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Anonymous ID:kVok5672 Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:23:31 No.7531941 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7531943 >>7532006 >>7532062 >>7532063 >>7532398

daily reminder that americans do NOT lick doorknobs before using them

Ralsei

Ralsei ID:Dtq3XcBk Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:24:20 No.7531943 Report

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>>7531941
Licking doorknobs are gay anyway

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Anonymous ID:kAWp6iZM Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:42:24 No.7532006 Report

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>>7531941
Do they microwave them first?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVok5672 Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:56:30 No.7532041 Report

Quoted By: >>7532051

>>7532006
if we did that, what if there was a door to the kitchen and we couldnt access the microwave?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uJpOrHn3 Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:58:44 No.7532051 Report

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>>7532041
Microwave gun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VOcbVyt9 Tue 19 Feb 2019 17:02:34 No.7532062 Report

Quoted By: >>7532069

>>7531941
>Be me, captured by Europoors
>Tied up in the corner of a cave.
>Suddenly a ritual begins
>Their tribe members gather in a cave
>Two of them glance around before placing the two forbidden ingredients together
>Firewood and tinder
>Another one ignites the tinder, a fire roars to life
>The chieftan brings in a black kettle
>It's filled with... water
>"Dear God," I mutter
>The chieftan holds the kettle over the fire
>A few moments pass
>Suddenly, I notice it
>Steam
>The Europoors are actually boiling their water
>"What a hideous sight", I thought to myself
>Enraged, I break free of my bindings and body slam the chieftan.
>The tribe members try to stab me with their kitchen knives, but they can't penetrate my fat rolls
>"Next time, use the microwave you failed monarchies"
>I tip them and turn around
>The earth shakes as I walk away
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sOqEV4rV Tue 19 Feb 2019 17:04:21 No.7532063 Report

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>>7531941
speak for yourself, jackass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kVok5672 Tue 19 Feb 2019 17:06:26 No.7532069 Report

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>>7532062
the only correct response

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBHvKUNp Tue 19 Feb 2019 17:11:12 No.7532084 Report

Quoted By: >>7532372

They spit on doorknobs before using them
That's why you don't shake hands with an american

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVok5672 Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:43:04 No.7532372 Report

Quoted By: >>7532379

>>7532084
we dont do this either. our doorknobs remain saliva free

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BEkRa+kO Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:44:40 No.7532379 Report

Quoted By: >>7533973

>>7532372
Wait, we don't?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ht0pdVWF Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:52:03 No.7532398 Report

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>>7531941
I stick doorknob in my ass befure using them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1EZ2gmR9 Tue 19 Feb 2019 19:47:35 No.7532630 Report

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Europoors give fellatio to doorknobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVok5672 Wed 20 Feb 2019 00:03:36 No.7533973 Report

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>>7532379
if you do thats your decision but is not endorsed by America

USA ID GET

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USA ID GET ID:HVZzzRmV Wed 20 Feb 2019 00:54:06 No.7534229 Report

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Checkem. NS got it.
>>7534221

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