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>Rothschilds bow to Yonkers
>In contact with eldritch shit pants beings
>Possess shit-pants abilities
>Control Yonkers with an shitty but smelly fist
>Own dumpsters & toilets globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient American blood line
>Will bankroll the first diapers on the Moon (Yonkertown will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of diaper research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be designed to shit often
>Yonkers is said to have 25 IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area Shitty One
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a brown-skinned God who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented diarrhea floods with him
>He owns Shittobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Diaperbots inside you right now
>Yonkers is in regular communication with the Poopangels Diaper and Pedoshit, forwarding the word of Shit to the Doxxing Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between >Romania & the Doxxing high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Shittodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the kidnapping room in Southern Yonkers?
>He didnt even lurk for a week before posting
>All of new york is forced to give their diapers to him. There are no diapers in yonkers, only his basement.
>He's only 16 years old
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big shit to the end of the poopiverse. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being
