>>7731918Allah: "Muhammed."
Muhammed: "Er, yes. Who is that?"
Allah: "It's me, Allah."
Muhammed: "Right... How can I help you, God?"
Allah: "Actually, it's me who wants to help you, my child."
Muhammed: "Okeydoke. How, my Lord?"
Allah: "I'm going to impart my vast knowledge and wisdom to you, Muhammed."
Muhammed: "Wow! Cool! Lemme have it, Big A!"
One hour later.
Muhammed: "Is that all, God? It's just I feel that you've left something out."
Allah: "What do you mean, my son?"
Muhammed: "Something pertaining to children, maybe..?"
Allah: "Mmm, no. I think we've covered everything. I'm omniscient, you know. I have knowledge of the past, the present, AND the future. I have taught you everything you need to know."
Muhammed: "Yeah, it's just.."
Allah: "EVERYTHING. OMNISCIENT. Now, be off with you!"
Now repeat after me: "Allah is a proponent of paedophilia."
