>>7465304a Serb, a Croat and a Bosnian get sent to hell
so satan says: "you can drop one thing into the ocean, if i find it, you get eternal damnation in hell; but if i don't you get to live again.
First went the Bosnian. He drops a rock, and satan instantaneously finds it.
Next went the Croat. satan searched for fifteen minutes to find he had dropped a sewing needle.
The Serb drops something, and satan looks for an hour, two hours, three hours, says fuck it and goes to the Serb.
"so, what did you drop?"
-"an effervescent tablet"
