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Although it is becoming more and more of a normalfag thing to do, having a waifu still requires you to have a certain degree of autism and to carefully choose the very best out of all the potential waifus, you must analyze her. Is she cute? Does she have a good personality? Would she care about you? Is she handholdable? These are few of the many questions asked when choosing a waifu. But that is not all. You must be worthy of her. This is the most important part; you MUST be here for her. Can you really call her your waifu if you barely do anything for her? Masturbating to your waifu is a grave sin many people commit. You are not to lewd her, no matter your worth. Many more factors come into play. Your worth might determine your waifu's overall quality as you cannot have the greatest waifu without being the greatest yourself, but it is fairly common for above average people to have trash waifus. Overrated waifus. Plain bad waifus. Let's outline what waifu means; she must be 2D. She must be from an anime or an Eastern made video game. These are the defining traits of a waifu. Anything that does not have both of these traits is not a waifu. What makes a waifu trash? People will tell you it is highly subjective, but in fact, it's not. There is a valid and established classification for it. If your waifu is from a seasonal anime or a video game that got popular but died in a month, your waifu is utter garbage tier and probably just a whore to whom you destroy your dick to. Remember, you are never supposed to fap to your waifu, for she is pure and you owe her respect. What does a top tier waifu look like you might ask? Heh. Bow before The Mistress, AKA the perfect waifu. Charisma? You bet she has it. Is she cute? The cutest. Does she have manner? Yes she does! What are her downsides? Literally none! The Mistress is absolute perfection no matter how you look at her, she most definitely is THE example for what a great waifu is like. Are you worthy enough of her? No man is.