards I lurked were probably /v/ /pol/ and /wsg/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:33DGKkw1 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:43:25 No.6573750 Report

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>>6573737
I'm doing okay, tired right now, but okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:44:37 No.6573755 Report

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>>6573551
change your flags you've made yukka sad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:44:37 No.6573756 Report

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Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:45:05 No.6573758 Report

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Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:45:45 No.6573762 Report

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:45:45 No.6573763 Report

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ᴀLwᴀʏs RemʙeR Hᴀppʏ dᴀʏ, ᴀɴoɴe..!

If you don't wanna smile - let others be cheery for you o/
Having a sad day isn't the end of the world, but spreading it across other souls may indeed just make it for a way worse~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MehLyaZIs-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JIR_5-qwoQ&feature=youtu.be
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1SEy7hcacDW
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08Yhjw6MLyg
ᵒᶰᶦʰˢ+ᵐʸ'ˢ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍˢ⋅⋅!
currently out of order /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
ᴱᵇᶦᶰ ʸᵒᵘᵀᵘᵇᵉ ˢᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒᶰ
https://pastebin.com/GHaF5QKY
ᴿᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵏᶦᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᶜʳᵉᵉᶰᶜᵃᵖˢ⋅⋅!
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o4vRQWKGsSo6VBl86XqOUxkMcCUtUmn2
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1kJfjlYhk6Zp9ClSUNoOFoG83Rq9w56VX
https://imgur.com/gallery/WT6qGnX
https://imgur.com/gallery/w2qnI
https://imgur.com/a/YxgzY
https://imgur.com/a/t0XLp
https://imgur.com/a/CHhfa
ᶜᵒᵒᶫᵉ ᵐᵘˢᶦᶜ
https://pastebin.com/gXRFNJ6v
ᶜᵃᵗʰᵃʳˢᶦˢ, ᵐᵒᵒᵈ & ˢᵒᵘᶫ ᶜᶫᵉᵃᶰˢᶦᶰᵍ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5v9cJpg6s8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sTpMjD6zt8&index=3&list=PLP0jCPw9IPWi-Tjr88g5HUvQuqY1asTP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdiiLLCqhM&index=1&list=PLF0D6DE563A2AD217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmy6rcn_v3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICpRT855-DI
ˢᶦᵐᵖᶫʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵛᵃᶫᵘᵃᵇᶫᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ⋅
https://pastebin.com/KyJx201P

https://funposting.online
https://coolcirnoclub.club
http://dankmaymays.com/
ᴼᵘʳ ʷᶦᵏᶦ ᵃʳᵗᶦᶜᶫᵉ
https://coolcirnoclub.club/index.php?title=Namefags_and_Avatarfags#Happy_day

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Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:46:02 No.6573764 Report

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Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:46:21 No.6573765 Report

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Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:46:37 No.6573766 Report

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Appendix: How to Apply These Terms to Your New Programs

If you develop a new program, and you want it to be of the greatest
possible use to humanity, the best way to achieve this is to make it
free software which everyone can redistribute and change under these
terms.

To do so, attach the following notices to the program. It is safest to
attach them to the start of each source file to most effectively convey
the exclusion of warranty; and each file should have at least the
"copyright" line and a pointer to where the full notice is found.

<one line to give the program's name and a brief idea of what it does.>
Copyright (C) 19yy <name of author>

This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
any later version.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
GNU General Public License for more details.

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston MA 02110-1301 USA.

Also add information on how to contact you by electronic and paper mail.

If the program is interactive, make it output a short notice like this
when it starts in an interactive mode:

Gnomovision version 69, Copyright (C) 19xx name of author
Gnomovision comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY; for details type `show w'.
This is free software, and you are welcome to redistribute it
under certain conditions; type `show c' for details.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:THBDBVVy Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:46:47 No.6573768 Report

Quoted By: >>6573977

stupid manchild
/xzmLZC+G/;stub:no;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:46:53 No.6573769 Report

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The hypothetical commands `show w' and `show c' should show the
appropriate parts of the General Public License. Of course, the
commands you use may be called something other than `show w' and `show
c'; they could even be mouse-clicks or menu items--whatever suits your
program.

You should also get your employer (if you work as a programmer) or your
school, if any, to sign a "copyright disclaimer" for the program, if
necessary. Here a sample; alter the names:

Yoyodyne, Inc., hereby disclaims all copyright interest in the
program `Gnomovision' (a program to direct compilers to make passes
at assemblers) written by James Hacker.

<signature of Ty Coon>, 1 April 1989
Ty Coon, President of Vice

That's all there is to it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U884QwPR Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:47:12 No.6573774 Report

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I started lurking around 2014/15. Really stuck around when Bant came around

Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:tpOectBJ Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:47:34 No.6573775 Report

Quoted By: >>6573950 >>6574090

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:48:06 No.6573777 Report

Quoted By: >>6573977

>>6573551
don't change your flags. I like them.

Bizaяяe

Bizaяяe ID:JMgy/EaW Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:48:15 No.6573778 Report

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>>6573763
REMPORD !! ;3

Oracle

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Oracle ID:MD2oEcQm Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:48:45 No.6573780 Report

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>>6573473
Im a long time /f/ and /po/ lurker that happened to stray to /b/ and /bant/ when it was founded
Ive been here since i was probably underage, which is almost a decade
A decade of decadence one could say
Im happy to say i gave a final push to my text and already send more then 23k words for my mentor to analysis, it was a hard work but possible in the end

Have this pixel art also

Oracle

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Oracle ID:MD2oEcQm Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:50:02 No.6573789 Report

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>>6573763
Rembemberd

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:50:06 No.6573790 Report

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>>6573763
rembered and munched

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Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:53:51 No.6573936 Report

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>>6573763
spaghetti

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Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:55:24 No.6573948 Report

Quoted By: >>6573956 >>6573977

>>6573540
s-o-y

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9axe2d/I Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:55:33 No.6573950 Report

Quoted By: >>6573977 >>6574004

>>6573775
A fucking gun

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:56:05 No.6573956 Report

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>>6573948
stupid spanish poster

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Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:57:15 No.6573969 Report

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>>6573956
so-yo-bo-yo

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:58:20 No.6573977 Report

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>>6573768
>nearly whole capitalized id
Sweet, sweet Flanchan~!
>>6573748
Good, that adds some flexibility in general taste /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
>>6573750
In the end, we all live to be tired =w=
>>6573755
But Maggy and Janky both post from Russia ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ
>ᵇᵃᶰᵗ-ᶠᶫᵃᵍˢ
They both change them regulary, aren't they~?
>>6573774
N i c e
Based id by the way~
>>6573777 ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵒ/
>>6573780
>>>/po/
Ancient boards must prove to be great places to seek divination in becoming Oracle, muhm /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
>23k words of le knowledge
You did good, you very nice =w=
Have yourself a cookie or something~
ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵖʳᵒᵛᶦᵈᵉ ʸᵃ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃᶰʸ ʷʰᶦᶫᵉ ʰᵃᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗʳᶦᵉˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵃ ˢᵉᵃ ᶦᶰ ᵇᵉᵗʷᵉᵉᶰ ᵒ/
>>6573948
SSP, more like a hero /bant/ needs but didn't deserve ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
>>6573950
>axe 2d
For chomping in anime battles /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:58:41 No.6573978 Report

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>>6573969
yeah whatever go do more cardio before you have to go watch the latest marvel movie again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FzildJe2 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:59:08 No.6573984 Report

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Once upon a time, in the province of Westphalia, at the castle of his lordship the Baron von Thunder-ten-Tronckh, there lived a boy of very sweet disposition. His mind could be read in his face. He was fairly intelligent, yet his general outlook was one of utter simplicity. Probably this was why he acquired the name of Candide.

The older servants of the household suspected that he was the son of his lordship's sister, the reputed father being a neighboring landowner. The sister had refused to marry him, although he was an agreeable and worthy man, because his coat-of-arms had only seventy-one quarterings—the others having disappeared in the storms of time.

The Baron was one of the most powerful noblemen in Westphalia; as was evidenced by the fact that his castle had a great gate and windows, and its hall was hung with tapestry. The dogs that ran about his farms could at a pinch be mustered into a pack for hunting, at which his stablemen served as whippers-in. His grand chaplain was the village parson. Everyone called him "My Lord", and laughed at his anecdotes.

Her ladyship the Baroness weighed about twenty-five stone. This contributed greatly to her prestige, which was enhanced by the dignity with which she did the honors of the house. The daughter, whose name was Cunégonde, was seventeen years old, fresh complexioned, plump, and attractive. The son of the house had the reputation of being "a chip off the old block".

The family had a household oracle, a tutor named Pangloss. Young Candide absorbed his teachings with the open-hearted simplicity of his age and nature. These teachings were metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigological. Pangloss could prove to everybody's satisfaction that there is no effect without a cause: furthermore, that in this best of all possible worlds the Baron's castle was the finest of castles, and the Baroness the finest of all possible baronesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FzildJe2 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:59:35 No.6573989 Report

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"It is demonstrable," Pangloss would say, "that things cannot be other than they are. For, since everything is made for a purpose, everything must be for the best possible purpose. Noses, you observe, were made to support spectacles: consequently, we have spectacles. Legs, it is plain, were created to wear breeches, and are supplied with them. Stone was made to be quarried, and built into castles: that is why his lordship has such a fine castle—for the greatest baron in the province must of necessity also be the best housed. Pigs were made to be eaten: so we eat pork all the year round. It follows that those who say that everything is good are talking foolishly: what they should say is that everything is for the best."1

Candide listened attentively to all this, and believed it. For his part, he thought Mistress Cunégonde extremely beautiful, though he never had the courage to tell her so. He concluded that, next to the happiness of being born a Baron von Thunder-ten-Tronckh, the second degree of happiness was to be Mistress Cunégonde; the third, to see her every day; and the fourth, to be taught by Dr. Pangloss, the greatest philosopher in the province, and, therefore, in the whole world.

One day Cunégonde was walking near the castle, in the little copse which was known as "the park", when through the bushes she saw Dr. Pangloss giving a lesson in applied physics to her mother's maid, a pretty and obliging little brunette. Having an inborn passion for natural science, Cunégonde, without betraying her presence, watched the doctor's repeated demonstrations. She had no difficulty in understanding his "sufficing reason"—a phrase that he often used—or the sequence of causes and effects. She returned home in a state of pensive agitation, filled with a desire for knowledge and reflecting that she herself might well become young Candide's "sufficing reason"—and vice versa.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FzildJe2 Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:59:44 No.6573992 Report

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On her way back to the castle, she met Candide. She blushed, and greeted him in a faltering voice. Candide blushed too, and spoke without knowing what he said.

Next day, as they were leaving the table after dinner, Cunégonde and Candide found themselves behind a screen. Cunégonde dropped her handkerchief, and Candide picked it up. She artlessly seized his hand, and the youth artlessly kissed hers—with remarkable warmth, intensity and grace. Their lips met, their eyes sparkled, their knees trembled, their hands strayed . . .

Baron von Thunder-ten-Tronckh, who happened to pass by the screen, observed this interplay of cause and effect. He drove Candide out of the castle, with vigorous kicks from behind. Cunégonde fainted, and on coming to was smacked by the Baroness. There was consternation in the finest and best of all possible castles.

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Anonymous ID:wI6RfyGW Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:59:47 No.6573993 Report

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some police stop di car, and a mi tell di man. man dem search up di car, and find di ganja
and just becah we neva wan' go a'jail

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Anonymous ID:9axe2d/I Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:01:03 No.6573997 Report

Quoted By: >>6574084 >>6574090

>>6573977
Nice

Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P

Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:tpOectBJ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:01:39 No.6574004 Report

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>>6573950
do-nut bully

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Anonymous ID:0mkHdc9/ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:02:08 No.6574006 Report

Quoted By: >>6574110

>rembered!1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i8/jmerY Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:02:22 No.6574007 Report

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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is
where I was born, an what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents
were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of
crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first
place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about
two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re
quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all--
I’m not saying that--but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell
you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I’ll just tell you about this
madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty
run-down and had to come out here and take it easy. I mean that’s all I told D.B.
about, and he’s my brother and all. He’s in Hollywood. That isn’t too far from this
crumby place, and he comes over and visits me practically every week end. He’s
going to drive me home when I go home next month maybe. He just got a Jaguar.
One of those little English jobs that can do around two hundred miles an hour. It
cost him damn near four thousand bucks. He’s got a lot of dough, now. He didn’t
use to. He used to be just a regular writer, when he was home. He wrote this
terrific book of short stories, The Secret Goldfish, in case you never heard of him.
The best one in it was “The Secret Goldfish.” It was about this little kid that
wouldn’t let anybody look at his goldfish because he’d bought it with his own
money. It killed me. Now he’s out in Hollywood, D.B., being a prostitute. If there’s
one thing I hate, it’s the movies. Don’t even mention them to me.
Where I want to start telling is the day I left Pencey Prep. Pencey Prep is this
school that’s in Agerstown, Pennsylvania.

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Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:02:37 No.6574010 Report

Quoted By: >>6574018

>>6573977

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:03:01 No.6574012 Report

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You probably heard of it. You’ve
probably seen the ads, anyway. They advertise in about a thousand magazines,
always showing some hotshot guy on a horse jumping over a fence. Like as if all
you ever did at Pencey was play polo all the time. I never even once saw a horse
anywhere near the place. And underneath the guy on the horse’s picture, it
always says: “Since 1888 we have been molding boys into splendid, clear-thinking
young men.” Strictly for the birds. They don’t do any damn more molding at
3
Pencey than they do at any other school. And I didn’t know anybody there that
was splendid and clear-thinking and all. Maybe two guys. If that many. And they
probably came to Pencey that way.
Anyway, it was the Saturday of the football game with Saxon Hall. The game with
Saxon Hall was supposed to be a very big deal around Pencey. It was the last
game of the year, and you were supposed to commit suicide or something if old
Pencey didn’t win. I remember around three o’clock that afternoon I was standing
way the hell up on top of Thomsen Hill, right next to this crazy cannon that was
in the Revolutionary War and all. You could see the whole field from there, and
you could see the two teams bashing each other all over the place. You couldn’t
see the grandstand too hot, but you could hear them all yelling, deep and terrific
on the Pencey side, because practically the whole school except me was there,
and scrawny and faggy on the Saxon Hall side, because the visiting team hardly
ever brought many people with them.

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:03:29 No.6574014 Report

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There were never many girls at all at the football games. Only seniors were
allowed to bring girls with them. It was a terrible school, no matter how you
looked at it. I like to be somewhere at least where you can see a few girls around
once in a while, even if they’re only scratching their arms or blowing their noses
or even just giggling or something. Old Selma Thurmer--she was the
headmaster’s daughter--showed up at the games quite often, but she wasn’t
exactly the type that drove you mad with desire. She was a pretty nice girl,
though. I sat next to her once in the bus from Agerstown and we sort of struck up
a conversation. I liked her. She had a big nose and her nails were all bitten down
and bleedy-looking and she had on those damn falsies that point all over the
place, but you felt sort of sorry for her. What I liked about her, she didn’t give you
a lot of horse manure about what a great guy her father was. She probably knew
what a phony slob he was.
The reason I was standing way up on Thomsen Hill, instead of down at the game,
was because I’d just got back from New York with the fencing team. I was the
goddam manager of the fencing team. Very big deal. We’d gone in to New York
that morning for this fencing meet with McBurney School. Only, we didn’t have
the meet. I left all the foils and equipment and stuff on the goddam subway. It
wasn’t all my fault. I had to keep getting up to look at this map, so we’d know
where to get off.

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Anonymous ID:wI6RfyGW Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:04:18 No.6574018 Report

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>>6574010
mmm bury girlie y don t u loosen dat collar n sit on me lappe mhaha

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:04:27 No.6574020 Report

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So we got back to Pencey around two-thirty instead of around
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dinnertime. The whole team ostracized me the whole way back on the train. It
was pretty funny, in a way.
The other reason I wasn’t down at the game was because I was on my way to say
good-by to old Spencer, my history teacher. He had the grippe, and I figured I
probably wouldn’t see him again till Christmas vacation started. He wrote me this
note saying he wanted to see me before I went home. He knew I wasn’t coming
back to Pencey.
I forgot to tell you about that. They kicked me out. I wasn’t supposed to come
back after Christmas vacation on account of I was flunking four subjects and not
applying myself and all. They gave me frequent warning to start applying myself--
especially around midterms, when my parents came up for a conference with old
Thurmer--but I didn’t do it. So I got the ax. They give guys the ax quite frequently
at Pencey. It has a very good academic rating, Pencey. It really does.
Anyway, it was December and all, and it was cold as a witch’s teat, especially on
top of that stupid hill. I only had on my reversible and no gloves or anything. The
week before that, somebody’d stolen my camel’s-hair coat right out of my room,
with my fur- lined gloves right in the pocket and all. Pencey was full of crooks.
Quite a few guys came from these very wealthy families, but it was full of crooks
anyway. The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has--I’m not kidding.
Anyway, I kept standing next to that crazy cannon, looking down at the game and
freezing my ass off. Only, I wasn’t watching the game too much.

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>>6573977
Also i handmade all the pixel art i posted until now using dotpic application and that big pixel artsy things reddit created last year
And i had something like a cookie, i bough a fancy bag of chips and had an oath to only open it when the job was done
/po/ and /f/ are magical places, they say a lot without words and direct communication

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Anonymous ID:33DGKkw1 Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:04:38 No.6574022 Report

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>>6573763
rembered!

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:04:48 No.6574023 Report

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What I was really
hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a good-by. I mean I’ve left
schools and places I didn’t even know I was leaving them. I hate that. I don’t care
if it’s a sad good-by or a bad goodby, but when I leave a place I like to know I’m
leaving it. If you don’t, you feel even worse.
I was lucky. All of a sudden I thought of something that helped make me know I
was getting the hell out. I suddenly remembered this time, in around October,
that I and Robert Tichener and Paul Campbell were chucking a football around,
in front of the academic building. They were nice guys, especially Tichener. It was
just before dinner and it was getting pretty dark out, but we kept chucking the
ball around anyway. It kept getting darker and darker, and we could hardly see
the ball any more, but we didn’t want to stop doing what we were doing. Finally
we had to. This teacher that taught biology, Mr. Zambesi, stuck his head out of
this window in the academic building and told us to go back to the dorm and get
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ready for dinner. If I get a chance to remember that kind of stuff, I can get a goodby
when I need one--at least, most of the time I can. As soon as I got it, I turned
around and started running down the other side of the hill, toward old Spencer’s
house. He didn’t live on the campus.

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>>6573473
ELO POLEN! ^O^
how do you like them potatoes?

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>>6573763
Rambered!

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:06:03 No.6574030 Report

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He lived on Anthony Wayne Avenue.
I ran all the way to the main gate, and then I waited a second till I got my breath.
I have no wind, if you want to know the truth. I’m quite a heavy smoker, for one
thing--that is, I used to be. They made me cut it out. Another thing, I grew six
and a half inches last year. That’s also how I practically got t.b. and came out
here for all these goddam checkups and stuff. I’m pretty healthy, though.
Anyway, as soon as I got my breath back I ran across Route 204. It was icy as
hell and I damn near fell down. I don’t even know what I was running for-- I
guess I just felt like it. After I got across the road, I felt like I was sort of
disappearing. It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun
out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a
road.
Boy, I rang that doorbell fast when I got to old Spencer’s house. I was really
frozen. My ears were hurting and I could hardly move my fingers at all. “C’mon,
c’mon,” I said right out loud, almost, “somebody open the door.” Finally old Mrs.
Spencer opened. it. They didn’t have a maid or anything, and they always opened
the door themselves. They didn’t have too much dough.
“Holden!” Mrs. Spencer said. “How lovely to see you! Come in, dear! Are you
frozen to death?” I think she was glad to see me. She liked me. At least, I think
she did.

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Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:06:20 No.6574033 Report

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These fucking people don't understand that they will be banned, all their posts erased making more space when the thread got clean, this makes the thread lasting even longer.

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:06:49 No.6574036 Report

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Boy, did I get in that house fast. “How are you, Mrs. Spencer?” I said. “How’s Mr.
Spencer?”
“Let me take your coat, dear,” she said. She didn’t hear me ask her how Mr.
Spencer was. She was sort of deaf.
She hung up my coat in the hall closet, and I sort of brushed my hair back with
my hand. I wear a crew cut quite frequently and I never have to comb it much.
“How’ve you been, Mrs. Spencer?” I said again, only louder, so she’d hear me.
“I’ve been just fine, Holden.” She closed the closet door. “How have you been?”
The way she asked me, I knew right away old Spencer’d told her I’d been kicked
out.
“Fine,” I said. “How’s Mr. Spencer? He over his grippe yet?”
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“Over it! Holden, he’s behaving like a perfect-- I don’t know what. . . He’s in his
room, dear. Go right in.”
They each had their own room and all. They were both around seventy years old,
or even more than that. They got a bang out of things, though--in a haif-assed
way, of course. I know that sounds mean to say, but I don’t mean it mean. I just
mean that I used to think about old Spencer quite a lot, and if you thought about
him too much, you wondered what the heck he was still living for. I

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:07:18 No.6574039 Report

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I mean he was
all stooped over, and he had very terrible posture, and in class, whenever he
dropped a piece of chalk at the blackboard, some guy in the first row always had
to get up and pick it up and hand it to him. That’s awful, in my opinion. But if
you thought about him just enough and not too much, you could figure it out
that he wasn’t doing too bad for himself. For instance, one Sunday when some
other guys and I were over there for hot chocolate, he showed us this old beat-up
Navajo blanket that he and Mrs. Spencer’d bought off some Indian in Yellowstone
Park. You could tell old Spencer’d got a big bang out of buying it. That’s what I
mean. You take somebody old as hell, like old Spencer, and they can get a big
bang out of buying a blanket.
His door was open, but I sort of knocked on it anyway, just to be polite and all. I
could see where he was sitting. He was sitting in a big leather chair, all wrapped
up in that blanket I just told you about. He looked over at me when I knocked.
“Who’s that?” he yelled. “Caulfield? Come in, boy.” He was always yelling, outside
class. It got on your nerves sometimes.
The minute I went in, I was sort of sorry I’d come. He was reading the Atlantic
Monthly, and there were pills and medicine all over the place, and everything
smelled like Vicks Nose Drops. It was pretty depressing. I’m not too crazy about
sick people, anyway. What made it even more depressing, old Spencer had on this
very sad, ratty old bathrobe that he was probably born in or something. I don’t
much like to see old guys in their pajamas and bathrobes anyway. Their bumpy
old chests are always showing. And their legs. Old guys’ legs, at beaches and
places, always look so white and unhairy. “Hello, sir,” I said. “I got your note.
Thanks a lot.” He’d written me this note asking me to stop by and say good-by
before vacation started, on account of I wasn’t coming back. “You didn’t have to
do all that. I’d have come over to say good-by anyway.”

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:07:40 No.6574041 Report

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“Have a seat there, boy,” old Spencer said. He meant the bed.
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I sat down on it. “How’s your grippe, sir?”
“M’boy, if I felt any better I’d have to send for the doctor,” old Spencer said. That
knocked him out. He started chuckling like a madman. Then he finally
straightened himself out and said, “Why aren’t you down at the game? I thought
this was the day of the big game.”
“It is. I was. Only, I just got back from New York with the fencing team,” I said.
Boy, his bed was like a rock.
He started getting serious as hell. I knew he would. “So you’re leaving us, eh?” he
said.
“Yes, sir. I guess I am.”
He started going into this nodding routine. You never saw anybody nod as much
in your life as old Spencer did. You never knew if he was nodding a lot because he
was thinking and all, or just because he was a nice old guy that didn’t know his
ass from his elbow.
“What did Dr. Thurmer say to you, boy? I understand you had quite a little chat.”
“Yes, we did. We really did. I was in his office for around two hours, I guess.”
“What’d he say to you?”

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:07:58 No.6574045 Report

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“Oh. . . well, about Life being a game and all. And how you should play it
according to the rules. He was pretty nice about it. I mean he didn’t hit the ceiling
or anything. He just kept talking about Life being a game and all. You know.”
“Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules.”
“Yes, sir. I know it is. I know it.”
Game, my ass. Some game. If you get on the side where all the hot-shots are,
then it’s a game, all right--I’ll admit that. But if you get on the other side, where
there aren’t any hot-shots, then what’s a game about it? Nothing. No game. “Has
Dr. Thurmer written to your parents yet?” old Spencer asked me.
“He said he was going to write them Monday.”
“Have you yourself communicated with them?”
“No, sir, I haven’t communicated with them, because I’ll probably see them
Wednesday night when I get home.”
“And how do you think they’ll take the news?”
“Well. . . they’ll be pretty irritated about it,” I said. “They really will. This is about
the fourth school I’ve gone to.” I shook my head. I shake my head quite a lot.
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“Boy!” I said. I also say “Boy!” quite a lot. Partly because I have a lousy
vocabulary and partly because I act quite young for my age sometimes. I was
sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen.
It’s really ironical, because I’m six foot two and a half and I have gray hair. I really
do. The one side of my head--the right side-- is full of millions of gray hairs. I’ve
had them ever since I was a kid. And yet I still act sometimes like I was only
about twelve. Everybody says that, especially my father. It’s partly true, too, but it
isn’t all true. People always think something’s all true. I don’t give a damn, except
that I get bored sometimes when people tell me to act my age. Sometimes I act a
lot older than I am-- I really do--but people never notice it. People never notice
anything

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:08:16 No.6574047 Report

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Old Spencer started nodding again. He also started picking his nose. He made out
like he was only pinching it, but he was really getting the old thumb right in
there. I guess he thought it was all right to do because it was only me that was in
the room. I didn’t care, except that it’s pretty disgusting to watch somebody pick
their nose.
Then he said, “I had the privilege of meeting your mother and dad when they had
their little chat with Dr. Thurmer some weeks ago. They’re grand people.”
“Yes, they are. They’re very nice.”
Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
Then all of a sudden old Spencer looked like he had something very good,
something sharp as a tack, to say to me. He sat up more in his chair and sort of
moved around. It was a false alarm, though. All he did was lift the Atlantic
Monthly off his lap and try to chuck it on the bed, next to me. He missed. It was
only about two inches away, but he missed anyway. I got up and picked it up and
put it down on the bed. All of a sudden then, I wanted to get the hell out of the
room. I could feel a terrific lecture coming on. I didn’t mind the idea so much, but
I didn’t feel like being lectured to and smell Vicks Nose Drops and look at old
Spencer in his pajamas and bathrobe all at the same time. I really didn’t.
It started, all right. “What’s the matter with you, boy?” old Spencer said. He said
it pretty tough, too, for him. “How many subjects did you carry this term?”
“Five, sir.”
“Five. And how many are you failing in?”

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:08:34 No.6574048 Report

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“Four.” I moved my ass a little bit on the bed. It was the hardest bed I ever sat on.
“I passed English all right,” I said, “because I had all that Beowulf and Lord
Randal My Son stuff when I was at the Whooton School. I mean I didn’t have to
do any work in English at all hardly, except write compositions once in a while.”
He wasn’t even listening. He hardly ever listened to you when you said something.
“I flunked you in history because you knew absolutely nothing.”
“I know that, sir. Boy, I know it. You couldn’t help it.”
“Absolutely nothing,” he said over again. That’s something that drives me crazy.
When people say something twice that way, after you admit it the first time. Then
he said it three times. “But absolutely nothing. I doubt very much if you opened
your textbook even once the whole term. Did you? Tell the truth, boy.”
“Well, I sort of glanced through it a couple of times,” I told him. I didn’t want to
hurt his feelings. He was mad about history.
“You glanced through it, eh?” he said--very sarcastic. “Your, ah, exam paper is
over there on top of my chiffonier. On top of the pile. Bring it here, please.”
It was a very dirty trick, but I went over and brought it over to him-- I didn’t have
any alternative or anything. Then I sat down on his cement bed again. Boy, you
can’t imagine how sorry I was getting that I’d stopped by to say good-by to him.
He started handling my exam paper like it was a turd or something. “We studied
the Egyptians from November 4th to December 2nd,” he said. “You chose to write
about them for the optional essay question. Would you care to hear what you had
to say?”
“No, sir, not very much,” I said.
He read it anyway, though. You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do
something. They just do it.

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:08:55 No.6574050 Report

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The Egyptians were an ancient race of Caucasians residing in one of the northern
sections of Africa. The latter as we all know is the largest continent in the Eastern
Hemisphere. I had to sit there and listen to that crap. It certainly was a dirty
trick. The Egyptians are extremely interesting to us today for various reasons.
Modern science would still like to know what the secret ingredients were that the
Egyptians used when they wrapped up dead people so that their faces would not
rot for innumerable centuries. This interesting riddle is still quite a challenge to
modern science in the twentieth century.
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He stopped reading and put my paper down. I was beginning to sort of hate him.
“Your essay, shall we say, ends there,” he said in this very sarcastic voice. You
wouldn’t think such an old guy would be so sarcastic and all. “However, you
dropped me a little note, at the bottom of the page,” he said.
“I know I did,” I said. I said it very fast because I wanted to stop him before he
started reading that out loud. But you couldn’t stop him. He was hot as a
firecracker.
DEAR MR. SPENCER [he read out loud]. That is all I know about the Egyptians. I
can’t seem to get very interested in them although your lectures are very
interesting. It is all right with me if you flunk me though as I am flunking
everything else except English anyway.
Respectfully yours, HOLDEN CAULFIELD.

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Anonymous ID:07wyTZaL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:09:16 No.6574052 Report

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He put my goddam paper down then and looked at me like he’d just beaten hell
out of me in ping-pong or something. I don’t think I’ll ever forgive him for reading
me that crap out loud. I wouldn’t’ve read it out loud to him if he’d written it-- I
really wouldn’t. In the first place, I’d only written that damn note so that he
wouldn’t feel too bad about flunking me.
“Do you blame me for flunking you, boy?” he said.
“No, sir! I certainly don’t,” I said. I wished to hell he’d stop calling me “boy” all the
time. He tried chucking my exam paper on the bed when he was through with it.
Only, he missed again, naturally. I had to get up again and pick it up and put it
on top of the Atlantic Monthly. It’s boring to do that every two minutes.
“What would you have done in my place?” he said. “Tell the truth, boy.” Well, you
could see he really felt pretty lousy about flunking me. So I shot the bull for a
while. I told him I was a real moron, and all that stuff. I told him how I would’ve
done exactly the same thing if I’d been in his place, and how most people didn’t
appreciate how tough it is being a teacher. That kind of stuff. The old bull. The
funny thing is, though, I was sort of thinking of something else while I shot the
bull. I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park,
down near Central Park South. I was wondering if it would be frozen over when I
got home, and if it was, where did the ducks go. I was wondering where the ducks
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went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over. I wondered if some guy came in
a truck and took them away to a zoo or something. Or if they just flew away.

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Anonymous ID:dGYRUQ5W Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:09:56 No.6574057 Report

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I’m
lucky, though. I mean I could shoot the old bull to old Spencer and think about
those ducks at the same time. It’s funny. You don’t have to think too hard when
you talk to a teacher. All of a sudden, though, he interrupted me while I was
shooting the bull. He was always interrupting you.
“How do you feel about all this, boy? I’d be very interested to know. Very
interested.”
“You mean about my flunking out of Pencey and all?” I said. I sort of wished he’d
cover up his bumpy chest. It wasn’t such a beautiful view.
“If I’m not mistaken, I believe you also had some difficulty at the Whooton School
and at Elkton Hills.” He didn’t say it just sarcastic, but sort of nasty, too.
“I didn’t have too much difficulty at Elkton Hills,” I told him. “I didn’t exactly
flunk out or anything. I just quit, sort of.”
“Why, may I ask?”
“Why? Oh, well it’s a long story, sir. I mean it’s pretty complicated.” I didn’t feel
like going into the whole thing with him. He wouldn’t have understood it anyway.
It wasn’t up his alley at all. One of the biggest reasons I left Elkton Hills was
because I was surrounded by phonies. That’s all. They were coming in the
goddam window. For instance, they had this headmaster, Mr. Haas, that was the
phoniest bastard I ever met in my life. Ten times worse than old Thurmer. On
Sundays, for instance, old Haas went around shaking hands with everybody’s
parents when they drove up to school. He’d be charming as hell and all. Except if
some boy had little old funny-looking parents. You should’ve seen the way he did
with my roommate’s parents. I mean if a boy’s mother was sort of fat or cornylooking
or something, and if somebody’s father was one of those guys that wear
those suits with very big shoulders and corny black-and-white shoes, then old
Hans would just shake hands with them and give them a phony smile and then
he’d go talk, for maybe a half an hour, with somebody else’s parents. I can’t stand
that stuff. It drives me crazy.

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Anonymous ID:THBDBVVy Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:10:31 No.6574059 Report

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>>6574033
manchildren desu

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Anonymous ID:dGYRUQ5W Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:10:43 No.6574060 Report

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y. It makes me so depressed I go crazy. I hated that
goddam Elkton Hills.
Old Spencer asked me something then, but I didn’t hear him. I was thinking
about old Haas. “What, sir?” I said.
“Do you have any particular qualms about leaving Pencey?”
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“Oh, I have a few qualms, all right. Sure. . . but not too many. Not yet, anyway. I
guess it hasn’t really hit me yet. It takes things a while to hit me. All I’m doing
right now is thinking about going home Wednesday. I’m a moron.”
“Do you feel absolutely no concern for your future, boy?”
“Oh, I feel some concern for my future, all right. Sure. Sure, I do.” I thought
about it for a minute. “But not too much, I guess. Not too much, I guess.”
“You will,” old Spencer said. “You will, boy. You will when it’s too late.”
I didn’t like hearing him say that. It made me sound dead or something. It was
very depressing. “I guess I will,” I said.
“I’d like to put some sense in that head of yours, boy. I’m trying to help you. I’m
trying to help you, if I can.”
He really was, too. You could see that. But it was just that we were too much on
opposite sides ot the pole, that’s all. “I know you are, sir,” I said. “Thanks a lot.
No kidding. I appreciate it. I really do.” I got up from the bed then. Boy, I
couldn’t’ve sat there another ten minutes to save my life. “The thing is, though, I
have to get going now. I have quite a bit of equipment at the gym I have to get to
take home with me. I really do.” He looked up at me and started nodding again,
with this very serious look on his face. I felt sorry as hell for him, all of a sudden.

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Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:11:27 No.6574064 Report

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I hate it when somebody answers that way. “Sure. Sure, they do,” I said. “I mean
it, sir. Please don’t worry about me.” I sort of put my hand on his shoulder.
“Okay?” I said.
“Wouldn’t you like a cup of hot chocolate before you go? Mrs. Spencer would be-
“I would, I really would, but the thing is, I have to get going. I have to go right to
the gym. Thanks, though. Thanks a lot, sir.”
Then we shook hands. And all that crap. It made me feel sad as hell, though.
“I’ll drop you a line, sir. Take care of your grippe, now.”
“Good-by, boy.”
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After I shut the door and started back to the living room, he yelled something at
me, but I couldn’t exactly hear him. I’m pretty sure he yelled “Good luck!” at me,
I hope to hell not. I’d never yell “Good luck!” at anybody. It sounds terrible, when
you think about it.

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Remembered

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>>6574024
Oven fries are my thing, other than that, I like uhh.. everything else that's considered a good potato dish o/
>>6573997
Cute face design, aesthetics and expression /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
>>6574021
>And i had something like a cookie, i bough a fancy bag of chips and had an oath to only open it when the job was done
That's a bad way of handling things - at least for me o/
Good luck on your adventure though <3
>>6574076
Hahah, but that's poop and old gals ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:17:20 No.6574087 Report

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The first thing I remember is being under something. It was a table, I saw a table leg, I saw the legs of the people, and a portion of the tablecloth hanging down. It was dark under there, I liked being under there. It must have been in Germany. I must have been between one and two years old. It was 1922. I felt good under the table. Nobody seemed to know that I was there. There was sunlight upon the rug and on the legs of the people. I liked the sunlight. The legs of the people were not interesting, not like the tablecloth which hung down, not like the table leg, not like the sunlight.
Then there is nothing ... then a Christmas tree. Candles. Bird ornaments: birds with small berry branches in their beaks. A star. Two large people fighting, screaming. People eating, always people eating. I ate too. My spoon was bent so that if I wanted to eat I had to pick the spoon up with my right hand. If I picked it up with my left hand, the spoon bent away from my mouth. I wanted to pick the spoon up with my left hand.
Two people: one larger with curly hair, a big nose, a big mouth, much eyebrow; the larger person always seeming to be angry, often screaming; the smaller person quiet, round of face, paler, with large eyes. I was afraid of both of them. Sometimes there was a third, a fat one who wore dresses with lace at the throat. She wore a large brooch, and had many warts on her face with little hairs growing out of them. “Emily,” they called her. These people didn't seem happy together. Emily was the grandmother, my father's mother. My father's name was “Henry.” My mother's name was “Katherine.” I never spoke to them by name. I was “Henry, Jr.” These people spoke German most of the time and in the beginning I did too.
The first thing I remember my grandmother saying was, “I will bury all of you!” She said this the first time just before we began eating a meal, and she was to say it many times after that, just before we began to eat. Eating seemed very important.

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Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:17:52 No.6574088 Report

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We ate mashed potatoes and gravy, especially on Sundays. We also ate roast beef, knockwurst and sauerkraut, green peas, rhubarb, carrots, spinach, string beans, chicken, meatballs and spaghetti, sometimes mixed with ravioli; there were boiled onions, asparagus, and every Sunday there was strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream. For breakfasts we had french toast and sausages, or there were hotcakes or waffles with bacon and scrambled eggs on the side. And there was always coffee. But what I remember best is all the mashed potatoes and gravy and my grandmother, Emily, saying, “I will bury all of you!”
She visited us often after we came to America, taking the red trolley in from Pasadena to Los Angeles. We only went to see her occasionally, driving out in the Model-T Ford.
I liked my grandmother's house. It was a small house under an overhanging mass of pepper trees. Emily had all her canaries in different cages. I remember one visit best. That evening she went about covering the cages with white hoods so that the birds could sleep. The people sat in chairs and talked. There was a piano and I sat at the piano and hit the keys and listened to the sounds as the people talked. I liked the sound of the keys best up at one end of the piano where there was hardly any sound at all – the sound the keys made was like chips of ice striking against one another.
“Will you stop that?” my father said loudly.
“Let the boy play the piano,” said my grandmother. My mother smiled.
“That boy,” said my grandmother, “when I tried to pick him up out of the cradle to kiss him, he reached up and hit me in the nose!”
They talked some more and I went on playing the piano.
“Why don't you get that thing tuned?” asked my father. Then I was told that we were going to see my grandfather. My grandfather and grandmother were not living together. I was told that my grandfather was a bad man, that his breath stank.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:18:07 No.6574090 Report

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>>6573473
I am utter cancer newfag.3 Years here and I really enjoy it more than I should. This place is addicting in a sense. /a/ and /bant/ are my regurals, with some /vg/ for specific games i like and then /x/ for spooky stories. I wish I was here back when the memes happened now everyone is too jaded for that.
>>6573497
Nice pic you got there I really dig depressing stuff like that.
>>6573775
Stop posting my wife and my otherm wife!!!
>>6573997
bloody lolies are cute!
>>6573763
Remembered!

Man these spams arent even funny. Sry I am not very fast today polen >.<

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:18:15 No.6574091 Report

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again commence the autismo spam

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Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:18:21 No.6574092 Report

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“Why does his breath stink?”
They didn't answer.
“Why does his breath stink?”
“He drinks.”
We got into the Model-T and drove over to see my Grandfather Leonard. As we drove up and stopped he was standing on the porch of his house. He was old but he stood very straight. He had been an army officer in Germany and had come to America when he heard that the streets were paved with gold. They weren't, so he became the head of a construction firm.
The other people didn't get out of the car. Grandfather wiggled a finger at me. Somebody opened a door and I climbed out and walked toward him. His hair was pure white and long and his beard was pure white and long, and as I got closer I saw that his eyes were brilliant, like blue lights watching me. I stopped a little distance away from him.
“Henry,” he said, “you and I, we know each other. Come into the house.”
He held out his hand. As I got closer I could smell the stink of his breath. It was very strong but he was the most beautiful man I had ever seen and I wasn't afraid. I went into his house with him. He led me to a chair.
“Sit down, please. I'm very happy to sec you.”
He went into another room. Then he came out with a little tin box.
“It's for you. Open it.”
I had trouble with the lid, I couldn't open the box.
“Here,” he said, “let me have it.”
He loosened the lid and handed the tin box back to me. I lifted the lid and here was this cross, a German cross with a ribbon.
“Oh no,” I said, “you keep it.”
“It's yours,” he said, “it's just a gummy badge.”
“Thank you.”
“You better go now. They will be worried.”
“All right. Goodbye.”
“Goodbye, Henry. No, wait ...”

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:18:47 No.6574094 Report

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I stopped. He reached into a small front pocket of his pants with a couple of fingers, and tugged at a long gold chain with his other hand. Then he handed me his gold pocket watch, with the chain.
“Thank you. Grandfather ...”
They were waiting outside and I got into the Model-T and we drove off. They all talked about many things as we drove along. They were always talking, and they talked all the way back to my grandmother's house. They spoke of many things but never, once, of my grandfather.

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:19:00 No.6574096 Report

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>>6574021
i really wanna give you a burg
good job on the writing stuffs fren

>>6574084
hey small, are you almost done with the small image?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:19:06 No.6574097 Report

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I remember the Model-T. Sitting high, the running boards seemed friendly, and on cold days, in the mornings, and often at other times, my father had to fit the hand-crank into the front of the engine and crank it many times in order to start the car.
“A man can get a broken arm doing this. It kicks back like a horse.”
We went for Sunday rides in the Model-T when grandmother didn't visit. My parents liked the orange groves, miles and miles of orange trees always either in blossom or full of oranges. My parents had a picnic basket and a metal chest. In the metal chest were frozen cans of fruit on dry ice, and in the picnic basket were weenie and liverwurst and salami sandwiches, potato chips, bananas and soda-pop. The soda-pop was shifted continually back and forth between the metal box and the picnic basket. It froze quickly, and then had to be thawed.
My father smoked Camel cigarettes and he knew many tricks and games which he showed us with the packages of Camel cigarettes. How many pyramids were there? Count them. We would count them and then he would show us more of them.
There were also tricks about the humps on the camels and about the written words on the package. Camel cigarettes were magic cigarettes.
There was a particular Sunday I can recall. The picnic basket was empty. Yet we still drove along through the orange groves, further and further away from where we lived.
“Daddy,” my mother asked, “aren't we going to run out of gas?”
“No, there's plenty of god-damned gas.”
“Where are we going?”
“I'm going to get me some god-damned oranges!”
My mother sat very still as we drove along. My father pulled up alongside the road, parked near a wire fence and we sat there, listening. Then my father kicked the door open and got out.
“Bring the basket.”
We all climbed through the strands of the fence.
“Follow me,” said my father.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:19:36 No.6574102 Report

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Then we were between two rows of orange trees, shaded from the sun by the branches and the leaves. My father stopped and reaching up began yanking oranges from the lower branches of the nearest tree. He seemed angry, yanking the oranges from the tree, and the branches seemed angry, leaping up and down. He threw the oranges into the picnic basket which my mother held. Sometimes he missed and I chased the oranges and put them into the basket. My father went from tree to tree, yanking at the lower branches, throwing the oranges into the picnic basket.
“Daddy, we have enough,” said my mother.
“Like hell.”
He kept yanking.
Then a man stepped forward, a very tall man. He held a shotgun.
“All right, buddy, what do you think you're doing?”
“I'm picking oranges. There are plenty of oranges.”
“These are my oranges. Now, listen to me, tell your woman to dump them.”
“There are plenty of god-damned oranges. You're not going to miss a few god-damned oranges.”
“I'm not going to miss any oranges. Tell your woman to dump them.”
The man pointed his shotgun at my father.
“Dump them,” my father told my mother. The oranges rolled to the ground.
“Now,” said the man, “get out of my orchard.”
“You don't need all these oranges.”
“I know what I need. Now get out of here.”

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Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:20:23 No.6574105 Report

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>>6574090
I forgot to post bowesette too! Here you go peeps.

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Anonymous ID:MD2oEcQm Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:20:58 No.6574108 Report

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>>6574084
Well everytime someone makes coffee at hoem they ring a bell
Nowadays i salivate even with just the bell, so i guess this kind of trick works on me
>>6574096
That looks like a nice burg, i should have some when this whole degree thing is over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:21:32 No.6574110 Report

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>>6574006
stfu shitaly
>>6573977
that's maggy. And stop calling him janky

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:22:29 No.6574114 Report

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Here's how it started. I'd never said a word. Not one word. It was Arthur Ganate[3] that made me speak up.

Arthur was a friend from med school. So we meet on the Place Clichy. It was after breakfast. He wants to talk to me. I listen. "Not out here," he says. "Let's go in." We go in. And there we were. "This terrace," he says, "is for jerks. Come on over there." Then we see that there's not a soul in the street, because of the heat; no cars, nothing. Same when it's very cold, not a soul in the street; I remember now, it was him who had said one time: "The people in Paris always look busy, when all they actually do is roam around from morning to night; it's obvious, because when the weather isn't right for walking around, when it's too cold or too hot, you don't see them anymore; they're all indoors, drinking their cafés crèmes or their beers. And that's the truth. The century of speed! they call it. Where? Great changes! they say. For instance? Nothing has changed. They go on admiring themselves, that's all. And that's not new either. Words. Even the words haven't changed much. Two or three little ones, here and there…" Pleased at having proclaimed these useful truths, we sat looking at the ladies in the café.

After a while the conversation turned to President Poincaré,[4] who was due to inaugurate a puppy show that same morning, and that led to Le Temps[5] where I'd read about it. Arthur Banate starts kidding me about Le Temps. "What a paper!" he says. "When it comes to defending the French race, it hasn't its equal."

And quick to show I'm well informed, I fire back: "The French race can do with some defending, seeing it doesn't exist.”

"Oh yes, it does!" he says. "And a fine race it is! the finest in the world, and anybody who says different is a yellow dog!" And he starts slanging me. Naturally I stuck to my guns.

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Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:23:01 No.6574137 Report

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"It's not true! What you call a race is nothing but a collection of riffraff like me, bleary-eyed, flea-bitten, chilled to the bone.

They came from the four corners of the earth, driven by hunger, plague, tumors, and the cold, and stopped here. They couldn't go any further because of the ocean. That's France, that's the French people.”

"Bardamu," he says very gravely and a bit sadly. "Our forefathers were as good as we are, don't speak ill of them! …”

"You're right, Arthur, there you're right! Hateful and spineless, raped and robbed, mangled and witless, they were as good as we are, you can say that again! We never change. Neither our socks nor our masters nor our opinions, or we're so slow about it that it's no use. We were born loyal, and that's what killed us!

Soldiers free of charge, heroes for everyone else, talking monkeys, tortured words, we are the minions of King Misery. He's our lord and master! When we misbehave, he tightens his grip ... his fingers are around our neck, that makes it hard to talk, got to be careful if we want to eat ... For nothing at all he'll choke you . .

. It's not a life . . .”

"There's love, Bardamu!”

"Arthur," I tell him, "love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity!”

"You do, do you? You're an anarchist, that's what you are!”

A wise guy, as you see, with only the most advanced opinions.

"That's right, you windbag, I'm an anarchist. And to prove it, I've written a kind of prayer of social vengeance, it'll bowl you over. The Golden Wings! That's the title!" And I recite: "A God who counts minutes and pennies, a desperate sensual God, who grunts like a pig. A pig with golden wings, who falls and falls, always belly side up, ready for caresses, that's him, our master. Come, kiss me.”

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:24:35 No.6574143 Report

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>>6574090
Thanks, reminds me of some peeps I've lost

>>6574108
yeah you should. I might do a master's in biology (something or other), and i really hope the burg at the end is gonna be worth it

@6574092
@6574088
@6574087
pic related lul

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9axe2d/I Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:24:49 No.6574145 Report

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>>6574084
>Cute face design, aesthetics and expression
Y-you too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:25:02 No.6574147 Report

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I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me; had they duly consider'd how much depended upon what they were then doing;—that not only the production of a rational Being was concerned in it, but that possibly the happy formation and temperature of his body, perhaps his genius and the very cast of his mind;—and, for aught they knew to the contrary, even the fortunes of his whole house might take their turn from the humours and dispositions which were then uppermost;—Had they duly weighed and considered all this, and proceeded accordingly,—I am verily persuaded I should have made a quite different figure in the world, from that in which the reader is likely to see me.—Believe me, good folks, this is not so inconsiderable a thing as many of you may think it;—you have all, I dare say, heard of the animal spirits, as how they are transfused from father to son, &c. &c.—and a great deal to that purpose:—Well, you may take my word, that nine parts in ten of a man's sense or his nonsense, his successes and miscarriages in this world depend upon their motions and activity, and the different tracks and trains you put them into, so that when they are once set a-going, whether right or wrong, 'tis not a half-penny matter,—away they go cluttering like hey-go mad; and by treading the same steps over and over again, they presently make a road of it, as plain and as smooth as a garden-walk, which, when they are once used to, the Devil himself sometimes shall not be able to drive them off it.

Pray my Dear, quoth my mother, have you not forgot to wind up the clock?—Good G..! cried my father, making an exclamation, but taking care to moderate his voice at the same time,—Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question? Pray, what was your father saying?—Nothing.

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Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:25:32 No.6574150 Report

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—Then, positively, there is nothing in the question that I can see, either good or bad.—Then, let me tell you, Sir, it was a very unseasonable question at least,—because it scattered and dispersed the animal spirits, whose business it was to have escorted and gone hand in hand with the Homunculus, and conducted him safe to the place destined for his reception.

The Homunculus, Sir, in however low and ludicrous a light he may appear, in this age of levity, to the eye of folly or prejudice;—to the eye of reason in scientific research, he stands confess'd—a Being guarded and circumscribed with rights.—The minutest philosophers, who by the bye, have the most enlarged understandings, (their souls being inversely as their enquiries) shew us incontestably, that the Homunculus is created by the same hand,—engender'd in the same course of nature,—endow'd with the same loco-motive powers and faculties with us:—That he consists as we do, of skin, hair, fat, flesh, veins, arteries, ligaments, nerves, cartilages, bones, marrow, brains, glands, genitals, humours, and articulations;—is a Being of as much activity,—and in all senses of the word, as much and as truly our fellow-creature as my Lord Chancellor of England.—He may be benefitted,—he may be injured,—he may obtain redress; in a word, he has all the claims and rights of humanity, which Tully, Puffendorf, or the best ethick writers allow to arise out of that state and relation.

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Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:25:42 No.6574153 Report

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Now, dear Sir, what if any accident had befallen him in his way alone!—or that through terror of it, natural to so young a traveller, my little Gentleman had got to his journey's end miserably spent;—his muscular strength and virility worn down to a thread;—his own animal spirits ruffled beyond description,—and that in this sad disorder'd state of nerves, he had lain down a prey to sudden starts, or a series of melancholy dreams and fancies, for nine long, long months together.—I tremble to think what a foundation had been laid for a thousand weaknesses both of body and mind, which no skill of the physician or the philosopher could ever afterwards have set thoroughly to rights.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:25:53 No.6574156 Report

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To my uncle Mr. Toby Shandy do I stand indebted for the preceding anecdote, to whom my father, who was an excellent natural philosopher, and much given to close reasoning upon the smallest matters, had oft, and heavily complained of the injury; but once more particularly, as my uncle Toby well remember'd, upon his observing a most unaccountable obliquity, (as he call'd it) in my manner of setting up my top, and justifying the principles upon which I had done it,—the old gentleman shook his head, and in a tone more expressive by half of sorrow than reproach,—he said his heart all along foreboded, and he saw it verified in this, and from a thousand other observations he had made upon me, That I should neither think nor act like any other man's child:—But alas! continued he, shaking his head a second time, and wiping away a tear which was trickling down his cheeks, My Tristram's misfortunes began nine months before ever he came into the world.

—My mother, who was sitting by, look'd up, but she knew no more than her backside what my father meant,—but my uncle, Mr. Toby Shandy, who had been often informed of the affair,—understood him very well.

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:26:11 No.6574158 Report

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>>6574096
I tried testing how it would look like on a pixelised scale and it looked like a lot of work =w=
ˢ-ˢᵒʳʳʸ⋅⋅!
Give me some gondola or something, lole
>>6574090
>too jaded for that
Not if you are a drawfig or you've got some idea and dedication~
Seriously, drawfigs can change board's cultures - especially those as light-hearted as /bant/
Have a funne evening, ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ
fastposting Greece o/

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:26:44 No.6574162 Report

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>>6574108
Make them bigger~!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPnFQbqL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:28:03 No.6574166 Report

Quoted By: >>6574173 >>6574182

I really like this place. Many thanks to all of you for being here. I can'tescape. This is my life, my best moments of the day are here. Thank you, happy birthday.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:29:08 No.6574171 Report

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Pues sepa V.M. ante todas cosas que a mí llaman Lázaro de Tormes, hijo de Tomé González y de Antona Pérez, naturales de Tejares, aldea de Salamanca. Mi nacimiento fue dentro del río Tormes, por la cual causa tome el sobrenombre, y fue desta manera. Mi padre, que Dios perdone, tenía cargo de proveer una molienda de una aceña, que esta ribera de aquel río, en la cual fue molinero mas de quince años; y estando mi madre una noche en la aceña, preñada de mí, tomóle el parto y parióme allí: de manera que con verdad puedo decir nacido en el río.
Pues siendo yo niño de ocho años, achacaron a mi padre ciertas sangrías mal hechas en los costales de los que allí a moler venían, por lo que fue preso, y confesó y no negó y padeció persecución por justicia. Espero en Dios que está en la Gloria, pues el Evangelio los llama bienaventurados. En este tiempo se hizo cierta armada contra moros, entre los cuales fue mi padre, que a la sazón estaba desterrado por el desastre ya dicho, con cargo de acemilero de un caballero que allá fue, y con su señor, como leal criado, feneció su vida.

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:29:28 No.6574173 Report

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>>6574166
I really, really want to bully you for this post, but that's probably too much, even for me. You're welcome, and have a good one anon~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:29:30 No.6574174 Report

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Mi viuda madre, como sin marido y sin abrigo se viese, determinó arrimarse a los buenos por ser uno dellos, y vínose a vivir a la ciudad, y alquiló una casilla, y metióse a guisar de comer a ciertos estudiantes, y lavaba la ropa a ciertos mozos de caballos del Comendador de la Magdalena, de manera que fue frecuentando las caballerizas. Ella y un hombre moreno de aquellos que las bestias curaban, vinieron en conocimiento. Éste algunas veces se venía a nuestra casa, y se iba a la mañana; otras veces de día llegaba a la puerta, en achaque de comprar huevos, y entrábase en casa. Yo al principio de su entrada, pesábame con él y habíale miedo, viendo el color y mal gesto que tenía; mas de que vi que con su venida mejoraba el comer, fuile queriendo bien, porque siempre traía pan, pedazos de carne, y en el invierno leños, a que nos calentábamos.
De manera que, continuando con la posada y conversación, mi madre vino a darme un negrito muy bonito, el cual yo brincaba y ayudaba a calentar. Y acuérdome que, estando el negro de mi padre trebejando con el mozuelo, como el niño vía a mi madre y a mí blancos, y a él no, huía dél con miedo para mi madre, y señalando con el dedo decía:
—¡Madre, coco!
Respondió él riendo:
—¡Hideputa!

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Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:29:43 No.6574175 Report

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Yo, aunque bien mochacho, noté aquella palabra de mi hermanico, y dije entre mí “¡Cuántos debe de haber en el mundo que huyen de otros porque no se ven a sí mesmos!”
Quiso nuestra fortuna que la conversación del Zaide, que así se llamaba, llegó a oídos del mayordomo, y hecha pesquisa, halloóe que la mitad por medio de la cebada, que para las bestias le daban, hurtaba, y salvados, leña, almohazas, mandiles, y las mantas y sábanas de los caballos hacií perdidas, y cuando otra cosa no tenía, las bestias desherraba, y con todo esto acudía a mi madre para criar a mi hermanico. No nos maravillemos de un clérigo ni fraile, porque el uno hurta de los pobres y el otro de casa para sus devotas y para ayuda de otro tanto, cuando a un pobre esclavo el amor le animaba a esto. Y probósele cuanto digo y aun más, porque a mí con amenazas me preguntaban, y como niño respondía, y descubría cuanto sabía con miedo, hasta ciertas herraduras que por mandado de mi madre a un herrero vendí.
Al triste de mi padrastro azotaron y pringaron, y a mi madre pusieron pena por justicia, sobre el acostumbrado centenario, que en casa del sobredicho Comendador no entrase, ni al lastimado Zaide en la suya acogiese.
Por no echar la soga tras el caldero, la triste se esforzó y cumplió la sentencia; y por evitar peligro y quitarse de malas lenguas, se fue a servir a los que al presente vivían en el mesón de la Solana; y allí, padeciendo mil importunidades, se acabó de criar mi hermanico hasta que supo andar, y a mí hasta ser buen mozuelo, que iba a los huéspedes por vino y candelas y por lo demás que me mandaban.

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:tpOectBJ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:29:53 No.6574176 Report

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>>6574090
>your wife
she's MY wife

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:30:04 No.6574177 Report

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>>6574158
All you did was reshape it five times in paint
ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉᶜᵏ

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Anonymous ID:MGP4D+sf Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:30:10 No.6574178 Report

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En este tiempo vino a posar al mesón un ciego, el cual, pareciéndole que yo sería para adestralle, me pidió a mi madre, y ella me encomendó a él, diciéndole como era hijo de un buen hombre, el cual por ensalzar la fe había muerto en la de los Gelves, y que ella confiaba en Dios no saldría peor hombre que mi padre, y que le rogaba me tratase bien y mirase por mí, pues era huérfano. Él le respondió que así lo haría, y que me recibía no por mozo sino por hijo. Y así le comencé a servir y adestrar a mi nuevo y viejo amo.
Como estuvimos en Salamanca algunos días, pareciéndole a mi amo que no era la ganancia a su contento, determinó irse de allí; y cuando nos hubimos de partir, yo fui a ver a mi madre, y ambos llorando, me dio su bendición y dijo:
—Hijo, ya sé que no te veré más. Procura ser bueno, y Dios te guíe. Criado te he y con buen amo te he puesto. Válete por ti.
Y así me fui para mi amo, que esperándome estaba.
Salimos de Salamanca, y llegando a la puente, está a la entrada della un animal de piedra, que casi tiene forma de toro, y el ciego mandóme que llegase cerca del animal, y allí puesto, me dijo:
—Lázaro, llega el oído a este toro, y oirás gran ruido dentro de él

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:31:08 No.6574182 Report

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>>6574166
Nothing wrong with having some nice memories on a basket weaving forum~
Thanks and stay safe o/
ᴼʰ ᵃᶰᵈ⋅⋅ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ʷᵒʳᵈ "ʰᵉʸ" ᵐᵉᵃᶰ ᵃᶰʸᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᵃᶫ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ?
>>6574177
XD
I think I can see inferno in her left eye~

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Anonymous ID:xPDq1eUt Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:31:19 No.6574183 Report

Quoted By: >>6574198

>>6574176
she’s everyone’s wife on /v/ right now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MGP4D+sf Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:31:33 No.6574184 Report

Quoted By: >>6574251

Yo simplemente llegue, creyendo ser ansí; y como sintió que tenía la cabeza par de la piedra, afirmó recio la mano y dióme una gran calabazada en el diablo del toro, que más de tres días me duró el dolor de la cornada, y díjome:
—Necio, aprende que el mozo del ciego un punto ha de saber mas que el diablo
Y rió mucho la burla.
Parecióme que en aquel instante desperté de la simpleza en que como niño dormido estaba. Dije entre mí: “Verdad dice éste, que me cumple avivar el ojo y avisar, pues solo onions, y pensar cómo me sepa valer.”
Comenzamos nuestro camino, y en muy pocos días me mostró jerigonza, y como me viese de buen ingenio, holgábase mucho, y decía:
—Yo oro ni plata no te lo puedo dar, mas avisos para vivir muchos te mostraré.
Y fue ansi, que después de Dios, éste me dio la vida, y siendo ciego me alumbró y adestró en la carrera de vivir.
Huelgo de contar a V.M. estas niñerías para mostrar cuanta virtud sea saber los hombres subir siendo bajos, y dejarse bajar siendo altos, cuánto vicio.
Pues tornando al bueno de mi ciego y contando sus cosas, V.M. sepa que desde que Dios crió el mundo, ninguno formó más astuto ni sagaz. En su oficio era un águila; ciento y tantas oraciones sabía de coro: un tono bajo, reposado y muy sonable que hacía resonar la iglesia donde rezaba, un rostro humilde y devoto que con muy buen continente ponía cuando rezaba, sin hacer gestos ni visajes con boca ni ojos, como otros suelen hacer.
Allende desto, tenía otras mil formas y maneras para sacar el dinero. Decía saber oraciones para muchos y diversos efectos: para mujeres que no parían, para las que estaban de parto, para las que eran malcasadas, que sus maridos las quisiesen bien; echaba pronósticos a las preñadas, si traía hijo o hija. Pues en caso de medicina, decía que Galeno no supo la mitad que él para muela, desmayos, males de madre. Finalmente, nadie le decía padecer alguna pasión, que luego no le decía:

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Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:31:34 No.6574185 Report

Quoted By: >>6574198 >>6574242 >>6574347

>>6574158
Drawfigs are cool i should go to those threads more often.
>>6574176
Ok this is happening. Fight me figgot! SHE IS MINE!MIIINE

Oracle

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Oracle ID:MD2oEcQm Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:33:18 No.6574193 Report

Quoted By: >>6574242

>>6574143
It will be worth, that you can be sure
>>6574162
This is as big it goes

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:tpOectBJ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:34:28 No.6574198 Report

Quoted By: >>6574212 >>6574213 >>6574347

>>6574183
give them 1 week before they become faggots again
>>6574185
okay dweeb

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Anonymous ID:BPnFQbqL Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:35:40 No.6574207 Report

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>>6574182
Thank you so much for being kind.
I don't know, I'm trying but I can't remember anything special about that word, and I don't know any polish anon. Sorry.

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Anonymous ID:HoPIb8ul Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:37:02 No.6574212 Report

Quoted By: >>6574216 >>6574242

>>6574198
I’d say a month. A whole convention is happening now over this

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Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:37:01 No.6574213 Report

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>>6574198
STOP POSTING HER!!!

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Junkoposter ID:7Cpw0HN7 Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:37:16 No.6574215 Report

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>>6573763
remembered!

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Anonymous ID:HoPIb8ul Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:37:30 No.6574216 Report

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>>6574212
>>6574213
The out of order posts

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:39:43 No.6574230 Report

Quoted By: >>6574242

>>6574182
ᶫᶦᶠᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵘᶠᶠᵉʳᶦᶰᵍ

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:41:35 No.6574242 Report

Quoted By: >>6574298

>>6574193
We need to go biggeeeeerrr...!!
>>6574185
(╯°□°)╯We should make 'em in the first place ︵ ┻┻
>>6574207
Ohhh, alright - you know, I've got a rather honoured place for every representative of Brasil, after certain individual showed more than great dedication in early days of these threads.. ( ´ ▽ ` )b
I'm just happy to ask every possible poster for him, just in case~
>>6574212
>A whole convention
Dude, what? ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ
>>6574215
Any news..? (´・ω・｀)
>>6574230
Go and plague the world with your invention <3

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Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:42:32 No.6574251 Report

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HEY GUYS I BET THE ROMANIAN IS OUR OLD FRIEND
>>6574184
HI >ROMANIA

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:tpOectBJ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:43:51 No.6574258 Report

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>>6574213
make me, fag

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Anonymous ID:RTFK++1A Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:43:57 No.6574260 Report

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>>6574158
>Not if you are a drawfig or you've got some idea and dedication~
absolutely this, 3-angled blue is all the proof you need for how much impact a smart, dedicated drawfag can have.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:44:22 No.6574261 Report

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È proprio il sistema ad essere sbagliato alla radice e porta la gente a non impegnarsi e far casino. Ora riassumo o scrivo che ne hai fino al 2040 per finire, se qualcosa non ti è chiaro dimmi che approfondisco.

Il sistema scolastico italiano fa cagare per i seguenti motivi: 1) Orari assurdi, non puoi pretendere che qualcuno apprenda alle 8 del mattino, non tutti ne sono in grado (ampliamene provato al punto che molti stati iniziano alle 9 se non dopo). "Eh ma quando andrai a lavorare", beh è diverso, li fai una cosa che già conosci e per cui hai studiato, è diversa dalla concentrazione richiesta per lo studio di mille materie di cui 3/4 inutili.

2) Troppe ore e solo teoria, già che inizi la giornata sapendo quello che ti aspetta parti scazzato anche perchè siamo a zero pratica che serve molto di più su alcune materie che però continuano ad essere spiegate come si faceva nel medioevo, anche la questione delle troppe ore è stata oggetto di studio. Ricorda che con la pratica apprendi di più e più in fretta.

3) Materie del cazzo totalmente inutili, in italia si pretende che lo studente sappia tutto di tutto e s'ignora completamente l'attitudine dell'individuo verso un determinato campo. Mai fu detta frase più vera del "non puoi giudicare un pesce dalla sua abilità nell'arrampicarsi su un albero". Se sei bravo in x campo devi sviluppare quello, non perdere tempo con materie insulse solo perchè "è cultura generale", la storia ad esempio puoi insegnarla anche senza pretendere lo studio da parte dello studente, prendi gli argomenti più importanti e fine, poi se uno vorrà approfondire sceglierà un percorso di studi in quel determinato campo. Tu per caso pensi che uno uscito da scuola si ricorda come si fa un analisi logica/grammaticale ad esempio?

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Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:45:18 No.6574268 Report

Quoted By: >>6574305 >>6574347

>>6574258
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:45:47 No.6574272 Report

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Lo studio di materie del cazzo toglie tempo, concentrazione e voglia allo studente che studierebbe mille volte di più e meglio la singola che ha deciso di trasformare in un lavoro futuro. 3.1) Collegato a quanto sopra, ci sono dei paesi che già lo fanno, alcune scuole elementari lo stanno facendo anche in italia e vengono criticate da ritardati fermi al paleozoico. Andrebbero fatte classi in base al campo d'interesse dell'individuo come dicevo sopra. Vi lamentate che non c'è posto per gli insegnanti no? Alcuni stati già lo fanno e sono messi meglio di noi infatti

4) Ignoranza assoluta dei "professori" spesso messi a insegnare cose di cui non sanno nemmeno le basi o se le sanno sono vecchie di secoli. Esempio: Terroni al nord che non sanno manco parlare italiano, e me ne sono capitati tanti, MA TANTI. Tutti raccomandati da amici e parenti in regione/direzione. Capita spesso che l'alunno ne sappia a pacchi più di chi dovrebbe insegnare, che rispetto vuoi che possa ricevere un essere del genere? Prima che arriva il napulengi che sclera, ci sono anche i montagnini del cazzo che hanno studiato da scalpellino a un corso regionale e vengono messi a insegnare meccanica che senza libro fanno scena muta mascherata da "questione di principio", true story.

5) Professori imbecilli, anche se escono con il 110 e lode (da vedere se meritato o a pompini/denaro) poi non sanno spiegare o proprio perchè si credono chissà chi hanno un atteggiamento da figli della merda, e si meritano l'inculata che ricevono. 5.1) Qui se approfondiamo il sentirsi semidei in quanto professori ci ricolleghiamo al punto 6

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Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:47:07 No.6574283 Report

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6) ZERO interazione con lo studente. Proprio per questo sentirsi chissà chi da parte dei "professori" della serie "io sono tutto e tu sei niente" non si stimola lo studente a partecipare attivamente. Tu sei studente e devi tacere, se poi io sbaglio non dirlo che poi la gente impara qualcosa e non va bene. L'atteggiamento corretto sarebbe di quasi parità, interazione e coinvolgimento della classe, ma non sia mai in questo paese del cazzo dove "eh la gerarchia è importante", ma vaffanculo.

7) Programmi vecchi e obsoleti, e questo basta dirlo così.

8) Strumentazione scolastica risalente a un altra era geologica.

9) Raccomandati agevolati e gente che studia messa in secondo piano, che cazzo studio a fare se io prendo 7 e meriterei 9 ma sto sul culo al professore ignorante mentre il leccaculo prende 10 e meriterebbe 2? No, riassumere con "meritocrazia" non rende l'idea, il sistema scolastico italiano è mafioso, come la mentalità dell'italiano medio.

10) ZERO e ripeto ZERO interesse da parte dei professori in caso di bullismo, sono complici e spesso loro stessi bulletti del cazzo. Io per fortuna ho sempre reputato come merda il 99% della gente quindi me ne fotto altamente e non ho mai avuto problemi ma ho visto ragazzini presi di mira di fronte a professori che si giravano dall'altra parte o uscivano dalla classe sghignazzando. Questa gente cancerogena non viene sospesa, resta in classe a rompere il cazzo e poi non lamentatevi se la gente entra a scuola controvoglia.

11) Zero opportunità lavorative una volta completati gli studi. "puoi andare all'estero", beh non tutti vogliono andarsene dal loro paese, per quanto faccia schifo.

12) Se non hai una laurea non sei nessuno, se la hai puoi andare a scaricare le cassette di frutta al mercato o impiegato del MC, se fai il bravo passi da lavacessi a cassiere.

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Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:48:11 No.6574294 Report

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Poi oddio sto facendo un discorso anche troppo serio visto il tema della pagina però porcoddio se mi difendete il sistema scolastico italiano veramente non ci siamo.

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Anonymous ID:HoPIb8ul Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:48:57 No.6574298 Report

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>>6574242
It really is, some of these guys are really dedicated https://www.gamnesia.com/news/japanese-nintendo-fans-are-holding-a-bowsette-convention

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Anonymous ID:3kUf/Whp Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:49:19 No.6574301 Report

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me gusta la pasta

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Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:49:25 No.6574302 Report

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:tpOectBJ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:49:44 No.6574305 Report

Quoted By: >>6574317 >>6574347

>>6574268
stop posting, L

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Anonymous ID:9axe2d/I Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:49:57 No.6574307 Report

Quoted By: >>6574312

yoo ka

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:50:42 No.6574312 Report

Quoted By: >>6574326 >>6574332

>>6574307
..you called?

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Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:51:31 No.6574317 Report

Quoted By: >>6574347

>>6574305
no u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:54:26 No.6574324 Report

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Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:55:04 No.6574326 Report

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>>6574312
That's just adorable holy shit my heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9axe2d/I Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:55:37 No.6574332 Report

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>>6574312
Moon bune

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:56:21 No.6574338 Report

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:58:31 No.6574347 Report

Quoted By: >>6574351 >>6574357 >>6574365

>>6574176
>>6574185
>>6574198
>>6574213
>>6574258
>>6574268
>>6574305
>>6574317

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Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:59:27 No.6574351 Report

Quoted By: >>6574366

>>6574347
>s word
no u

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:01:01 No.6574356 Report

Quoted By: >>6574365 >>6574376

@big cancer

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:tpOectBJ Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:01:03 No.6574357 Report

Quoted By: >>6574366

>>6574347
your id fits perfect

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Anonymous ID:HoPIb8ul Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:02:29 No.6574365 Report

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>>6574347
>>6574356
Nice id nerd lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:02:43 No.6574366 Report

Quoted By: >>6574367 >>6574373

>>6574351
>>6574357
babbling about your gender-bender waifu and calling other people onions because an ID is peak irony, not that I expect pseudo-arabs like you guys to get it.

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:tpOectBJ Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:03:25 No.6574367 Report

Quoted By: >>6574378

>>6574366
no one cares about your opinion retard
stop seething here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HoPIb8ul Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:04:26 No.6574373 Report

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>>6574366
it's a meme chill out rageleaf

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:04:37 No.6574376 Report

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>>6574356
nice ID

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Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:05:09 No.6574378 Report

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>>6574367
>no one cares about your opinion retard
>stop seething here

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:tpOectBJ Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:06:34 No.6574388 Report

Quoted By: >>6574401

lmao

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Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:07:09 No.6574392 Report

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>>6574378

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Anonymous ID:wI6RfyGW Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:08:57 No.6574397 Report

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wtf stop fihtging

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:09:21 No.6574399 Report

Quoted By: >>6574411

@ blogposter
shut up
(I wanted to post the webm directly but 4chan is claiming it's corrupted or some shit)
https://a.uguu.se/mCox0zQHbsBD_S1273.webm

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Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:10:18 No.6574401 Report

Quoted By: >>6574411 >>6574415

>>6574388
Last chance. She is my wife and you cant post her again got it? Go fuck booette or someslut like that.
>>6574378
>s_ _o _y
>can't take a joke
>insta immigration insult
>FUCKING LEAF AKA USA CUMDUMBSTER
I mean stop embarrassing yourself dude, it isnt even cringe at this point.
>>6574378
>>no one cares about your opinion retard
>>stop seething here
whom quoteth?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bgob/zoT Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:12:19 No.6574411 Report

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>>6574401
he's having fun stop being a cringey little party pooper

>>6574399
ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:12:57 No.6574414 Report

Quoted By: >>6574445

(o>艸<)6574401
hahahaa how autistic can you be like just have baseline social skills hahahaha

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YmnIYT6F Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:13:03 No.6574415 Report

Quoted By:

>>6574401
POstng wife and wife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:13:32 No.6574417 Report

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[Intro]
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
I'm the Scatman

[Chorus]
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub

[Hook]
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda bope

[Verse 1]
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothing hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
Everybody's saying that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you
I'm the Scatman – Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman
Why should we be pleasing in the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I'm letting nothing hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:13:53 No.6574420 Report

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[Hook]
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda bope

[Chorus]
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub

[Verse 2]
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothing hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
I hear y'all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleeping, the saints are still weeping 'cause
Things you called dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the Scatman

[Hook]
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda bope

[Chorus]
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Td+kqs8m Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:14:06 No.6574423 Report

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[Outro]
Yeah, I'm the Scatman
Dong dong dong, ding ding dong dong
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
Ding dong dong dong, do-dong-ding
Where's the Scatman?
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Yeah, I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
Bop ba bodda
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h3PfAieh Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:20:27 No.6574445 Report

Quoted By: >>6574452 >>6575160

>>6574414
Ran into issues again, deeper than I thought, need full system wipe, will take a while :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:21:29 No.6574452 Report

Quoted By:

>>6574445
it's ok, I'll take it out on these faggots and norgay, and maybe Ade is he comes back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YAUhCRQU Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:22:31 No.6574456 Report

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faggot

Russpain

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Russpain ID:emARDeMa Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:55:58 No.6574653 Report

Quoted By: >>6574952 >>6574977

>>6573763
Rembered!

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:39:30 No.6574952 Report

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>>6574653
Sleep tight Russy~

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Anonymous ID:qbQUeEDA Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:42:41 No.6574977 Report

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>>6574653
Goodnight nice russo-iberian frined~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mC7yqusB Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:06:08 No.6575103 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573763
Rembered!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:14:05 No.6575160 Report

Quoted By:

>>6574445
are you dead for today?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzmLZC+G Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:18:50 No.6575193 Report

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Www.runthegauntlet.org

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ADCwGrwP Tue 02 Oct 2018 02:17:26 No.6576478 Report

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>>6573473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w62NuIjapfk

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:z8iIdfsC Tue 02 Oct 2018 02:55:08 No.6576791 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573763
Rembered! Happy 4chan Day!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rHMiS4NX Tue 02 Oct 2018 09:48:21 No.6577058 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573763
Rembered!
Does Korbo not know you have to be 18 or over to be on 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VHycWmox Tue 02 Oct 2018 09:54:31 No.6577060 Report

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>>6573473
So I come to /bant/ and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
/bant/ what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:09:43 No.6577412 Report

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Hey peoplel
It looks like we had to skip the reminder today
So I'll do it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:16:33 No.6577422 Report

Quoted By: >>6577430 >>6577449 >>6577478

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:17:31 No.6577430 Report

Quoted By: >>6577439 >>6577533

>>6577422
ᴮᵃˢᵉᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶻᶻʸ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qg0LjaPQ Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:18:54 No.6577436 Report

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>>6573473
hat

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:19:31 No.6577439 Report

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>>6577430
YUKKA YOU'RE STILL AWAKE

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao.

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ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:5dX2kcvO Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:21:41 No.6577449 Report

Quoted By: >>6577455

>>6577422

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:27:03 No.6577455 Report

Quoted By: >>6577476

>>6577449
stfu rudefig

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:27:10 No.6577456 Report

Quoted By:

@gayposter
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dBPJ9tLh Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:28:42 No.6577465 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573473
I came here at age 5 years ago and originally came for pol but the deletion of threads got so bad I left and to this day I can still not stand the mods on pol

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao.

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:5dX2kcvO Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:29:40 No.6577476 Report

Quoted By: >>6577526

>>6577455
rude

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ma9NIC2x Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:29:46 No.6577478 Report

Quoted By: >>6577529

Dumb cripple site works again just before bed time.
>>6577422
Remb

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a9NzFQ53 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:32:30 No.6577512 Report

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Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome.

I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect.

Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.

For steamed hams.

Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.

Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.

Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.

May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham. Help. ! Help.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a9NzFQ53 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:33:17 No.6577520 Report

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According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:33:51 No.6577526 Report

Quoted By:

>>6577476
no u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a9NzFQ53 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:33:59 No.6577527 Report

Quoted By:

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:34:08 No.6577529 Report

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>>6577478
goodnight friend

Bizaя_502 BAD GATEWAY

Bizaя_502 BAD GATEWAY ID:JMgy/EaW Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:34:31 No.6577533 Report

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>>6577430
hey it's Polen!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a9NzFQ53 Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:35:25 No.6577543 Report

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You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kPB4Zf0l Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:37:01 No.6577555 Report

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What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kPB4Zf0l Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:37:24 No.6577560 Report

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- I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? -

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P0tMADza Tue 02 Oct 2018 21:39:14 No.6577570 Report

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No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. -

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mC7yqusB Tue 02 Oct 2018 22:11:14 No.6578442 Report

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>>6573763
no new thread?
ill just rember twice then!

Rembered!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ma9NIC2x Tue 02 Oct 2018 23:40:00 No.6578993 Report

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The thread haven't hit bump limit yet. Back to work Italian lolcow

DBR~nicefig

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DBR~nicefig ID:9NFb6mTW Wed 03 Oct 2018 01:09:04 No.6579306 Report

Quoted By: >>6579321

hello, I must sleep now, but h-heloo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Wed 03 Oct 2018 01:13:40 No.6579321 Report

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>>6579306
Goodnight friend

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Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Wed 03 Oct 2018 01:14:02 No.6579324 Report

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Back to work Italian lolcow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Wed 03 Oct 2018 01:19:06 No.6579357 Report

Quoted By: >>6580332

stop being such a dork

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 04:55:59 No.6580330 Report

Quoted By:

>>6574033
I told you it will last more than 2 days

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 04:57:36 No.6580332 Report

Quoted By: >>6580452

>>6579357
>>>/s/oy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Soy3sUvv Wed 03 Oct 2018 05:49:26 No.6580452 Report

Quoted By:

>>6580332
stupid spanish poster

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DoROqvxD Wed 03 Oct 2018 05:50:45 No.6580460 Report

Quoted By:

bonus sage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Qnv5Ec3 Wed 03 Oct 2018 06:29:50 No.6580589 Report

Quoted By:

Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpAhK394 Wed 03 Oct 2018 06:35:26 No.6580625 Report

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domo arigato mister fagoto

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 10:59:02 No.6581443 Report

Quoted By:

ass hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 14:49:21 No.6582808 Report

Quoted By:

dildo faggins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 16:45:47 No.6583473 Report

Quoted By:

avast antivirus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 16:53:03 No.6583512 Report

Quoted By:

sluts with nuts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 16:53:35 No.6583514 Report

Quoted By:

dolls with balls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 16:54:05 No.6583517 Report

Quoted By:

nannas with bananas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 16:54:49 No.6583520 Report

Quoted By:

slags with meatballs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 16:56:15 No.6583524 Report

Quoted By:

chicks with dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 16:57:29 No.6583528 Report

Quoted By:

sissies with sausages

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUyYjGeG Wed 03 Oct 2018 17:01:40 No.6583535 Report

Quoted By:

nun with a nub

Happy day !UHappyDay6

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Happy day !UHappyDay6 ID:bIsNLHtZ Wed 03 Oct 2018 17:12:45 No.6583570 Report

Quoted By:

whawt.

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