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>>7135482
We dont believe in Santa, instead theres a Grandfather Frost here desu (even though technically they are the same Saint Nicholas, i believe concept of grandpa frost existed before christian times desu)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m02V4hRm Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:40:24 No.7135509 Report

Quoted By: >>7135520

why would I scorn Allah with such a degenerate practice

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:43:12 No.7135520 Report

Quoted By: >>7135539 >>7135548 >>7135739

>>7135501
Western santa was designed by coca cola so there are probably a bunch of 'original' versions
Hopefully grandfather frost brings you your pills desu

>>7135509
get allah to bring you a bomb

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sWxJtor0 Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:45:47 No.7135532 Report

Quoted By: >>7135549 >>7135739

>>7135474
i have a tiny christmas tree. it's less than 1m tall
does that count?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:h7Bwpn/9 Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:46:09 No.7135534 Report

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>>7135474
No that's gay like you and your mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:47:54 No.7135539 Report

Quoted By: >>7135549 >>7135739

>>7135520
but more importantly, why did seija (my wife(2hu)) dressed up like santa?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m02V4hRm Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:50:26 No.7135548 Report

Quoted By: >>7135557

>>7135520
I would but virtual jihad is so much more honorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxDGlWx8bs4
today I prayed for an assault rifle in PUBG and allah answered

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:50:28 No.7135549 Report

Quoted By: >>7135580

>>7135532
no get a bigger one unless you want jokes about your manhood

>>7135539
good question
i too wonder why (seija(ur cute wife)(2hu))) is dressed up as santa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:51:44 No.7135557 Report

Quoted By: >>7135564

>>7135548
get allah to bring you a cute feetish girl uwu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m02V4hRm Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:52:36 No.7135564 Report

Quoted By: >>7135584

>>7135557
fuck you let me larp

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Anonymous ID:sWxJtor0 Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:55:49 No.7135580 Report

Quoted By: >>7135609

>>7135549
but i like it and it's small enough to fit on my desk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 09:56:45 No.7135584 Report

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>>7135564
is what I suggested not compatible with larping??

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:05:18 No.7135609 Report

Quoted By: >>7135644

>>7135580
at least you are getting into the christmas spirit, smol benis brit
nice work

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sWxJtor0 Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:12:29 No.7135644 Report

Quoted By: >>7135652 >>7135653

>>7135609
but having a smaller tree makes the festiveness more concentrated you dumb kiwi
maybe i just don't feel the need to overcompensate by getting a huge tree

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:15:46 No.7135652 Report

Quoted By: >>7135662

>>7135644
to be honest the only decoration I've put up is some tiny solar powered santa
and some nutcrackers I got ages ago in the USA :/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:15:53 No.7135653 Report

Quoted By: >>7135662

>>7135644
overcompensate for what

thundercunt

thundercunt ID:w34an4mV Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:17:52 No.7135659 Report

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I don't celebrate Christmas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sWxJtor0 Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:19:41 No.7135662 Report

Quoted By: >>7135668 >>7135679

>>7135652
hmh? so no tree?
what does the solar powered thing do? i had a solar powered penguin but i threw it in a dark cupboard because it made an annoying clattering noise.
>>7135653
smolle benin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:20:40 No.7135668 Report

Quoted By: >>7135677

>>7135662
do you have a small pinis?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sWxJtor0 Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:24:32 No.7135677 Report

Quoted By: >>7135691

>>7135668
noo
dumb russia

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:24:50 No.7135679 Report

Quoted By: >>7135704 >>7135738

>>7135662
We do have a tree but it's not up yet
The santa just glows and sits there like a lemon
Also to set the record straight my dick is above average size

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yXKfaey4 Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:27:17 No.7135687 Report

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My roommate leaves her chirstmas tree up year round so yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:27:56 No.7135691 Report

Quoted By: >>7135704

>>7135677
hold on something doesnt add up
why would you mention overcompensating if your bepnis isnt small?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sWxJtor0 Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:32:45 No.7135704 Report

Quoted By: >>7135713

>>7135679
>above average
sure.... smalle christmas tree kiwi

>>7135691
nooo the kiwi started it
he said my tree was too small

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:35:37 No.7135713 Report

Quoted By: >>7135722

>>7135704
tell me your size now or face the consequences

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:h7Bwpn/9 Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:37:40 No.7135718 Report

Quoted By: >>7135720 >>7135722

Anything below 8 inches is small
k goodnight faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:38:11 No.7135720 Report

Quoted By: >>7135733

>>7135718
wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sWxJtor0 Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:38:31 No.7135722 Report

Quoted By: >>7135726

>>7135713
ᶰᵒᵒ

>>7135718
noooo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:40:36 No.7135726 Report

Quoted By: >>7135745

>>7135722
surely you can't be smaller than the certain other anons
don't be a pussy britbong

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Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:43:12 No.7135733 Report

Quoted By: >>7135740 >>7135745

>>7135720
haha dicklet

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m02V4hRm Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:45:24 No.7135738 Report

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>>7135679
>sits there like a lemon
care to explain this analogy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lLPbTWfY Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:45:28 No.7135739 Report

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>>7135474
>>7135476
>>7135480
>>7135482
>>7135501
>>7135520
>>7135532
>>7135539
It's not Christmas decoration, it's New Years decorations. Christmas in Russia - 7th Jan.

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:46:32 No.7135740 Report

Quoted By: >>7135747

>>7135733
imagine being... under 4 inches... lole... just imagine being a dicklet of that level haha...

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Anonymous ID:sWxJtor0 Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:47:16 No.7135745 Report

Quoted By: >>7135768 >>7135793

>>7135726
noo other anons have asked me before and i haven't told them either
why do you want to know anyway? dumb homo

>>7135733
isn't the average ~5.5" ?

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Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:47:39 No.7135747 Report

Quoted By: >>7135768

>>7135740
Must be truly pathetic LOLE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m02V4hRm Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:51:05 No.7135759 Report

Quoted By: >>7135802

God I miss tsunspain

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:52:39 No.7135768 Report

Quoted By: >>7135793 >>7135802

>>7135745
I was going to laugh at you if you were smaller than me that's all, just some banter

>>7135747
Yeah lole, just imagine seeing a boy with a benis that size and cracking up laughing then stepping on it wouldn't that be crazy

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Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 10:59:28 No.7135793 Report

Quoted By: >>7135802

>>7135768
Sad!
>>7135745
5.5 meters maybe

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hWPSssX9 Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:01:17 No.7135802 Report

Quoted By: >>7135807 >>7135824

>>7135759
nah he was gay

>>7135768
not smaller but not much bigger either

>>7135793
what. noo tjat is TOO Big

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Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:02:25 No.7135807 Report

Quoted By: >>7135831

>>7135802
maybe FOR YOU

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Anonymous ID:OhZxEG+U Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:04:03 No.7135813 Report

Quoted By: >>7135831

>>7135474
I have some lights in my window sill
nothing else yet though

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Anonymous ID:m02V4hRm Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:05:44 No.7135824 Report

Quoted By: >>7135833

>>7135802
t. wants this thread to remain about his penis

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Anonymous ID:hWPSssX9 Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:07:16 No.7135831 Report

Quoted By: >>7135834 >>7135841

>>7135807
for any normal sized human being

>>7135813
someone who lives nearby covers the the front of his house in christmas lights
it's pretty impressive desu

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Anonymous ID:+/ZWaHCq Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:08:03 No.7135833 Report

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>>7135824
I'm deleting this thread now because it's bed time
Gudnite /bant/ (and niceway)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:08:07 No.7135834 Report

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>>7135831
akarin substitute

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Anonymous ID:XuiNJmWw Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:09:05 No.7135838 Report

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>>7135833
goodnight akari substitute poster

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Anonymous ID:hWPSssX9 Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:09:53 No.7135840 Report

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>>7135833
goodnite
sleep tight

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Anonymous ID:OhZxEG+U Sun 16 Dec 2018 11:10:35 No.7135841 Report

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>>7135831
Christmas lights in summer sounds weird
Why don't you move your christmas so that it's in june or something?

goode nite friend~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iSqjtRVw Sun 16 Dec 2018 15:22:15 No.7136583 Report

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>>7135474
Yes right after Thanksgiving

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