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Normie ID:MBs8OC3+ Mon 05 Aug 2019 22:46:15 No.8499356 View View Reply Original Report

My wife told my backup wife (read: crush) that she's my backup wife and gave her the go ahead to mess with me and flirt with me.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!
SHE WORKS AT MY PRIMARY GAS STATION

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:znrY4XLw Mon 05 Aug 2019 22:47:26 No.8499364 Report

Quoted By: >>8499369

>having a wife
yup, you fell for that meme

Normie

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Normie ID:MBs8OC3+ Mon 05 Aug 2019 22:48:40 No.8499369 Report

Quoted By: >>8499384 >>8499522

>>8499364
SHUT THE FUCK UP FROG THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!
I HAVE TO SHOP AT THAT GAS STATION ALMOST DAILY!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:znrY4XLw Mon 05 Aug 2019 22:50:49 No.8499384 Report

Quoted By: >>8499503

>>8499369
well just tell your crush that you have a wife?
or ask her if she'd do a threesome idk xD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7WmadC+w Mon 05 Aug 2019 22:53:14 No.8499397 Report

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unironically kill yourself, degenerate attention whore

Chiko

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Chiko ID:BYTqEKig Mon 05 Aug 2019 22:55:20 No.8499408 Report

Quoted By: >>8499503

>>8499356
Have you tried weed yet dude?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VYSUrNux Mon 05 Aug 2019 22:57:55 No.8499431 Report

Quoted By: >>8499522

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Normie

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Normie ID:MBs8OC3+ Mon 05 Aug 2019 23:02:21 No.8499503 Report

Quoted By: >>8499520

>>8499384
>ask her if she'd do a threesome
ANON THAT'S LEWD!
STAHP YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
>>8499408
Yes right now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PN09LHZG Mon 05 Aug 2019 23:05:09 No.8499518 Report

Quoted By: >>8499556

ask her if she wants to trade yugiohs

Chiko

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Chiko ID:BYTqEKig Mon 05 Aug 2019 23:05:20 No.8499520 Report

Quoted By: >>8499556

>>8499503
cool cool, why don't you do cocaine after that? you just need to get into the right state of mind, you know what I'm saying dude?

Official Normie Fanboy Club

Official Normie Fanboy Club ID:ovhIoRLV Mon 05 Aug 2019 23:05:40 No.8499522 Report

Quoted By: >>8499556

>>8499369
>I HAVE TO SHOP AT THAT GAS STATION ALMOST DAILY!
shop in bulk so u only go once a week.

>>8499431
she was lookin kinda dimb with her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an L, on her forehead?

Normie

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Normie ID:MBs8OC3+ Mon 05 Aug 2019 23:13:15 No.8499556 Report

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>>8499518
Will you trade yugiohs? I need another blue eyes for my dragon deck uwu
>>8499520
Yeet I get you but coke and other shit ain't my scene my man.
>>8499522
That's actually a really good idea. Dude how old are you?

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