ITT: /bant/ Boss Raid!
This BOSS appears out of nowhere.
Rules:
Read the full rules here:
http://dragonchan.iridia.net/ Get the script here.
https://github.com/ihavenoface/dragonchan-userscript Here's some info about this boss:
name@MachoDragon
difficulty@hard
element@fire
health@21000
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
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http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/7618077 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7618088 >>7618100 A bard and a healer right away, nice
Anonymous
Thanks for the revive anon
Anonymous
>>7618106 >>7618107 oh god, fucking RIP us
Anonymous
>>7618106 >>7618107 Rise, brothers. We have evil to vanquish.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Thanks for another revive anon
Anonymous
>>7618128 Ah thank you friend, though we still need more people to take this beast down.
>>7618132 Nice kot friend
Anonymous
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Bumping this in hopes of damaging the beast more.
Anonymous
Heaven
>>7618180 wish I knew what was happening
Anonymous
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>>7618278 Here, if you don't want the script use this link to follow along and get a better sense of what the hell is happening:
http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/7618077 As for the rules, assuming you want to read them, here they are:
http://dragonchan.iridia.net/ Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7618278 tl;dr
Your number determines how much damage you do, though you die if you get below 11.
You're a healer since your ID starts with a number, so if your post ends with an even number you'll revive any dead person that you quote.
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
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Let me sing you the song of the catachan people
Heaven
>>7618329 whometh doth I quote to get a dead around here?
Anonymous
>>7618343 Thank you brother, we'll use it well
>>7618355 Oh hell yeah, chen is a warlock!
Read more about your class here
http://dragonchan.iridia.net/#c_warlock Either way, a great excuse to post chen right now
>>7618361 Right now nobody is dead, but if you see that someone's post number ends with a number lower than 11 then that means they're deaded
Anonymous
>>7618361 Everyone are alive! ... for now.
If someone rolls below 11 they die. Quote the post they died with and roll an even post number, and they get revived! You can revive multiple people in the same post.
When the boss has under 20% health he goes into a raging frenzy and kills everyone who rolls under 22. Healers are very important!
>>7618355 Nice, a warlock!
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7618377 meant to (You) you as well.
Anonymous
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>>7618423 Thank you Chen, very cool!
>>7618425 Great song bard, though it could do with a bit more singing.
>>7618446 Ah shit that's right I forgot to set my nickname.
Will do that later.
Anonymous
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>>7618418 The boss is a fire creature! If you write "summon@water" when you post an image you will summon a water golem which will hurt the boss more!
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7618475 how much health left?
Anonymous
>>7618482 19,262 left. You hurt it for 191 which is a crazy amount!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7618482 We're still at around ~19k health. If you don't have and don't want to get the script then feel free to use
http://dragonchan.iridia.net/7618077 to follow along instead, though just keep in mind that it needs to be refreshed.
>>7618492 Yeah, 191 damage is insane here
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I will be least useful and will try my best to wipe this raid.
Anonymous
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We cant give up yet lads
Anonymous
Heaven
Anonymous
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>>7618529 yes
also we're still dead
try again
Heaven
>>7618528 you stole my number
Anonymous
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>>7618528 i can cut your arm off, will that do?
pee
>>7618077 HSUT THE RFUVLKC UP AMERINCA FUCK YIOY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7618077 summon@water
>if there's not a cap Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7618536 sorry
you gotta quote the posts we died with to rez btw
Anonymous
>>7618548 how much damage this even thing does exactly?
Anonymous
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>>7618544 no cap bruh
feel free to spam water golems all over the fucken place
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Heaven
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7618569 Nice 69
>>7618077 summon@water
>again if there's no cap Heaven
Anonymous
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>>7618503 why are you all dead, maggots?
pee
>>7618573 CHENJ HJONK OIN MY DICK NIGGER
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
>>7618569 stop reviving people, i can't even avenge them
Anonymous
>>7618544 There is not a cap, so long as you post an image you can use the summon command.
>>7618556 Do you mean how much damage does the boss do or how much damage do we do?
>>7618569 Oh fuck nice 69 get!
Posts that end in 00 and 69 revive everyone
Anonymous
>>7618577 You already saved us! 69 resurrects everyone!
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
pee
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
C͎̭͙̜h̷̼̳̗̬̩̪̦a̯̻̗r̙̣͖͡a͕̬̫͖̫͖̰
C͎̭͙̜h̷̼̳̗̬̩̪̦a̯̻̗r̙̣͖͡a͕̬̫͖̫͖̰ ID:+T14tkUZ Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:53:05 No. 7618598 Report >>7618581 >>7618540 ....
(I enter the thread and leave it only to stab this faggot.)
Anonymous
Heaven
Anonymous
>tfw filthy knight and will never do 600 damage i'm go kms
Anonymous
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>>7618605 NO! Heaven! Stay with us soldier!
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
>>7618605 CLEAR
>>7618610 If the post number ends in 00 you deal damage equal to the last three digits.
If the post number ends in 000 you deal damage equal to the last four digits. etc.
Anonymous
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>>7618626 But if you miss you're wide open, and Macho Man Randy Savage Dragon can swat you like a bug
Anonymous
>>7618587 Shit you're right, though we still do crits.
>>7618596 Little does he know, every reply he gives helps us get closer to winning
>>7618598 No! Stay with us futuresight, you're a paladin!
You can revive and avenge fallen soldiers.
>>7618605 Sorry Heaven, I didn't do a very good tl;dr initially.
pee
>>7618644 CIURNGE AMERICAN
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
>>7618626 i fite for cringe once again
Anonymous
Anonymous
pee
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>>7618661 okay thank u norway :)
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
>>7618655 >>7618660 Knights are awesome
pee
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>>7618664 CIRNGGEGEG CIRNGEE EWWWWW AMEIRNCA EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water again
Anonymous
Okay squad, who's going to go for the 700 damage?
Anonymous
>>7618671 no, take that back
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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>>7618676 not me
summon@water
Anonymous
>>7618676 One of us knights should go for it
Anonymous
>>7618676 700? more like 1400
Anonymous
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>>7618679 What! Your attacks get doubled when you hit 0's and 5's, that's rad as hell my man
Anonymous
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>>7618684 >>7618683 I don't think it stacks, but sure, go for it!
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
Anonymous
oh god why does it never works
Anonymous
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Time to shit out a boost
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7618696 I'm a boy, I don't want to get good, I want a blowjob.
Anonymous
hm can't seem to get the userscript to work
Anonymous
do dead people heal the boss?
Anonymous
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>>7618700 GOTEM
>>7618701 no cigar
>>7618704 That's understandable
>>7618706 stop healing the dragon pls
>>7618707 Only when they die, not on subsequent posts.
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
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where's the fucking bard
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water ye pooftahs
Anonymous
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>>7618706 What browser are you using?
I couldn't get it to work with greasemonkey but I was able to work it with tampermonkey after reinstalling firefox.
If you still can't get it to work, use
http://dragonchan.iridia.net/7618077 and just refresh the page every now and then to see what the health is at and what class you are.
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water lerl
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water lole
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water ayylmoa
Anonymous
Hello it is I, the bard. Heres a boost
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water laylaylole
Anonymous
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Clerics are useless when not healing :(
>>7618740 thanks senpai
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water aylayla
Anonymous
Anonymous
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ok, its gonna be my time this time 50
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water orlorlorlorl
Anonymous
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summon@water qwerty
Anonymous
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>>7618740 WAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water glegleglegleg
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water jejejejejejejeje
Anonymous
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let me roll a single fucking 5 or 0
Anonymous
>>7618752 Yer a Knight, mate
You gotta get 0's and 5's
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water ekkekekekekekek
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water hohohohohohohoo
Anonymous
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>>7618767 he is mentally challenged knight
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water ayayayayayayya
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
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Since we don't have a ranger I'm going to take these trips
Anonymous
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summon@water aeiou
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
summon@water OFF BY ONE AAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7618780 do you really need to summon elemental on every post? i think you can summon once and do something else
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water ylylylylylylylylylyly
Anonymous
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Die, foul beast!
Anonymous
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I'm gonna go for 800 kids, stand back and don't do anything foolish
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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>>7618782 I wanna do sum damages
summon@water
Anonymous
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Die monster, you dont belong in this world
Anonymous
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>>7618782 Since the boss is fire, water elemental does way more damage than other kinds.
Anonymous
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>>7618802 >>7618807 fukken stop healing the dragon jeezballs
we're trying to kill it
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water kerplat lole
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water ayylmoa
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
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*strums loudly*
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water wowlolle
Anonymous
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shame there's no ranger for the upcoming quads
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
summon@water glergleglgerlgelrlg
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7618812 Finneee I'll stop
Anonymous
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summon@water zxcvbnm
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water geolgelglgellglegllglegl
Anonymous
>>7618812 hah, make me, healslut!
Anonymous
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>>7618817 >>7618824 that shit's fucking broken
Anonymous
>>7618833 Fine, I'll just not heal you next time
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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>>7618824 >588 dmg what le fugg
summon@water
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water eyyyyyyy
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water i'm gonna make you go "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water TARNORSHBELS
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Ran out of bard motovation lines
Anonymous
>>7618842 >healslut >won't heal yeah, nah, its like you can resist topping those health bars
Anonymous
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summon@water Unlimited power!!!
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water GLARSHBORLS
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water TELNISHBELLS
Anonymous
>>7618859 For you, the critless knight? Yeah no I'm good.
Anonymous
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>>7618856 shit
least i can do something
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water BLARSHBORLS
Anonymous
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summon@water eertyjhgd
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7618856 lol fuck, least you got a crit
>>7618870 Eyy nice crit
Anonymous
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>>7618870 wew you got one gg
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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More heat less foam
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water ellelelelellele
Anonymous
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>>7618879 We got another warlock yet no ranger, hot damn.
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
summon@water EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
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Alright remember, once the boss is beneath 4200 health we gotta roll over 22 to survive
Anonymous
Anonymous
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We've hit enraged status brothers! Let us maintain the offensive!
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water LUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous
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well let me just kill him, ok?
Anonymous
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gimme those zeros baby
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>1 off healslut, i need your services
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7618901 Back on your feet, lads. Time to end this bastard.
>>7618907 That's cheating lmao
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
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>>7618921 We were waiting for the posts to go above 22, since the boss is now enraged
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7618928 dammit i was aiming for 27
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water golg
Anonymous
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water elellelele
Anonymous
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kill him please
Anonymous
>>7618929 I was gonna try to avenge him, shit.
>>7618931 Knights are badass though
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water erler
Anonymous
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>>7618928 >>7618929 lets be honest you just can't not tend to huge throbbing health bars
Anonymous
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1500 hp left guys go go go go
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
summon@water elelellelelelellelelellele
Anonymous
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water blelbelblelb
Anonymous
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>>7618940 Got the pic this time
Anonymous
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why isn't he dead yet
Anonymous
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summon@water dew it!
Anonymous
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>>7618947 Warlocks are broken
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water lole
Anonymous
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Forward lads! Pump those dwarfen legs!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7618943 thats literally cheating
either revive me now or I'll delete that post
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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summon@water lerl
Anonymous
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The beast is almost slain, just a few more slashes
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@water qweretgd
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
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Imma get off to play vidya. Remember, /bant/ is /chen/, and Chen is l'Empereur of /chen/
Anonymous
>>7618969 thank you, just in time to steal the loot
Anonymous
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The beast lies slain before us, lads. Come come kin, let us feast and drink!
Anonymous
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Good game, guys
>>7618966 vev suck it loser
Kureizy Chen !Kureizyhts
Anonymous
>>7618983 But not the glory :^)
Anonymous
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>>7618999 and the trips evidently
Anonymous
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>>7618999 who cares, its all about gold and dames
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:P9jQBBNC Thu 07 Mar 2019 03:51:58 No. 7619005 Report >>7618077 nickname@Lee memesmith mutt
summon@water
Finally
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:P9jQBBNC Thu 07 Mar 2019 03:52:26 No. 7619007 Report Oh wait it's over, I'm retarded....
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7619007 :(
Will try to host another one tomorrow or on friday unless someone else makes another thread tonight
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:P9jQBBNC Thu 07 Mar 2019 04:02:48 No. 7619040 Report >>7619034 Don't worry about it, thanks for hosting anyway.
Anonymous
>>7619040 I’m trying to bring fun games back to /bant/ for the time being to hopefully spice up the board a little, hopefully you and many other anons will be able to join us for the next one.
Would’ve had this thread up earlier but I wasn’t in a good spot mentally so that held me back.
Anonymous
>>7619056 shit i forgot to sage.
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:P9jQBBNC Thu 07 Mar 2019 04:24:04 No. 7619085 Report >>7619059 We'll see, it be nice to bring back games. It also be nice if there was a risk version of boss raids so the OP doesn't have to see there doing calculations to then upload a map after editing it through photoshop.
Well g'night anon.
>>7619059 I didn't
Anonymous
>>7619085 A novel idea, but unfortunately I am an absolute brainlet when it comes to coding so I can’t do something that ambitious right now.
Goodnight Gunsmith.
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:P9jQBBNC Thu 07 Mar 2019 04:30:02 No. 7619100 Report >>7619090 Yeah, we should get in contact with the guy who posted the boss raid stuff on github. Could really bring new life to Risk.
Or just a good multiplayer risk platform in general with lots of customization.
Anonymous
>>7619100 Perhaps we should have a discussion thread about this tomorrow.
I'm tired and gonna go to sleep now, see you around.
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:P9jQBBNC Thu 07 Mar 2019 04:44:06 No. 7619117 Report Quoted By:
>>7619110 Alright, g'night again
tf2 !8/TF2/wQLg
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i summon the sandvich